The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:33 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:32 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:28 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:27 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:26 pm You sick bastard
So what was it about LML that stood out to you?
He looks like an ugly bird
IIRC Malt used to complain about an old workmate who wasn't easy on the eye.

I always got the impression that he was complaining about her a little too much.

So you could be onto something TT.
:lol: She must have rejected him when he asked her to wear a Ryan Joyce darts shirt on a date

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by sennafan24 » Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:38 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:33 pm :lol: She must have rejected him when he asked her to wear a Ryan Joyce darts shirt on a date
:)

"Fancy going for a drink this weekend?"

"Sure, want to meet around 9:30pm on Saturday night"

"Are you mad?. Modus starts around that time"

"Errr what?"
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Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:42 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:38 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:33 pm :lol: She must have rejected him when he asked her to wear a Ryan Joyce darts shirt on a date
:)

"Fancy going for a drink this weekend?"

"Sure, want to meet around 9:30pm on Saturday night"

"Are you mad?. Modus starts around that time"

"Errr what?"
:lol:

"We can't go away for the weekend, The Challenge Tour is on...Andy Boulton is playing"

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by The Thorn » Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:44 pm

I will be wearing a shirt with Ryan Joyce's face should I ever meet up with the legend
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:57 pm

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:32 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:28 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:27 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Jun 05, 2023 6:26 pm You sick bastard
So what was it about LML that stood out to you?
He looks like an ugly bird
IIRC Malt used to complain about an old workmate who wasn't easy on the eye.

I always got the impression that he was complaining about her a little too much.

So you could be onto something TT.
Didn't happen, I think i've spoken about a girl at work I fancied once. Didn't say she was ugly
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Jun 15, 2023 12:16 pm

A good couple of days work from Team Malt on the floor

Boulton and Murnan making last 32s whilst also cashing on the previous day. Boulton is comfortably in for a Worlds and PC spot without a tour card and if he keeps getting call ups I expect him to hold on. Murnans start of the year was so shit but if he keeps cashing he can edge towards the players championships at least

O’Connor is still in with a shot of the matchplay with a few wins on the pro tour, will need things to go his way at the ET and go deep himself, don’t think his form warrants it at all but obviously I want him there.

Smudger made a last 16, quite standard for him but he’s been losing quite a bit recently, not too worried though

Devon managed to win a game but he’s completely fucked sadly and a year off tour would do him good

Looking forward to the World Cup, hopefully Willie can nick a grand slam spot and Cross can prove the doubters wrong

Up the team Malt!
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:38 pm

World Cup round up:

O'Connor - Out in group stage, dogshit

Petersen - Out in last 16, did better than expected really

Cross - Out in last 8, played poorly in the quarters, not great

Jiwa - Out in groups, didn't play well really

Not the best of tournaments for Team Malt
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:50 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:38 pm World Cup round up:

O'Connor - Out in group stage, dogshit

Petersen - Out in last 16, did better than expected really

Cross - Out in last 8, played poorly in the quarters, not great

Jiwa - Out in groups, didn't play well really

LIAM - THE BASTARDS DIDN'T EVEN SELECT GERMANY'S GREATEST YOUNG TALENT

Not the best of tournaments for Team Malt

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Jun 26, 2023 12:48 pm

Superb week as Andy ‘Sex Factor’ Boulton wins a Modus week and qualifies for champions week, turning out to be a great year for the man
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Jun 26, 2023 1:17 pm

He just followed me on Twitter! Incredible scenes
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Jun 26, 2023 7:26 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 1:17 pm He just followed me on Twitter! Incredible scenes
:lol:

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by The Thorn » Mon Jun 26, 2023 7:29 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Jun 26, 2023 1:17 pm He just followed me on Twitter! Incredible scenes
Congratulations, Malt. You have just peaked.
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Jun 28, 2023 11:56 am

Just realised I’m going to miss the last 3 days of the matchplay, ffs
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by shenmue » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:36 pm

Hopefully you get to watch the highlights of wadey winning his first matchplay title since 2007

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by The Thorn » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:37 pm

shenmue wrote: Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:36 pm Hopefully you get to watch the highlights of wadey winning his first matchplay title since 2007
Only Wadey highlights will be his first round loss it's a miracle the cunt qualified at all
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by shenmue » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:38 pm

Next 6 months will be very successful for wadey, just a feeling, possible delusion that i am feeling.

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by Safc » Wed Jun 28, 2023 8:50 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jun 28, 2023 11:56 am Just realised I’m going to miss the last 3 days of the matchplay, ffs
I was meant to be going to the QFs on Thursday and Friday but Mrs is at work now so my brother and his mate are going instead.

Put the money towards going somewhere for a footie weekend.
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat Jul 01, 2023 4:43 pm

Just hit my 4th ever 180, cheers
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by The Thorn » Sat Jul 01, 2023 4:44 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sat Jul 01, 2023 4:43 pm Just hit my 4th ever 180, cheers
Congrats bud
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