Random Dart Stuff

[Randall]

He only called him a funny name, calm down.

Be no use to me dealing with scum daily

We got a new toy at work today

Elaborate.

A little transmitter/radio you attach to your shirt
If you need urgent assistance you can talk to someone the other end who can call the police, who won't bother attending anyway.
Waste of time.
They also only work Monday to Friday 9-5
Tossers

[The Thorn]

Be no use to me dealing with scum daily

We got a new toy at work today

Elaborate.

A little transmitter/radio you attach to your shirt
If you need urgent assistance you can talk to someone the other end who can call the police, who won't bother attending anyway.
Waste of time.
They also only work Monday to Friday 9-5
Tossers

I thought you had misspelled "boy"

[Rogg]

Randall only hires androgynous pirates.

[Randall]

Randall only hires androgynous pirates.

I'll be bringing this up on the course if anyone starts bringing up ratios

[Rogg]

Randall only hires androgynous pirates.

I'll be bringing this up on the course if anyone starts bringing up ratios

"I call it Long Jane Silver" he boomed

[Randall]

Randall only hires androgynous pirates.

I'll be bringing this up on the course if anyone starts bringing up ratios

"I call it Long Jane Silver" he boomed

I love the guy to bits
Fantastic at his job, but his opinions are ridiculous

[Rogg]

The new tour card race. Wrighty's Matchplay and Worlds dropping off.

https://www.dartsrankings.com/postwch

[TheMalteseDart]

Murnan is fucked ffs

[Greipel]

Murnan is fucked ffs

He will win it back at Q-School again easily as he always does.

[thegentle]

Murnan is fucked ffs

You're never completely fucked as even some fairly mediocre players have managed to do the top 64 in one year trick, but I'd say if you're on £22k, just £13k off the pace (with Darius also losing out on his fall-back option in the Nordic/Baltic tour), it's far from curtains, getting to the Worlds and winning a game is gigantic, especially if you make the Worlds with a bit to spare

[TheMalteseDart]

Murnan is fucked ffs

You're never completely fucked as even some fairly mediocre players have managed to do the top 64 in one year trick, but I'd say if you're on £22k, just £13k off the pace (with Darius also losing out on his fall-back option in the Nordic/Baltic tour), it's far from curtains, getting to the Worlds and winning a game is gigantic, especially if you make the Worlds with a bit to spare

Appreciate the positivity my gentle friend

[tungsten tossers]

The new tour card race. Wrighty's Matchplay and Worlds dropping off.

https://www.dartsrankings.com/postwch

Nice to see White, Lennon and Dancing Devon outside the 64

[Suspect Device]

Be no use to me dealing with scum daily

We got a new toy at work today

Elaborate.

A little transmitter/radio you attach to your shirt
If you need urgent assistance you can talk to someone the other end who can call the police, who won't bother attending anyway.
Waste of time.
They also only work Monday to Friday 9-5
Tossers

Accident at work from chasing scoundrels? Claim blame claim. The best option is surely to let those desperate thieves be off on their toes. Then it's a stroll back to the office to do the paperwork and file a report. Don't forget a biscuit with your cuppa.

In Manchester many years I was in a local supermarket, prison shop might best describe it. Seperate doors for entry and exit. Once you paid for your goods you then had to go through a scanner. If all clear you head to the exit with a two doors system. Both mag locked and require a member of staff to press a button to let you exit each door one at a time. This prevented theft.

If every shop was like this shop theft would be pretty much eradicated overnight. The public would be given a choice. Use prison style shops or order online. Randall's sole role would become a button pusher

Retail businesses are insured against such things as theft. Randall and co are there to check receipts when the buzzer goes off. How many shrug their shoulders and let the customer leave without a thorough search of items against a receipt?

One time I was in London and there was this traffic warden...

[tungsten tossers]

WORLD CHAMPION SMITH SEALS PDC AWARDS HAT-TRICK, ROCK CLAIMS DOUBLE INCLUDING BEST NEWCOMER AS ROSS SMITH AND HUMPHRIES ALSO WINNERS

https://dartsnews.com/pdc/world-champio ... so-winners

[Rogg]

WORLD CHAMPION SMITH SEALS PDC AWARDS HAT-TRICK, ROCK CLAIMS DOUBLE INCLUDING BEST NEWCOMER AS ROSS SMITH AND HUMPHRIES ALSO WINNERS

https://dartsnews.com/pdc/world-champio ... so-winners

I saw some people going all hahaha guilty conscience about not putting Humph in the PL. He was simply top of the money list, doofus. Can there be one day a month where nobody blurts the first thing that comes into their head.

[tungsten tossers]

POTENTIAL REPEAT OF PRICE EAR DEFENDERS INCIDENT PREVENTED AS DRA REVISE RULING

https://dartsnews.com/pdc/pdc-revise-ru ... s-incident

[Randall]

We got a new toy at work today

Elaborate.

A little transmitter/radio you attach to your shirt
If you need urgent assistance you can talk to someone the other end who can call the police, who won't bother attending anyway.
Waste of time.
They also only work Monday to Friday 9-5
Tossers

Accident at work from chasing scoundrels? Claim blame claim. The best option is surely to let those desperate thieves be off on their toes. Then it's a stroll back to the office to do the paperwork and file a report. Don't forget a biscuit with your cuppa.

In Manchester many years I was in a local supermarket, prison shop might best describe it. Seperate doors for entry and exit. Once you paid for your goods you then had to go through a scanner. If all clear you head to the exit with a two doors system. Both mag locked and require a member of staff to press a button to let you exit each door one at a time. This prevented theft.

If every shop was like this shop theft would be pretty much eradicated overnight. The public would be given a choice. Use prison style shops or order online. Randall's sole role would become a button pusher

Retail businesses are insured against such things as theft. Randall and co are there to check receipts when the buzzer goes off. How many shrug their shoulders and let the customer leave without a thorough search of items against a receipt?

One time I was in London and there was this traffic warden...

No
I take itv personally

[tungsten tossers]

We got a new toy at work today

Elaborate.

A little transmitter/radio you attach to your shirt
If you need urgent assistance you can talk to someone the other end who can call the police, who won't bother attending anyway.
Waste of time.
They also only work Monday to Friday 9-5
Tossers

Accident at work from chasing scoundrels? Claim blame claim. The best option is surely to let those desperate thieves be off on their toes. Then it's a stroll back to the office to do the paperwork and file a report. Don't forget a biscuit with your cuppa.

In Manchester many years I was in a local supermarket, prison shop might best describe it. Seperate doors for entry and exit. Once you paid for your goods you then had to go through a scanner. If all clear you head to the exit with a two doors system. Both mag locked and require a member of staff to press a button to let you exit each door one at a time. This prevented theft.

If every shop was like this shop theft would be pretty much eradicated overnight. The public would be given a choice. Use prison style shops or order online. Randall's sole role would become a button pusher

Retail businesses are insured against such things as theft. Randall and co are there to check receipts when the buzzer goes off. How many shrug their shoulders and let the customer leave without a thorough search of items against a receipt?

One time I was in London and there was this traffic warden...

No
I take itv personally

[Randall]

It
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[Rogg]

It
It
It

I knew it