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Fantasy premier league

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:50 pm

Based on the current 8 player format, which 8 players would you think would be suited to the PL. I’m basing this on charisma, crowd reaction, controversy.
The only caveat is the players you choose can never have been in the PL before ( you can include contenders)

Bristow
Bobby George
Lazarenko
Jocky
Hankey
Corey Cadby
Leighton Bennett
Nicho
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:50 pm

What ever drugs you are on I want no part of them.
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by The Ginge Reaper » Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:53 pm

A very poor effort.

1/10.
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:55 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:50 pm What ever drugs you are on I want no part of them.
Danish blue mate. But seriously, my line up is far more interesting than the current PL line up. Think of the on stage shenanigans and the interviews.
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:56 pm

The Ginge Reaper wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:53 pm A very poor effort.

1/10.
Believe it or not I’m actually being serious for once. Pick your fantasy 8 then?
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:22 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:50 pm Based on the current 8 player format, which 8 players would you think would be suited to the PL. I’m basing this on charisma, crowd reaction, controversy.
The only caveat is the players you choose can never have been in the PL before ( you can include contenders)

Bristow
Bobby George
Lazarenko
Jocky
Hankey
Corey Cadby
Leighton Bennett
Nicho
Leighton Bennett?
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:22 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:50 pm I’m basing this on charisma, crowd reaction, controversy.

Leighton Bennett
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 9:56 pm Believe it or not I’m actually being serious for once.
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:26 pm

Based on "entertainment value" for current tour card holders

Dirk van Duijvenbode
Ryan Searle
Josh Rock
Vincent van der Voort
Steve Beaton
Ricky Evans
Corey Cadby
Cameron Menzies
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:27 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:22 pm Leighton Bennett?
Bennett isn't controversial because outside of Darts Twitter and this place barely anyone knows who the fucker is.

It would be like putting Paul Woodage in a fantasy Premier League.
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by DeepFriedRat » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:31 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:27 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:22 pm Leighton Bennett?
Bennett isn't controversial because outside of Darts Twitter and this place barely anyone knows who the fucker is.

It would be like putting Paul Woodage in a fantasy Premier League.
Bennett is completely crap :D

Who would make a fantasy premier league of obscure cunts we love to hate like Woodage would be a better thread :lol:
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:32 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:31 pm Bennett is completely crap :D
Perhaps HJ included him for his "charisma"
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by HalloweenJack » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:44 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:32 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:31 pm Bennett is completely crap :D
Perhaps HJ included him for his "charisma"
Come on Senna play nice. What would your 8 be ?
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:45 pm

Denis Ovens
Dennis Smith
Corey Cadby
Kevin McDine
Jamie Harvey
John Magowan
Fallon Sherrock
Beau Greaves
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:46 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:44 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:32 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:31 pm Bennett is completely crap :D
Perhaps HJ included him for his "charisma"
Come on Senna play nice. What would your 8 be ?
You
DBG
Randall
Oche
Ginge
Thorn
Suspect Device
Beppe

Bob Ross as reserve.
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by Emulsfier » Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:51 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:31 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:27 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:22 pm Leighton Bennett?
Bennett isn't controversial because outside of Darts Twitter and this place barely anyone knows who the fucker is.

It would be like putting Paul Woodage in a fantasy Premier League.
Bennett is completely crap :D

Who would make a fantasy premier league of obscure cunts we love to hate like Woodage would be a better thread :lol:
Bennett
Woodage
Barrs
Deller
Studd
Smith-Neale
Nicholshite
Des
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue Jan 31, 2023 12:22 am

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:46 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:44 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:32 pm
DeepFriedRat wrote: Mon Jan 30, 2023 10:31 pm Bennett is completely crap :D
Perhaps HJ included him for his "charisma"
Come on Senna play nice. What would your 8 be ?
You
DBG
Randall
Oche
Ginge
Thorn
Suspect Device
Beppe

Bob Ross as reserve.
‘Insightful’
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by Safc » Tue Jan 31, 2023 12:27 am

Bill
Bob
Ken
Paul
Pete
Emz
Mohammed
Zheng
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Jan 31, 2023 4:16 am

Safc wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 12:27 am Bill
Bob
Ken
Paul
Pete
Emz
Mohammed
Zheng
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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by Rogg » Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:22 am

Dirty Ken
Count Arthur Strong
Sweep
Bill Oddie
Les Dennis
Luke Humphries
Jodie Whittaker
Gromit
not a girl

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Re: Fantasy premier league

Post by sennafan24 » Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:28 am

Rogg wrote: Tue Jan 31, 2023 10:22 am Dirty Ken
Count Arthur Strong
Sweep
Bill Oddie
Les Dennis
Luke Humphries
Jodie Whittaker
Gromit
I can't believe you've excluded Citizen Khan.
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