Fuck off Michael Smith thread

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by The Thorn » Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:44 pm

ChrisW wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:27 pm Duff didn't suffer with that issue strangely enough.
He was crap to begin with!
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Randall » Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:46 pm

The Thorn wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:44 pm
ChrisW wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:27 pm Duff didn't suffer with that issue strangely enough.
He was crap to begin with!
Plus nobody wants his title
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Tue Nov 14, 2023 4:59 pm

Oh dear!
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by thegentle » Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:49 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:23 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:21 am
Randall wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 7:51 am
Emulsfier wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 7:47 am
Randall wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 7:32 am He was shit I assume?
Michael Shit.
Annus horribulis
" Floodgates gonna open "
Be better with the world champion target off his back
See nothing but an early exit at Ally pally
His Worlds form has been hot and cold to say the least, every year since 2018/19 he's either reached the final or been binned in his first game
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Randall » Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:59 pm

thegentle wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 5:49 pm
Randall wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 1:23 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 9:21 am
Randall wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 7:51 am
Emulsfier wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 7:47 am

Michael Shit.
Annus horribulis
" Floodgates gonna open "
Be better with the world champion target off his back
See nothing but an early exit at Ally pally
His Worlds form has been hot and cold to say the least, every year since 2018/19 he's either reached the final or been binned in his first game
Changing manufacturer rarely does people any favours in the short term.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Tue Nov 14, 2023 6:31 pm

Shouldn’t make any difference at all, the area he grips is identical to his old darts, as are the length and weight.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Randall » Tue Nov 14, 2023 7:29 pm

Depends what's going on in his head
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Ross, Bob » Tue Nov 14, 2023 7:31 pm

Randall wrote: Tue Nov 14, 2023 7:29 pm Depends what's going on in his head
Something involving food probably.

Or "how are these new darts not working for me?".

A few more options and we have another poll.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:01 pm

The belly bitch rounds off his world champion year with a first round loss to Veenstra with an 85 avg.

Fuck off Michael Smith.
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Post by bullseye » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:03 pm

Emulsfier wrote:The belly bitch rounds off his world champion year with a first round loss to Veenstra with an 85 avg.

Fuck off Michael Smith.
An embarrassment of a world champion

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by The Thorn » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:05 pm

Lol

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by shenmue » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:08 pm

It was an embarrassment for obesehead, will be interesting to see how he does at ally pally, early exit wouldn't surprise any cunt.

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:09 pm

The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:05 pm Lol

Haters
I do hate him.

Got a problem with that?

Want to fight about it?
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by The Thorn » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:10 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:09 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:05 pm Lol

Haters
I do hate him.

Got a problem with that?

Want to fight about it?
You can't take me lad
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:12 pm

The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:10 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:09 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:05 pm Lol

Haters
I do hate him.

Got a problem with that?

Want to fight about it?
You can't take me lad
Sadly If we fought it would be a pathetic affair from both of us.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by KingBinglin » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:14 pm

Obesehead is the typical darts player. Wins a big one or two and then coasts. It's a BDO hangover; some geezer wins the world and then is happy to fall back on that for the next 30 years. Reason why Taylor was so dominant - aside from talent, he wanted to win badly. If anyone from the current top 16 had Taylors drive to win, they would win loads. Closet at the moment is the Dutch ogre and even he can't be arsed most of the time.

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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by The Thorn » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:15 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:12 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:10 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:09 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:05 pm Lol

Haters
I do hate him.

Got a problem with that?

Want to fight about it?
You can't take me lad
Sadly If we fought it would be a pathetic affair from both of us.
Yes. Let's make peace
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:16 pm

The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:15 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:12 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:10 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:09 pm
The Thorn wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:05 pm Lol

Haters
I do hate him.

Got a problem with that?

Want to fight about it?
You can't take me lad
Sadly If we fought it would be a pathetic affair from both of us.
Yes. Let's make peace
We always do in the end my friend.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by sennafan24 » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:16 pm

Smith will never be in the same league as Taylor, MVG and Bristow. Probably not even Gando or Wright''s either.
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Re: Fuck off Michael Smith thread

Post by The Thorn » Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:20 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Fri Nov 24, 2023 10:16 pm Smith will never be in the same league as Taylor, MVG and Bristow. Probably not even Gando or Wright''s either.
In a higher weight class though
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