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Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Dec 26, 2022 4:49 am

tungsten tossers wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 4:21 am
Captain Hobo wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 2:27 am Saffers collapsing already.
95-5... Saffers are utter pish
6 straight innings they've been bowled out for under 200.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Dec 26, 2022 8:23 am

7 now
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Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Dec 26, 2022 3:19 pm

Captain Hobo wrote: Mon Dec 26, 2022 8:23 am7 now
The real event takes place next summer in England when Bazball rules and England win back the ashes.
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Re: cricket thread

Post by Pigpen » Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:03 am

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Odious cheating cunt Warner comes back out after retiring hurt on 200
Gets bowled first ball.
Couldnt happen to a nicer cunt.

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Re: cricket thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:07 am

Pigpen wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:03 am :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Odious cheating cunt Warner comes back out after retiring hurt on 200
Gets bowled first ball.
Couldnt happen to a nicer cunt.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:14 am

I thought the poms would be celebrating Warner making runs as it will book his ticket for the Ashes.
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Re: cricket thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Wed Dec 28, 2022 12:12 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:07 am
Pigpen wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:03 am :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Odious cheating cunt Warner comes back out after retiring hurt on 200
Gets bowled first ball.
Couldnt happen to a nicer cunt.
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Re: cricket thread

Post by Mabbsy » Thu Dec 29, 2022 9:02 am

HalloweenJack wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2022 12:12 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:07 am
Pigpen wrote: Wed Dec 28, 2022 1:03 am :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Odious cheating cunt Warner comes back out after retiring hurt on 200
Gets bowled first ball.
Couldnt happen to a nicer cunt.
+1
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Re: cricket thread

Post by Rogg » Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:15 am

That car, yikes. https://www.bbc.com/sport/cricket/64124242


India wicketkeeper Rishabh Pant is in a stable condition in hospital after being injured in a car crash.

Police say the 25-year-old "dozed off" and lost control of his car. It flipped over twice and caught fire.

Reports in India say Pant suffered injuries to his head, back and leg.
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Post by Randall » Fri Dec 30, 2022 10:16 am

Hopefully he is ok
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Post by Jimmi » Mon Jan 02, 2023 10:59 am

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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:06 am

Jimmi wrote:
I assume this was given out and that everyone is crying over it?
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Re: cricket thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:07 am

The Ginge Reaper wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:06 am
Jimmi wrote:
I assume this was given out and that everyone is crying over it?
It was out as they changed the rules a few years back so now you can take off from over the boundary line.
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Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:08 am

Captain Hobo wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:06 am
Jimmi wrote:
I assume this was given out and that everyone is crying over it?
It was out as they changed the rules a few years back so now you can take off from over the boundary line.
Seems fair enough. Takes some skill to do that tbh, fair play.
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Post by Jimmi » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:13 am

The Ginge Reaper wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:06 am
Jimmi wrote:
I assume this was given out and that everyone is crying over it?
I guess so, not much point juggling the ball about if a six was given anyway.
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Re: cricket thread

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:15 am


Jimmi wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:06 am
Jimmi wrote:
I assume this was given out and that everyone is crying over it?
I guess so, not much point juggling the ball about if a six was given anyway.
Depends if the players know all the rules or not, I suppose.
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Re: cricket thread

Post by Jimmi » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:16 am

The Ginge Reaper wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:15 am
Jimmi wrote:
The Ginge Reaper wrote: Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:06 am
Jimmi wrote:
I assume this was given out and that everyone is crying over it?
I guess so, not much point juggling the ball about if a six was given anyway.
Depends if the players know all the rules or not, I suppose.
He may as well have tried it then if he didn’t.
But surely they should know the rules if it had been changed? 😅

Reminds me a little of an England Rugby game where James Haskell had to ask the ref what the rules were. :lol:
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Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:17 am

Neser (fielder) said he knew the rule. Tough shit if the batsman didn't before, he does now.
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Re: cricket thread

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jan 02, 2023 11:19 am

Big Bash will give me something to watch in the mornings for the next few weeks, I suppose. That and the Aussie Open. God bless the time difference.
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Re: cricket thread

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Fri Jan 06, 2023 1:10 pm

Cracking end to the Pakistan-NZ test match here. Pakistan needing 46 more runs with less than 40 mins left, just lost 7th wicket.
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