2023 Players Championship Finals -- Nov 24-26

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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jun 04, 2023 3:10 pm

oche balboa wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:42 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 11:58 am Next Pro tours being Monday and Tuesday is annoying, gotta go to work ffs
Why not say you are sick
Not been there long enough to start pulling sickies
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by oche balboa » Sun Jun 04, 2023 6:12 pm

Ah i understand
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by Safc » Sun Jun 04, 2023 6:47 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 3:10 pm
oche balboa wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:42 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 11:58 am Next Pro tours being Monday and Tuesday is annoying, gotta go to work ffs
Why not say you are sick
Not been there long enough to start pulling sickies for PCs I'm saving them for the Slam and Worlds floor Qualifier for my jobbers
Fully understandable bud
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jun 04, 2023 6:51 pm

Safc wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 6:47 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 3:10 pm
oche balboa wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:42 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 11:58 am Next Pro tours being Monday and Tuesday is annoying, gotta go to work ffs
Why not say you are sick
Not been there long enough to start pulling sickies for PCs I'm saving them for the Slam and Worlds floor Qualifier for my jobbers
Fully understandable bud
True :D absolutely huge days in my calendar
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Jun 04, 2023 7:10 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 6:51 pm
Safc wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 6:47 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 3:10 pm
oche balboa wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 12:42 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jun 04, 2023 11:58 am Next Pro tours being Monday and Tuesday is annoying, gotta go to work ffs
Why not say you are sick
Not been there long enough to start pulling sickies for PCs I'm saving them for the Slam and Worlds floor Qualifier for my jobbers
Fully understandable bud
True :D absolutely huge days in my calendar
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by Rogg » Tue Jun 06, 2023 5:01 pm

Apart from the visa disaster duo are there other card holders on £zero? Get the useless bastard font ready.
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

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Rogg wrote: Tue Jun 06, 2023 5:01 pm Apart from the visa disaster duo are there other card holders on £zero? Get the useless bastard font ready.
Nope
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by oche balboa » Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:04 pm

Tour Card Holders Absent: Nathan Aspinall, Corey Cadby, Jonny Clayton, Joe Cullen, Luke Humphries, Ryan Joyce, Jacques Labre, Adrian Lewis, Ryan Searle, Graham Usher, Michael van Gerwen, Darren Webster.

Non-Tour Card Holders Competing: Owen Bates, Andy Boulton, Stefan Bellmont, Cam Crabtree, John Henderson, Dragutin Horvat, Christian Kist, Chris Landman, Scott Mitchell, Thibault Tricole, Lukas Wenig, Conan Whitehead.
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:10 pm

Something must’ve happened with Sex God Joyce. Hopefully he is okay
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Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:17 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:10 pm Something must’ve happened with Sex God Joyce. Hopefully he is okay
He is fine... he is just a lazy cunt

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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:21 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:17 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:10 pm Something must’ve happened with Sex God Joyce. Hopefully he is okay
He is fine... he is just a lazy cunt
I don’t think an ET withdrawal and pro tour withdrawal back to back would be laziness at a crucial point in the season for him as much as he is lazy in general
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by The Thorn » Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:29 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:10 pm Something must’ve happened with Sex God Joyce. Hopefully he is okay
Car accident maybe
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by Safc » Wed Jun 07, 2023 4:52 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:21 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:17 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:10 pm Something must’ve happened with Sex God Joyce. Hopefully he is okay
He is fine... he is just a lazy cunt
I don’t think an ET withdrawal and pro tour withdrawal back to back would be laziness at a crucial point in the season for him as much as he is lazy in general
He is being lazy mate still playing everything local on a weekend was in my local last Sunday with Dave Prins
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by Dfc180 » Wed Jun 07, 2023 4:53 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:17 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:10 pm Something must’ve happened with Sex God Joyce. Hopefully he is okay
He is fine... he is just a lazy cunt
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Jun 07, 2023 4:59 pm

Safc wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 4:52 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:21 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:17 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:10 pm Something must’ve happened with Sex God Joyce. Hopefully he is okay
He is fine... he is just a lazy cunt
I don’t think an ET withdrawal and pro tour withdrawal back to back would be laziness at a crucial point in the season for him as much as he is lazy in general
He is being lazy mate still playing everything local on a weekend was in my local last Sunday with Dave Prins
What a spastic

I don’t understand why if you’re a dart player more than good enough to be qualifying for world championships etc why you wouldn’t be giving everything you can to make the best of it whilst you can as you never know what’s gonna happen 5 years down the line. Could comfortably make 70k+ a year if he wanted to
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Jun 07, 2023 5:02 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 4:59 pm
Safc wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 4:52 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:21 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:17 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 3:10 pm Something must’ve happened with Sex God Joyce. Hopefully he is okay
He is fine... he is just a lazy cunt
I don’t think an ET withdrawal and pro tour withdrawal back to back would be laziness at a crucial point in the season for him as much as he is lazy in general
He is being lazy mate still playing everything local on a weekend was in my local last Sunday with Dave Prins
What a spastic

I don’t understand why if you’re a dart player more than good enough to be qualifying for world championships etc why you wouldn’t be giving everything you can to make the best of it whilst you can as you never know what’s gonna happen 5 years down the line. Could comfortably make 70k+ a year if he wanted to
It sounds like he doesn't have the will or drive to do it tbh....
Maybe Pro darts stresses him too much and he just prefers to play at local level under no pressure....

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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by DeepFriedRat » Wed Jun 07, 2023 6:32 pm

First events Clayton has missed all year, deserves a break

Come on Barney, pivotal week

Joyce is a total disgrace, so lazy and attitude terrible. Will certainly lose his card this year or next.
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by thegentle » Wed Jun 07, 2023 7:00 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Wed Jun 07, 2023 6:32 pm First events Clayton has missed all year, deserves a break

Come on Barney, pivotal week

Joyce is a total disgrace, so lazy and attitude terrible. Will certainly lose his card this year or next.
I just assumed he'd be sitting relatively pretty in terms of his tour card, but he's really not, take off the £10k for the Worlds and Players for which is in a precarious provisional spot atm, and he's about £10k (minus any winnings next Monday and Tuesday) ahead of Evetts, who is in a Worlds spot at the moment which can make that gap look very small indeed
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Re: 2023 Players Championship Tour

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Jun 07, 2023 7:09 pm

Searle has sacked off events about 3 times this year
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