2024 European Tour

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:16 pm

Greipel wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:15 pm Come on Littler
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Greipel » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:16 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:12 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:09 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:03 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 8:54 pm
Rogg wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 8:52 pm A punchable face :D poor Bunty. I don't see it.
This guy's smug grin will never be surpassed though.

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I could be blind and still have a thousand reasons to want to inject botflies into Barneys skin.
Is Barney your most hated player?
If Barney, Smith-Neale and Dimitri walked into a bar, I wouldnt know who to kill first.
What if we add Smithy to them too?
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:18 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:11 pm
Safc wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:04 pm Hope Litter wins 8-0 and Jonny Bryan walks out in front of a bus
Bryan genuinely might be the worst commentator ever, only better than Rod Studd and even then, it's close.

Remember when Mark Dudbridge did comms? :lol: :lol:
Honestly I hope he never does another one it has ruined the weekend
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:23 pm

I see MVG is now provisionally playing friday from ET 9 onwards
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by ChrisW » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:26 pm

Bar joke I read today:

Irish guy walks in to a bar and asks the barman for three pints of Guiness.
He sips from the 1st then the 2nd then the 3rd pint.
Until he finishes all 3.
Again he asks for 3 pints of Guiness.
The barman asks "I can give you them one by one if you like?"
"No I made an agreement with my brothers, one who moved to the USA, one to Asia we would have a drink together every Saturday night"
This continues for a while until months later he orders 2 pints.
The barman knowing the story says "Sorry you lost one of your brothers"
"No they are both doing well I just stopped drinking"

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by ChrisW » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:33 pm

I am not sure what they are chanting but sounds a bit dark.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:34 pm

Violent and disturbing choke from littler there

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Tommo » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:35 pm

Crowd are cunts.
They're all here!

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Greipel » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:35 pm

ChrisW wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:33 pm I am not sure what they are chanting but sounds a bit dark.
Luke Littler/Joe Cullen
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by The Thorn » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:38 pm

Greipel wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:35 pm
ChrisW wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:33 pm I am not sure what they are chanting but sounds a bit dark.
Luke Littler/Joe Cullen
Nope

It's Joe Cullen/Luke Littler
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:38 pm

Outrageous difference in the all important averages, sexy joe hanging on

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:39 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:38 pm
Greipel wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:35 pm
ChrisW wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:33 pm I am not sure what they are chanting but sounds a bit dark.
Luke Littler/Joe Cullen
Nope

It's Joe Cullen/Luke Littler
Like a pro wrestling crowd

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:40 pm

Sexy joe in trouble now

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Greipel » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:41 pm

Safc wrote: Sun Apr 28, 2024 12:25 pm Fuck off JJ saves his game of the year for Chizz.

Bet he turns up tonight and averages 88
Voilà
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:43 pm

Another disturbing and violent choke from old looking young littler, should have already won

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Rogg » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:43 pm

LL jobbing enough doubles to keep JJ involved.
not a girl

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:47 pm

It's been a massacre in the scoring department, a flattering scoreline for sexy joe.

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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by DeepFriedRat » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:47 pm

Good man Littler, down with Jobber Joe
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by Greipel » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:47 pm

85 avg for Jobber Joe even with being 4/4 on doubles.
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Re: 2024 European Tour

Post by shenmue » Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:48 pm

Special performance from old looking young littler, a fantastic lad and a cracking little player.

Great for this game.

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