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since you are new to most of us , by answering these questions ,it will paint a more balanced picture of you.

1. Do you believe Uncle Barry is the spawn of the Devil and the PDC are cunts ?
2. Martin Adams is a spineless cunt, wife cheating scumbag, and knows deep down himself he is not good enough for the PDC so hid behind his excuses. Do you agree ?
3. Who has the biggest head in Darts, Steve Bunting, John Henderson or Oche Balboa ?
4. Do you believe the highest average in a lakeshite final held by Taylor for almost 2 decades will ever be broken ?
5. As a Gary Anderson fan does his stupid grin when he loses annoy you ?
6. What 3 players other than Taylor do you dislike ?
7. What is the greatest Darts World final you have seen ?
8. Do you believe the PDC Premier League is a Major or a glorified Exbo ?
9. What do you think of womens darts ?
10. Who is the worst player to win Lakeshite ?

Justin Credible wrote:since you are new to most of us , by answering these questions ,it will paint a more balanced picture of you.

1. Do you believe Uncle Barry is the spawn of the Devil and the PDC are cunts ?
2. Martin Adams is a spineless cunt, wife cheating scumbag, and knows deep down himself he is not good enough for the PDC so hid behind his excuses. Do you agree ?
3. Who has the biggest head in Darts, Steve Bunting, John Henderson or Oche Balboa ?
4. Do you believe the highest average in a lakeshite final held by Taylor for almost 2 decades will ever be broken ?
5. As a Gary Anderson fan does his stupid grin when he loses annoy you ?
6. What 3 players other than Taylor do you dislike ?
7. What is the greatest Darts World final you have seen ?
8. Do you believe the PDC Premier League is a Major or a glorified Exbo ?
9. What do you think of womens darts ?
10. Who is the worst player to win Lakeshite ?

I like this, I like this a lot.

1. Do you believe Uncle Barry is the spawn of the Devil and the PDC are cunts ?

A. Not atall. I have been brainwashed by all things PDC and often use phrases like "no question Dave" and "that was a great dart, it just never went in" during lovemaking.

2. Martin Adams is a spineless cunt, wife cheating scumbag, and knows deep down himself he is not good enough for the PDC so hid behind his excuses. Do you agree ?

A.Yes, although im afraid to disagree with you as I sense venom in your typing here.

3. Who has the biggest head in Darts, Steve Bunting, John Henderson or Oche Balboa ?

A. I have never met Oche Balboa but to be honest I detest Taylor that much that I will use his name in a derogatory manner any time I can, so I will go with him. Fat patronising cunt

4. Do you believe the highest average in a lakeshite final held by Taylor for almost 2 decades will ever be broken ?

A. Couldnt really give a shit to be honest as its Taylor related. Cunt

5. As a Gary Anderson fan does his stupid grin when he loses annoy you ?

A. Everything annoys me when Gary Anderson loses. Everything.

6. What 3 players other than Taylor do you dislike ?

A.Ian White irritates the shit out me for no apparent reason. Brendan Dolan for being a slow boring cunt yet still describing himself as a history maker. Steve Beaton purely becaue I am envious as I bet he done a power of shagging in his day, big handsome bastard,

7. What is the greatest Darts World final you have seen ?

A. Barney beating Taylor. Could happily sit and watch them throwing for the bull in the deciding leg all day, when Taylor leaves his dart in and Barney glides off it straight bang in the middle. Taylors face was a picture. Twat

8. Do you believe the PDC Premier League is a Major or a glorified Exbo ?

A. A major purely because its all Ando has won. No other reason

9. What do you think of womens darts ?

A. Trina Gulliver scares the shit out me and im sure Deta was an extra in an old Only Fools. Never actually watched any of them throw a dart.

10. Who is the worst player to win Lakeshite ?

A. I think the guy who won it last year will probably never win anything again in his life so I will go with him.



I enjoyed this, thankyou Justin.

Justin Credible wrote:since you are new to most of us , by me answering these questions ,it will paint a more balanced picture of what a cunt i am.

1. Do you believe i am a cunt ?
2. Martin Adams is a 3 times world champ and 3 times master of the world, and knows deep down himself he is too good enough for the PDC , Do you agree ?
3. Who has the biggest head in Darts, Steve Bunting, John Henderson or me ?
4. Do you believe the highest average in a lakeside final held by Taylor for almost 2 decades will ever be broken by martin adams ?
5. As i am a photoshop fan, do my stupid mock ups annoy you ?
6. What 3 players other than anastasia would you like to ride ?
7. What is the greatest bdo Darts World final you have seen ?
8. Do you believe the PDC and its supporters are all mongs ?
9. What do you think of womens tits ?
10. is Martin Adams the greatest player to win Lakeside ?

steady on gaz, the lad is new

Carlin wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:since you are new to most of us , by answering these questions ,it will paint a more balanced picture of you.

1. Do you believe Uncle Barry is the spawn of the Devil and the PDC are cunts ?
2. Martin Adams is a spineless cunt, wife cheating scumbag, and knows deep down himself he is not good enough for the PDC so hid behind his excuses. Do you agree ?
3. Who has the biggest head in Darts, Steve Bunting, John Henderson or Oche Balboa ?
4. Do you believe the highest average in a lakeshite final held by Taylor for almost 2 decades will ever be broken ?
5. As a Gary Anderson fan does his stupid grin when he loses annoy you ?
6. What 3 players other than Taylor do you dislike ?
7. What is the greatest Darts World final you have seen ?
8. Do you believe the PDC Premier League is a Major or a glorified Exbo ?
9. What do you think of womens darts ?
10. Who is the worst player to win Lakeshite ?

I like this, I like this a lot.

1. Do you believe Uncle Barry is the spawn of the Devil and the PDC are cunts ?

A. Not atall. I have been brainwashed by all things PDC and often use phrases like "no question Dave" and "that was a great dart, it just never went in" during lovemaking.

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Carlin wrote:

Justin Credible wrote:since you are new to most of us , by answering these questions ,it will paint a more balanced picture of you.

1. Do you believe Uncle Barry is the spawn of the Devil and the PDC are cunts ?
2. Martin Adams is a spineless cunt, wife cheating scumbag, and knows deep down himself he is not good enough for the PDC so hid behind his excuses. Do you agree ?
3. Who has the biggest head in Darts, Steve Bunting, John Henderson or Oche Balboa ?
4. Do you believe the highest average in a lakeshite final held by Taylor for almost 2 decades will ever be broken ?
5. As a Gary Anderson fan does his stupid grin when he loses annoy you ?
6. What 3 players other than Taylor do you dislike ?
7. What is the greatest Darts World final you have seen ?
8. Do you believe the PDC Premier League is a Major or a glorified Exbo ?
9. What do you think of womens darts ?
10. Who is the worst player to win Lakeshite ?

I like this, I like this a lot.

1. Do you believe Uncle Barry is the spawn of the Devil and the PDC are cunts ?

A. Not atall. I have been brainwashed by all things PDC and often use phrases like "no question Dave" and "that was a great dart, it just never went in" during lovemaking.

2. Martin Adams is a spineless cunt, wife cheating scumbag, and knows deep down himself he is not good enough for the PDC so hid behind his excuses. Do you agree ?

A.Yes, although im afraid to disagree with you as I sense venom in your typing here.

3. Who has the biggest head in Darts, Steve Bunting, John Henderson or Oche Balboa ?

A. I have never met Oche Balboa but to be honest I detest Taylor that much that I will use his name in a derogatory manner any time I can, so I will go with him. Fat patronising cunt

4. Do you believe the highest average in a lakeshite final held by Taylor for almost 2 decades will ever be broken ?

A. Couldnt really give a shit to be honest as its Taylor related. Cunt

5. As a Gary Anderson fan does his stupid grin when he loses annoy you ?

A. Everything annoys me when Gary Anderson loses. Everything.

6. What 3 players other than Taylor do you dislike ?

A.Ian White irritates the shit out me for no apparent reason. Brendan Dolan for being a slow boring cunt yet still describing himself as a history maker. Steve Beaton purely becaue I am envious as I bet he done a power of shagging in his day, big handsome bastard,

7. What is the greatest Darts World final you have seen ?

A. Barney beating Taylor. Could happily sit and watch them throwing for the bull in the deciding leg all day, when Taylor leaves his dart in and Barney glides off it straight bang in the middle. Taylors face was a picture. Twat

8. Do you believe the PDC Premier League is a Major or a glorified Exbo ?

A. A major purely because its all Ando has won. No other reason

9. What do you think of womens darts ?

A. Trina Gulliver scares the shit out me and im sure Deta was an extra in an old Only Fools. Never actually watched any of them throw a dart.

10. Who is the worst player to win Lakeshite ?

A. I think the guy who won it last year will probably never win anything again in his life so I will go with him.



I enjoyed this, thankyou Justin.

Brilliant..............

I am sensing you might have an issue with Taylor.

now you answered the dart questions , its time for the non darts ones.

1. Are you a full on hun rangers supporter who thinks all paddies are toothless simpletons ?
2. Should fat people be put in cages on display in an attempt to shame them into losing weight. ?
3. Do you watch reality tv ?
4. Are the zionists behind all the evil in the world ?
5. What country has the fittest birds ?
6. Which is worse, Rap music, Jazz or opera ?
7. do you dream in black and white or colour ?
8. Who is the biggest cunt in football ?
9. Have you ever fallen asleep during sex ?
10. Should the death penalty be brought back ?

Quality Q&A can wait to see the answers to the second lot of questions.beven though asking carlin about music is about as much use as ted Hankey in the PDC

Viking wrote:Quality Q&A can wait to see the answers to the second lot of questions.beven though asking carlin about music is about as much use as ted Hankey in the PDC

keep it up, and I might be forced to put you under the spotlight as well

I'd pay to watch Gaz host a talk show. It'd be like Parkinson uncut

very kinf of you to say gonk but i reckon the pc brigade would have a stroke

Carlin is one of the biggest rangers supporters on the planet so that answers one of the questions

Got a question for you , next time we have a drink together do you think you ll actually be able to keep up with me this time ? ?

Justin Credible wrote:now you answered the dart questions , its time for the non darts ones.

1. Are you a full on hun rangers supporter who thinks all paddies are toothless simpletons ?

A.I have been a Celtic supporter since about 2 hours old. I have no clue what made you think otherwise but please refrain from insulting me like that again. Cheers


2. Should fat people be put in cages on display in an attempt to shame them into losing weight. ?

A.I personally think a far more insulting punishment would be to make them sit and watch BDO Worlds first and second round matches from the past 4 years, if that doesnt put them off their grub then I dont think anything will.

3. Do you watch reality tv ?

A. You will always find 'The Only Way Is Essex' on my box every Wednesday and Sunday religiously. Not even kidding.


4. Are the zionists behind all the evil in the world ?

A. Will have to google what a zionist is and get back to you at a later date.

5. What country has the fittest birds ?

A. Japan. Going through an asian porn phase at the moment, however that could change to grandmothers next week. You never know.


6. Which is worse, Rap music, Jazz or opera ?

A. Rap in particular white cockneys who think they can rap because they have been brought up on council estate their whole lives., therefor they are related to Snoop Dogg. Examples would be Professor Green and Devlin to name a few.


7. do you dream in black and white or colour ?

Black, slimming. 95% of the time. I own 14 black polo shirts. Not kidding.

Aaah dream. wasnt paying attention. Colour, I think. Never really thought about it before. You?


8. Who is the biggest cunt in football ?

El Hadji Diouf or Alan Pardew

9. Have you ever fallen asleep during sex ?

A. Better question would be do I ever stay awake during sex. Love my sleep


10. Should the death penalty be brought back ?

A. No. Im university educated so can look at this argument logically.

carlin, how do you think the bhoys are going to get on v barca this week? result

martin71109 wrote:carlin, how do you think the bhoys are going to get on v barca this week? result

Not confident atall !!! A few of my mates are away over for it and genuinely believe we can get a draw. Deluded!!! Our defence is suspect and with Messi on the park thats not what you need!!!


Good result for your lot on Saturday! Going well considering I and probably a lot of others thought you would struggle after Rhodes was sold!

Carlin wrote:

martin71109 wrote:carlin, how do you think the bhoys are going to get on v barca this week? result

Not confident atall !!! A few of my mates are away over for it and genuinely believe we can get a draw. Deluded!!! Our defence is suspect and with Messi on the park thats not what you need!!!


Good result for your lot on Saturday! Going well considering I and probably a lot of others thought you would struggle after Rhodes was sold!

i think barca will score a couple so samaras et al need to be firing, you never know.

i am actually pleased rhodes has gone, it has brought the team closer and money into the club
maybe, just maybe next season....

great stuff Carlin....................

Gotta say fair play to Carlin for being so candid. Hope you stick around and have the craic mate

Stran wrote:Carlin is one of the biggest rangers supporters on the planet so that answers one of the questions

Got a question for you , next time we have a drink together do you think you ll actually be able to keep up with me this time ? ?

So this is where you've been hiding Stran, I think youd out drink most from what I can remember for clash, you was leathered by 1 0clock and stayed at that point for the next 12 hours.