What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

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What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:27 am

Inspired by a tweet I saw. I'm sure we can come up with a fine list, including some that are exclusive to TDF.

What are the best ways to start darts arguments? Topics that trigger etc.
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Post by andy a » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:33 am

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Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:34 am

Complimenting somebody for a 3-dart average that was scored on a dartboard that didn't have clothes line for wires.
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Post by Dfc180 » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:35 am

Dave, oche, Thorn, Martin Adams, Sherrock

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Post by sennafan24 » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:36 am

Peak Taylor vs Peak MVG
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:09 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:40 am

Pinocchio hitting a 9 darter.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:42 am

Peak Adams in the PDC.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:47 am

You don't hear about it anymore but the walk-on girls! It's political correctness gone mad I tell you.
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Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:50 am

The Premier League is a major.
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Post by Potter's Lake » Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:50 am

Telling anyone with JoshCFC98 or similar in their Twitter handle that Bristow > MvG.
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Post by sennafan24 » Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:01 am

I can imagine praising the Jacklins would cause a shitstorm.

The Jacklins are almost universally considered gobshites on forums and Twitter. Not sure how popular they are on Facebook.
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:09 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Post by Ross, Bob » Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:03 am

Rogg wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:42 am Peak Adams in the PDC.
What’s peak Adams?
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Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:06 am

Ross, Bob wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:03 am
Rogg wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 10:42 am Peak Adams in the PDC.
What’s peak Adams?
Fair point. I meant his shallowest trough of course.
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by DeepFriedRat » Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:20 am

On here?

Anything which puts down Bristow, Lowe, Bob or Jocky compared to the "modern era"

Defending Ted Hankey

Disliking Chizzy

Calling complete shite 'fine players' just for the sake of it

The existence of Barney

Tryings and tastings on the nation of Hungary
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Ross, Bob » Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:21 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:20 am On here?

Anything which puts down Bristow, Lowe, Bob or Jocky compared to the "modern era"

Defending Ted Hankey

Disliking Chizzy

Calling complete shite 'fine players' just for the sake of it

The existence of Barney

Tryings and tastings on the nation of Hungary
Don’t think the existence of Barney will start an argument mate.

He’s universally hated.
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Jimmi » Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:51 am

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Post by Emulsfier » Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:06 pm

Pro Cadby sentiment.
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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by sennafan24 » Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:35 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:51 am HalloweenJack x Senna
2020-2021? Yes.

These days we just troll one another.
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:09 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by The Thorn » Sun Mar 19, 2023 12:41 pm

Admitting there are a lot of very good players without tour card
Spread positivity and love. BDO4LIFE

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Re: What are the best ways to start darts arguments?

Post by Rogg » Sun Mar 19, 2023 2:12 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Mar 19, 2023 11:20 am Anything which puts down Bristow, Lowe, Bob or Jocky compared to the "modern era"
Past v present is indeed a tdf pet dread but only really since Randall became a full-blown beloved ultra grump.
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