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Re: cricket thread

Post by Randall » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:55 pm

Rogg wrote:Is Darren Gough the thickest man in England?
Harsh on the bdo crowd.
What's he said?
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Post by Rogg » Fri Mar 23, 2018 3:57 pm

Randall wrote:
Rogg wrote:Is Darren Gough the thickest man in England?
Harsh on the bdo crowd.
What's he said?
Heard him on the radio yesterday. Floundering in broken English, sounds like his tongue is fifteen times the size of his mouth.
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Post by Randall » Sat Mar 24, 2018 8:44 am

The weather will defeat the kiwis even if England can't.
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Post by M H » Sat Mar 24, 2018 4:59 pm

NZ will have to declare overnight and hope for two days play
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Post by 9farter » Sat Mar 24, 2018 5:26 pm

Aussies caught ball tampering


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Post by Randall » Sat Mar 24, 2018 7:42 pm

Surely Smith can't just apologise and that be it.
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Post by Kimmy » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:28 pm

Randall wrote:Surely Smith can't just apologise and that be it.
Du Plessis has been done for it three times and never banned.

Saffers outrage seems silly,

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Post by Randall » Sat Mar 24, 2018 9:41 pm

Kimmy wrote:
Randall wrote:Surely Smith can't just apologise and that be it.
Du Plessis has been done for it three times and never banned.

Saffers outrage seems silly,
Little doubt they are all at it to some degree.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Sun Mar 25, 2018 6:26 am

Randall wrote:
Kimmy wrote:
Randall wrote:Surely Smith can't just apologise and that be it.
Du Plessis has been done for it three times and never banned.

Saffers outrage seems silly,
Little doubt they are all at it to some degree.
Fucking stupid to do it with something as obvious as yellow tape. Judging by the reaction in Australia, Smith will be sacked.

Michael Vaughan taking the moral high ground on Twitter is a bit much, though.
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Post by Randall » Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:44 am

Smith and Warner have stood down for the duration of the test. A pretty hollow gesture surely.
A shame for a player of smiths standing to be caught up in a drama like this but he isn't the first.
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Post by Randall » Sun Mar 25, 2018 9:46 am

Meanwhile England trying very hard to lose anothe rest inside three days play.
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Post by Kimmy » Sun Mar 25, 2018 3:17 pm

The OTT reaction to this has almost made me want the Aussies to win.

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Post by Randall » Sun Mar 25, 2018 3:52 pm

Kimmy wrote:The OTT reaction to this has almost made me want the Aussies to win.
Smith banned for one match and fined his match fee.
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Post by Kimmy » Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:28 pm

Randall wrote:
Kimmy wrote:The OTT reaction to this has almost made me want the Aussies to win.
Smith banned for one match and fined his match fee.
I have no problem with that.

I just want consistency, du Plessis has done this twice and Philander has been caught before as well.

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Post by Kimmy » Sun Mar 25, 2018 4:29 pm

Rob Key crying about the incident when he has been caught sand papering cricket balls in his playing days.

Total Twit.

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Post by Randall » Mon Mar 26, 2018 7:09 am

Pity the entire England team can't be suspended
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Post by Randall » Mon Mar 26, 2018 3:45 pm

Absolutely fucking pathetic
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Post by Kimmy » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:29 pm

Feel sorry for Anderson. The only proper player in the team.

Root is a quality batter when the team is doing well, but he has no fight in him.

Cook is done.

The other eight can fuck off as well.

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Post by Randall » Mon Mar 26, 2018 4:36 pm

If this was wasim and waqar on a fifth dayer in lahore, curtly coming in in Barbados or Warne working his magic fine, but this is new Zealand on a flat track. Bowled out twice in two days.
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Re: cricket thread

Post by Randall » Tue Mar 27, 2018 6:21 am

Kimmy wrote:Rob Key crying about the incident when he has been caught sand papering cricket balls in his playing days.

Total Twit.
Vaughan at it as well.
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