DBG returns to competitive darts 18th May 2023 in ADC?

[TheMalteseDart]

Or he is there and has been kicked out for scrapping

[The Ginge Reaper]

He will be on later to say he never intended to turn up and it was a massive troll. Is there an entry fee?

[Suspect Device]

Or he is there and has been kicked out for scrapping

Can't wait to hear his reason. FTR hope he's ok and not stuck in a ditch or something. Send this thread straight to The Classics.

Cheers DBG. What a legend!

[Ross, Bob]

The plot thickens

[Suspect Device]

He will be on later to say he never intended to turn up and it was a massive troll. Is there an entry fee?

£6 non refundable

[Suspect Device]

...plus £10 yearly membership fee

[Captain Hobo]

What a surprise.

[.Scatman.]

Dave catching a few in his net,there.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Dave catching a few in his net,there.

Nah. Paying £16 for a wind up on a forum? Not buying it.

[Greipel]

I'm so disappointed now.

[Suspect Device]

Dave catching a few in his net,there.

Either that or the worlds biggest gobshite has been / never was on the dartboard. "Play him in a cash game they said." His stats don't lie. 100 Averages whenever he plays. Fucky ducky!!! Not only a let down but a lesson learnt.

[.Scatman.]

Or he is there and has been kicked out for scrapping

Most likely scenario.

[Mabbsy]

Got lost on his way to the venue in a fog of lies

[daveboygreen]

I could sit and watch you all speculate all night about why I was not there tonight but I won't be so cruel.

I didn't think it was a good idea to play tonight because of the swelling on my foot and also my lower back pain had got worse overnight, I have been struggling to stand up straight every time I attempt to stand up but it is easier when im moving around, I almost ended up on my arse taking the bins out earlier this afternoon. If I had played tonight it might have aggravated my foot injury and put me out for even longer so after discussing it with the Mrs I decided it was not worth the risk and it was better to rest.

[daveboygreen]

Also....Its been fun watching Odd Job's meltdown here as well.

[The Thorn]

I could sit and watch you all speculate all night about why I was not there tonight but I won't be so cruel.

I didn't think it was a good idea to play tonight because of the swelling on my foot and also my lower back pain had got worse overnight, I have been struggling to stand up straight every time I attempt to stand up but it is easier when im moving around, I almost ended up on my arse taking the bins out earlier this afternoon. If I had played tonight it might have aggravated my foot injury and put me out for even longer so after discussing it with the Mrs I decided it was not worth the risk and it was better to rest.

That's okay mate. No one should stress playing in a darts comp over their health. I hope your foot gets better.

[Suspect Device]

I could sit and watch you all speculate all night about why I was not there tonight but I won't be so cruel.

I didn't think it was a good idea to play tonight because of the swelling on my foot and also my lower back pain had got worse overnight, I have been struggling to stand up straight every time I attempt to stand up but it is easier when im moving around, I almost ended up on my arse taking the bins out earlier this afternoon. If I had played tonight it might have aggravated my foot injury and put me out for even longer so after discussing it with the Mrs I decided it was not worth the risk and it was better to rest.

Dave, it's good to know you're safe. Do you know why you were in the draw when you wasn't at the venue? Was there late communication between you and the venue / tournament director?

[daveboygreen]

I could sit and watch you all speculate all night about why I was not there tonight but I won't be so cruel.

I didn't think it was a good idea to play tonight because of the swelling on my foot and also my lower back pain had got worse overnight, I have been struggling to stand up straight every time I attempt to stand up but it is easier when im moving around, I almost ended up on my arse taking the bins out earlier this afternoon. If I had played tonight it might have aggravated my foot injury and put me out for even longer so after discussing it with the Mrs I decided it was not worth the risk and it was better to rest.

Dave, it's good to know you're safe. Do you know why you were in the draw when you wasn't at the venue? Was there late communication between you and the venue / tournament director?

No, I didn't phone to say I was not attending, I thought if you were a no show then you were not put into the draw, Had I known this would happen then I would have called to say I was not attending.

[Suspect Device]

I could sit and watch you all speculate all night about why I was not there tonight but I won't be so cruel.

I didn't think it was a good idea to play tonight because of the swelling on my foot and also my lower back pain had got worse overnight, I have been struggling to stand up straight every time I attempt to stand up but it is easier when im moving around, I almost ended up on my arse taking the bins out earlier this afternoon. If I had played tonight it might have aggravated my foot injury and put me out for even longer so after discussing it with the Mrs I decided it was not worth the risk and it was better to rest.

Dave, it's good to know you're safe. Do you know why you were in the draw when you wasn't at the venue? Was there late communication between you and the venue / tournament director?

No, I didn't phone to say I was not attending, I thought if you were a no show then you were not put into the draw, Had I known this would happen then I would have called to say I was not attending.

Not attending yet being in the draw provided many more column inches and drama to the thread. By keeping quiet as the posts rolled In makes you are a true master of your craft.

Just myself and Mabbsy playing darts right now then. Get yourself a bigger shoe.

[oche balboa]

ALWAYS AN EXCUSE

I played in the Viking Cup (Im shit) and i threw with my right hand. My Left hand was fucked. Yet i turned up and played