The Darts Forum

As the population of old folk cling on and Rogg clings to the lead in 2023, time to get the 2024 edition moving.

I'm suggesting 10 picks again, but this time:

- No-one who is 100 already
- Maximum of 2 picks currently aged 90 - 99
- Jimmy Carter can't be chosen as he's already in hospice care.

1 point for 90+
2 points for anyone else

Tiebreaker will be whoever chose the youngest person. If 2 people chose the same it's whoever got their picks in first.

Good luck. Picks in before Jan 7.

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POTTER'S LAKE

John Cooper Clarke
Owen Jones
Cliff Lazarenko
President Lula of Brazil
Carles Puyol
John Savident
Doc Severinsen
Dennis Skinner
John Virgo
George Wendt

SAFC

Eileen Derbyshire
Paul Gascoigne
Berry Gordy
Chris Rea
Bobbie Vinton
Jim Dale
Manfred Mann
Brian Wilson
Michael Howard
Chris Evert

CAPTAIN HOBO

Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Alexei Navalny
Bill Lawry
OJ Simpson
Britney Spears
Amanda Bynes
Mel Brooks
David Attenborough
Rudy Giuliani

ZOMBI

Billy Connolly
Kelly Clarkson
Peter Tatchell
Stephanie Yeboah
Shannen Doherty
Rudy Giuliani
Gene Hackman
David Attenborough
Phil Taylor
Peter 'Mr Nicola Sturgeon' Murrell

RANDALL

Clint Eastwood
Tony Blair
Barney
Rod studd
Lulu
Christian erikkson
Cher
Julie Goodyear
Paul Gascoigne
Philip schofield

THEMALTESEDART

Simon Cowell
Rupert Murdoch
Demi Lovato
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Pesci
Van Morisson
Yoko Ono
Ronnie Wood
Linda Nolan
Alex Ferguson

JIMMI

William Roche
Dame Judi Dench
Donald Sutherland
Bruce Willis
Joe Biden
Sir Geoff Hurst
Tippi Hedren
Ghislaine Maxwell
George Lazenby
Elliot Gould

OCHE BALBOA

Dick Van Dyke
John Major
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Biden
George Soros
Woody Allen
Rosie Jones
Jane Fonda
Dustin Hoffman
Pete Docherty

DEEPFRIEDRAT

Ultra-old farts

David Attenborough
Dick van Dyke

Others

Alex Ferguson (cunt)
Bill Cosby
Bruce Willis
Paul Gascoigne
David Jason
Paul Hogan of cinema
Woody Allen
and
Toe Knee Green

DFC180

Hulk Hogan
Michael Burke
Timothy Dalton
Mick Jagger
Dolly Parton
Pamela Anderson
Harrison Ford
John Major
Joanne Lumley
Leo Sayer

PIGPEN

Adam Ant
Paul McCartney
Douglas Hurd
Gene Hackman
Delia Smith
Andy Taylor
Garth Hudson
King Simeon of Bulgaria
Duke of Kent
Richard O'Sullivan

BRAINBOX

Paul Gascoigne
Mel Brooks
Billy Connolly
Tara Reid
Judi Dench
Ozzy Osborne
Quincy Jones
John Lowe
Pierce Brosnan
Ben Kingsley

TUNGSTEN TOSSERS

Bruce Willis
Paul Gascoigne
Linda Nolan
Shannen Doherty
Harrison Ford
David Attenborough
Bobby George
Ozzy Osbourne
Ton Hanks
Michael J Fox

DAVEBOYGREEN

Potter's Lake
Safc
Captain Hobo
Zombi
Randall
TheMalteseDart
Jimmi
Oche Balboa
DeepFriedRat
Dfc180

MABBSY

Norman Tebbit
Bobby George
Denis Skinner
Pope Francis
Paul Gascoigne
Garfield Sobers
Des Lynam
Bob Geldof
Gloria Hunniford
Billy Jean King

TOMMO

Paul Gascoigne
Clint Eastwood
Ozzy Osborne
Britney Spears
Billy Connolly
The Duke of Kent
David Jason
William Roach
Barbara Knox
David Attenborough

ROGG

Stanley Baxter 97
Patricia Routledge 94
Michael Knowles
Richard Wilson
Annette Crosbie
John Cleese
David Jason
Russ Abbot
Des Lynam
John Humphrys

John Cooper Clarke
Owen Jones
Cliff Lazarenko
President Lula of Brazil
Carles Puyol
John Savident
Doc Severinsen
Dennis Skinner
John Virgo
George Wendt

Eileen Derbyshire
Paul Gascoigne
Berry Gordy
Chris Rea
Bobbie Vinton
Jim Dale
Manfred Mann
Brian Wilson
Michael Howard
Chris Evert

Donald Trump
Mitch McConnell
Alexei Navalny
Bill Lawry
OJ Simpson
Britney Spears
Amanda Bynes
Mel Brooks
David Attenborough
Rudy Giuliani

Billy Connolly
Kelly Clarkson
Peter Tatchell
Stephanie Yeboah
Shannen Doherty
Rudy Giuliani
Gene Hackman
David Attenborough
Phil Taylor
Peter 'Mr Nicola Sturgeon' Murrell

Clint Eastwood
Tony Blair
Barney
Rod studd
Lulu
Christian erikkson
Cher
Julie Goodyear
Paul Gascoigne
Philip schofield

Randall wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 3:40 pm Clint Eastwood
Tony Blair
Barney
Rod studd
Lulu
Christian erikkson
Cher
Julie Goodyear
Paul Gascoigne
Philip schofield

The 3rd one is just wishful thinking..

Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 3:46 pm

Randall wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 3:40 pm Clint Eastwood
Tony Blair
Barney
Rod studd
Lulu
Christian erikkson
Cher
Julie Goodyear
Paul Gascoigne
Philip schofield

The 3rd one is just wishful thinking..

Picked him this year but he let me down

Randall wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 3:47 pm

Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 3:46 pm

Randall wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 3:40 pm Clint Eastwood
Tony Blair
Barney
Rod studd
Lulu
Christian erikkson
Cher
Julie Goodyear
Paul Gascoigne
Philip schofield

The 3rd one is just wishful thinking..

Picked him this year but he let me down

He tends to do that.

Simon Cowell
Rupert Murdoch
Demi Lovato
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Pesci
Van Morisson
Yoko Ono
Ronnie Wood
Linda Nolan
Alex Ferguson

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 5:18 pm Simon Cowell
Rupert Murdoch
Demi Lovato
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Pesci
Van Morisson
Yoko Ono
Ronnie Wood
Linda Nolan
Alex Ferguson

Ozzy is still alive?

William Roche
Dame Judi Dench
Donald Sutherland
Bruce Willis
Joe Biden
Sir Geoff Hurst
Tippi Hedren
Ghislaine Maxwell
George Lazenby
Michael Schumacher

That will do

Ross, Bob wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 5:38 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 5:18 pm Simon Cowell
Rupert Murdoch
Demi Lovato
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Pesci
Van Morisson
Yoko Ono
Ronnie Wood
Linda Nolan
Alex Ferguson

Ozzy is still alive?

Somehow. I read the first ever list was done in 1987 and they predicted him to die that year. Still knocking around somehow

Bonus point for anyone under 50 that isn't already known to be dying? I only have 1

Dick Van Dyke
David Attenborough
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Biden
George Soros
Woody Allen
Rosie Jones
Jane Fonda
Dustin Hoffman
Pete Docherty

Ultra-old farts

David Attenborough
Dick van Dyke

Others

Alex Ferguson (cunt)
Bill Cosby
Bruce Willis
Paul Gascoigne
David Jason
Paul Hogan of cinema
Woody Allen
and
Toe Knee Green

TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 5:45 pm Bonus point for anyone under 50 that isn't already known to be dying? I only have 1

Nah.

oche balboa wrote: ↑Sun Dec 31, 2023 6:20 pm Dick Van Dyke
David Attenborough
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Biden
George Soros
Woody Allen
Rosie Jones
Jane Fonda
Dustin Hoffman
Pete Docherty

You'll need to replace 1 of

Dick van Dyke
David Attenborough
George Soros

TheMalteseDart wrote:Simon Cowell
Rupert Murdoch
Demi Lovato
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Pesci
Van Morisson
Yoko Ono
Ronnie Wood
Linda Nolan
Alex Ferguson

What's wrong with Simon?

Apart from this

Hulk Hogan
Michael Burke
Timothy Dalton
Mick Jagger
Dolly Parton
Pamela Anderson
Harrison Ford
John Major
Joanne Lumley
Leo Sayer