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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:56 pm

The Thorn wrote: Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:49 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:49 pm I think you and DFR should make similar threads when the Q School places are confirmed
I will make a full squad list mate
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:05 pm

Fucking hell; after a fairly decent day yesterday today has been a disaster

Pallett fucked off home

Boulton loses in the last 64

Furness loses in last 128

Jiwa loses in last 128

De Zwaan loses in last 64


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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by The Thorn » Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:06 pm

I like Pallett, Jiwa and Jeffrey

I don't know Furness in depth but all evidence points to him being shite

Boulton is the ultimate tour jobber
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:19 pm

My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was

1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness

Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:37 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:19 pm My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was

1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness

Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
Hopefully Boulton will get the runs tomorrow and Sunday

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by The Thorn » Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:43 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:37 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:19 pm My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was

1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness

Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
Hopefully Boulton will get the runs tomorrow and Sunday
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

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tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:37 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:19 pm My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was

1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness

Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
Hopefully Boulton will get the runs tomorrow and Sunday
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:53 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:43 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:37 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:19 pm My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was

1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness

Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
Hopefully Boulton will get the runs tomorrow and Sunday
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by Rogg » Fri Jan 13, 2023 4:30 pm

Team Malt is the last place I'd expect to find His Lordship hanging out. Not really sure what to make of it.
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Fri Jan 13, 2023 4:41 pm

Rogg wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 4:30 pm Team Malt is the last place I'd expect to find His Lordship hanging out. Not really sure what to make of it.
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat Jan 14, 2023 2:26 pm

Rogg wrote: Fri Jan 13, 2023 4:30 pm Team Malt is the last place I'd expect to find His Lordship hanging out. Not really sure what to make of it.
I have Aspinall too who is mostly liked and a good watch. Jeff De Swan is likeable to me mainly because he walks out to Bob Marley
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat Jan 14, 2023 5:38 pm

Worrying times for the UK boys

Boulton has been pretty good but only has 2 points. A last 4 tomorrow will get him on 6 points, i'm not sure if that'd be enough

Jiwa is on 0 and Furness is on 1, realistically I didn't expect either of these to get a card.

In better news JDZ might be about to win his card
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:53 pm

Guys. I actually can’t believe what happened today. You cannot write it.

One of the few men I called out as a vile tour card winner was Nick Kenny. Andy Boulton has played well all week in my eyes but been a bit unlucky, he goes on a run today and who does he get paired with in a winner takes all? Nick fucking Kenny.

I don’t know what the end averages were but on his own throw Kenny was genuinely world class. 140,140,100. Scores like this every leg on throw. Boulton was always firing back with similar trying to break, but Kenny wasn’t slipping up. Fair play to the fucker, he was unbelievable on his throw and earned his card. I’m gutted as I think Boulton played well enough, and is good enough to be top 128. But alas, I won’t remove him from the team cos I feel like he will grind the tour and come back, if not I will fuck him off.

It wasn’t all over. Jiwa was on a Hail Mary run. He had to pretty much win the final to get his card. Who stopped him? Smith cunt neale. Ffs!

Baker fucked it as well from having a comfortable lead, and Furness also choked. But it was more hope than expectation for these boys.

My team is in fucking tatters now as I’ve lost a lot of good men.

Here is the PDC team going into 2023

Rob Cross
Nathan Aspinall
Ryan Searle
Ross Smith
William O’Connor
Ryan Joyce
Richie Edhouse
Joe Murnan
Steve Lennon
Steve Beaton
Jeffrey De Zwaan
Devon Petersen

Non TC holders that I still love:

Andy Boulton
Jason Lowe
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by DeepFriedRat » Sun Jan 15, 2023 10:35 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:53 pm Guys. I actually can’t believe what happened today. You cannot write it.

One of the few men I called out as a vile tour card winner was Nick Kenny. Andy Boulton has played well all week in my eyes but been a bit unlucky, he goes on a run today and who does he get paired with in a winner takes all? Nick fucking Kenny.

I don’t know what the end averages were but on his own throw Kenny was genuinely world class. 140,140,100. Scores like this every leg on throw. Boulton was always firing back with similar trying to break, but Kenny wasn’t slipping up. Fair play to the fucker, he was unbelievable on his throw and earned his card. I’m gutted as I think Boulton played well enough, and is good enough to be top 128. But alas, I won’t remove him from the team cos I feel like he will grind the tour and come back, if not I will fuck him off.

It wasn’t all over. Jiwa was on a Hail Mary run. He had to pretty much win the final to get his card. Who stopped him? Smith cunt neale. Ffs!

Baker fucked it as well from having a comfortable lead, and Furness also choked. But it was more hope than expectation for these boys.

My team is in fucking tatters now as I’ve lost a lot of good men.

Here is the PDC team going into 2023

Rob Cross
Nathan Aspinall
Ryan Searle
Ross Smith
William O’Connor
Ryan Joyce
Richie Edhouse
Joe Murnan
Steve Lennon
Steve Beaton
Jeffrey De Zwaan
Devon Petersen

Non TC holders that I still love:

Andy Boulton
Jason Lowe
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2023 will be a good one for Team Malt, keep the chin up!

Boulton will smash the CT and our Joyce will get his arse in gear
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by The Thorn » Sun Jan 15, 2023 10:37 pm

I forgot Joyce existed
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Jan 15, 2023 11:24 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 10:35 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:53 pm Guys. I actually can’t believe what happened today. You cannot write it.

One of the few men I called out as a vile tour card winner was Nick Kenny. Andy Boulton has played well all week in my eyes but been a bit unlucky, he goes on a run today and who does he get paired with in a winner takes all? Nick fucking Kenny.

I don’t know what the end averages were but on his own throw Kenny was genuinely world class. 140,140,100. Scores like this every leg on throw. Boulton was always firing back with similar trying to break, but Kenny wasn’t slipping up. Fair play to the fucker, he was unbelievable on his throw and earned his card. I’m gutted as I think Boulton played well enough, and is good enough to be top 128. But alas, I won’t remove him from the team cos I feel like he will grind the tour and come back, if not I will fuck him off.

It wasn’t all over. Jiwa was on a Hail Mary run. He had to pretty much win the final to get his card. Who stopped him? Smith cunt neale. Ffs!

Baker fucked it as well from having a comfortable lead, and Furness also choked. But it was more hope than expectation for these boys.

My team is in fucking tatters now as I’ve lost a lot of good men.

Here is the PDC team going into 2023

Rob Cross
Nathan Aspinall
Ryan Searle
Ross Smith
William O’Connor
Ryan Joyce
Richie Edhouse
Joe Murnan
Steve Lennon
Steve Beaton
Jeffrey De Zwaan
Devon Petersen

Non TC holders that I still love:

Andy Boulton
Jason Lowe
❤️

2023 will be a good one for Team Malt, keep the chin up!

Boulton will smash the CT and our Joyce will get his arse in gear
I appreciate the optimism. But going onto the pro tours and not seeing Boulton and Lowe’s names will be tough :( Joyce has to have a mega year to make it up!
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Mon Jan 16, 2023 2:47 am

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:53 pm Guys. I actually can’t believe what happened today. You cannot write it.

One of the few men I called out as a vile tour card winner was Nick Kenny. Andy Boulton has played well all week in my eyes but been a bit unlucky, he goes on a run today and who does he get paired with in a winner takes all? Nick fucking Kenny.

I don’t know what the end averages were but on his own throw Kenny was genuinely world class. 140,140,100. Scores like this every leg on throw. Boulton was always firing back with similar trying to break, but Kenny wasn’t slipping up. Fair play to the fucker, he was unbelievable on his throw and earned his card. I’m gutted as I think Boulton played well enough, and is good enough to be top 128. But alas, I won’t remove him from the team cos I feel like he will grind the tour and come back, if not I will fuck him off.

It wasn’t all over. Jiwa was on a Hail Mary run. He had to pretty much win the final to get his card. Who stopped him? Smith cunt neale. Ffs!

Baker fucked it as well from having a comfortable lead, and Furness also choked. But it was more hope than expectation for these boys.

My team is in fucking tatters now as I’ve lost a lot of good men.

Here is the PDC team going into 2023

Rob Cross
Nathan Aspinall
Ryan Searle
Ross Smith
William O’Connor
Ryan Joyce
Richie Edhouse
Joe Murnan
Steve Lennon
Steve Beaton
Jeffrey De Zwaan
Devon Petersen

Non TC holders that I still love:

Andy Boulton
Jason Lowe
Malt, your ramblings are legendary :D

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Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:22 pm

Boulton hasn’t accepted my friend request on Facebook :(
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by The Thorn » Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:31 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon Jan 16, 2023 10:22 pm Boulton hasn’t accepted my friend request on Facebook :(
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