Heaven or Hell today ?

Post by **doG** » Fri May 20, 2011 10:48 pm

Yeah nah, as you all aware the world ends today, in about 9 hrs from now the world will start to self destruct by natural disasters, helped by the hand of god. We will all apparently meet our maker at either one or other location, that being Heaven or Hell.

Unlike many that have gone before us, we have 9hrs in which to influence the Heaven or Hell decision, should you be a border line case, rather than reling upon Admin flipping a coin, what Good deed can you do in the next 9 hrs to influence the decision to Heaven ?

I thought I might crash the Hilux into the MacDonalds drive thru and therefore stop thousands of people from becoming morbidly obese or suffering from heart disease, Diabetes and the like.

doG

Post by **Justin Credible** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:02 pm

fuck heaven and fuck hell.

That crap is only for the catholics

Post by **micko** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:07 pm

doG wrote:Yeah nah, as you all aware the world ends today, in about 9 hrs from now the world will start to self destruct by natural disasters, helped by the hand of god. We will all apparently meet our maker at either one or other location, that being Heaven or Hell.

Unlike many that have gone before us, we have 9hrs in which to influence the Heaven or Hell decision, should you be a border line case, rather than reling upon Admin flipping a coin, what Good deed can you do in the next 9 hrs to influence the decision to Heaven ?

I thought I might crash the Hilux into the MacDonalds drive thru and therefore stop thousands of people from becoming morbidly obese or suffering from heart disease, Diabetes and the like.

doG

Bit late trying to change the eating habits of the world if we have only 9 hours left Dog.

Post by **doG** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:30 pm

micko wrote:
doG wrote:Yeah nah, as you all aware the world ends today, in about 9 hrs from now the world will start to self destruct by natural disasters, helped by the hand of god. We will all apparently meet our maker at either one or other location, that being Heaven or Hell.

Unlike many that have gone before us, we have 9hrs in which to influence the Heaven or Hell decision, should you be a border line case, rather than reling upon Admin flipping a coin, what Good deed can you do in the next 9 hrs to influence the decision to Heaven ?

I thought I might crash the Hilux into the MacDonalds drive thru and therefore stop thousands of people from becoming morbidly obese or suffering from heart disease, Diabetes and the like.

doG
Bit late trying to change the eating habits of the world if we have only 9 hours left Dog.

Ok, I will therefore resort to plan B.

I will mount a siege on the local Dog Pound and free all the dogs, therefore allowing them to avoid being euthanasied and affording them to run free and furful a happy and extended life.

doG.

Post by **sat** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:34 pm

Apparently the rapture is at 6pm in the evening. Must start down your way dog. You going to try and out-run it? It'll be obvious, people getting sucked into the sky. Just keep ahead of them and you'll be fine. For a while...

Post by **doG** » Fri May 20, 2011 11:49 pm

sat wrote:Apparently the rapture is at 6pm in the evening. Must start down your way dog. You going to try and out-run it? It'll be obvious, people getting sucked into the sky. Just keep ahead of them and you'll be fine. For a while...

Yeah nah, Will wearing a necklace of Garlic ward them off like Vampires ?

doG

Post by **micko** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:04 am

Justin Credible wrote:fuck heaven and fuck hell.

That crap is only for the catholics

We all know where you're going Gaz, down south me thinks.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:07 am

micko wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:fuck heaven and fuck hell.

That crap is only for the catholics
We all know where you're going Gaz, down south me thinks.

I am already in the south...the peoples republic of Cork

or Langerland as ye boggers call it

Post by **micko** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:14 am

Justin Credible wrote:
micko wrote:
Justin Credible wrote:fuck heaven and fuck hell.

That crap is only for the catholics
We all know where you're going Gaz, down south me thinks.
I am already in the south...the peoples republic of Cork

or Langerland as ye boggers call it

That place is worse than hell Gaz. It's so bad there even the Queen cut butt out of there.

Post by **sat** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:42 am

doG wrote:
sat wrote:Apparently the rapture is at 6pm in the evening. Must start down your way dog. You going to try and out-run it? It'll be obvious, people getting sucked into the sky. Just keep ahead of them and you'll be fine. For a while...
Yeah nah, Will wearing a necklace of Garlic ward them off like Vampires ?

doG

Worth a try if you're all out of inverted crucifixes.

Post by **doG** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:48 am

sat wrote:
doG wrote:
sat wrote:Apparently the rapture is at 6pm in the evening. Must start down your way dog. You going to try and out-run it? It'll be obvious, people getting sucked into the sky. Just keep ahead of them and you'll be fine. For a while...
Yeah nah, Will wearing a necklace of Garlic ward them off like Vampires ?

doG
Worth a try if you're all out of inverted crucifixes.

I was considering rolling in some dog shit, but if this thing doesn't happen my chances of getting laid later in the night is minimal.
doG

Post by **sat** » Sat May 21, 2011 12:52 am

Haha. A guy at work tried a line with me: "seeing as we are all going to die tomorrow..."

You can imagine the rest.

Post by **Randall** » Sat May 21, 2011 9:03 am

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

oppurtunistic to say the least!

he doesnt do refunds either!

Post by **sat** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:06 am

That's been about for several years. Taking advantage of the gullible is so easy, so tempting, yet you've gotta be a certain kind of person to do it.
I had plenty of opportunity for that during my days in the paranormal scene, but instead I chose to be unpopluar and tell people their heating pipes were banging.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:11 am

See you in hell, bitches!!

Post by **sat** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:15 am

Tell daddy you're on my guest list.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:18 am

It's ok, I'll tell dave you're on mine.

Post by **sat** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:26 am

Better shave my head today. Don't want them thinking I've not got a ticket.

Post by **Dartfrog** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:31 am

Ok Ripley.
You'd go to hell for simply drinking Pepsi anyway.
Coke are so rich they probably sponsor Heaven.

Post by **sat** » Sat May 21, 2011 10:33 am

Do you mind not keep interrupting me? This quorn goat won't sacrifice itself.