The characteristics of a jobber

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The characteristics of a jobber

Post by Smithy1412 » Fri May 26, 2023 8:50 pm

In this thread we shall identify the key traits that a 'jobber' possesses. We will see what characteristics jobbers share and we will eventually endeavour to identifyThe Ultimate Jobber
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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by Deadshot » Fri May 26, 2023 8:52 pm

    I think they have to lose lots of matches, Smiffy.

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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by Ross, Bob » Fri May 26, 2023 8:59 pm

    Brags about throwing 100+ averages consistently.
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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by ChrisW » Fri May 26, 2023 9:06 pm

    Plays modus or WDF.

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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Fri May 26, 2023 9:16 pm

    Replies to every post.
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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by Jimmi » Fri May 26, 2023 9:26 pm

    Ross, Bob wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 8:59 pm Brags about throwing 100+ averages consistently.
    :lol:
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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by Smithy1412 » Fri May 26, 2023 9:36 pm

    Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 9:16 pm Replies to every post.
    I think you fell into the category of a jobber during your illustrious darting career
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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Fri May 26, 2023 9:46 pm

    Just like that^
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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by Smithy1412 » Fri May 26, 2023 9:47 pm

    This thread will be ruined by Black Velvet yet again
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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by Greipel » Fri May 26, 2023 10:03 pm

    Smithy1412 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 9:47 pm This thread will be ruined by Black Velvet yet again
    Ruin yourself to oblivion, cunt.
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    Re: The characteristics of a jobber

    Post by Smithy1412 » Fri May 26, 2023 10:04 pm

    Greipel wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 10:03 pm
    Smithy1412 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 9:47 pm This thread will be ruined by Black Velvet yet again
    Ruin yourself to oblivion, cunt.
    That's a creative insult
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      Re: The characteristics of a jobber

      Post by Smithy1412 » Fri May 26, 2023 10:11 pm

      Is called Steve Beaton
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      Re: The characteristics of a jobber

      Post by daveboygreen » Fri May 26, 2023 10:25 pm

      Must have a pony tail, Live in Swindon and have the surname Smith.

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      Re: The characteristics of a jobber

      Post by Smithy1412 » Fri May 26, 2023 10:27 pm

      daveboygreen wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 10:25 pm Must have a pony tail, Live in Swindon and have the surname Smith.
      Eh now, Dennis was one of the best players in the world in the late 90s/early 2000s
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      Re: The characteristics of a jobber

      Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Fri May 26, 2023 10:47 pm

      😂😂
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      Re: The characteristics of a jobber

      Post by Smithy1412 » Fri May 26, 2023 10:47 pm

      Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 10:47 pm 😂😂
      What's funny?
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      Re: The characteristics of a jobber

      Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Fri May 26, 2023 10:57 pm

      The joke you made.
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      Re: The characteristics of a jobber

      Post by Potter's Lake » Fri May 26, 2023 10:59 pm

      Greipel wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 10:03 pm
      Smithy1412 wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 9:47 pm This thread will be ruined by Black Velvet yet again
      Ruin yourself to oblivion, cunt.
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      Re: The characteristics of a jobber

      Post by Dfc180 » Sat May 27, 2023 12:52 am

      Ultimately the biggest jobbers are players like Fulwell and Jamie Clark who do absolutely fuck all on the tour. Beeney, Jake Jones etc are the previous jobbers. They just bring nothing to the table

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      Re: The characteristics of a jobber

      Post by DeepFriedRat » Sat May 27, 2023 1:03 am

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