The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri May 19, 2023 10:16 pm

Important weekend for the boys tomorrow

Pro Tour has everyone in action and some of my boys are desperate for ranking money. I've already given up on Murnan and Devon's tour card status but the likes of Lennon, Joyce and Edhouse really need to pick up cash

Hopefully sex factor can pick up at least 1 ET Qualification, 2 would be wonderful

Few grand from Beaton and Willie will also be lovely
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Post by The Thorn » Sat May 20, 2023 12:24 am

Willie can get to a semi I reckon
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The Thorn wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 12:24 am Willie can get to a semi I reckon
I'll get more than a semi if that happens
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Post by Jimmi » Sat May 20, 2023 1:55 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 12:40 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 12:24 am Willie can get to a semi I reckon
I'll get more than a semi if that happens
Me too
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Sat May 20, 2023 11:48 pm

What a day!

A win for Rob Cross and it puts him in the driving seat against Puke for the World Cup spot

Quarter final for Murnan! Gets him back into the players championship finals race which is potentially big. Realistically he needs a run in that and to qualify for the Slam to have any chance of keeping his card

Last 16 for Joyce, a much needed run and hopefully gets him back on track

Willie made a board final which we'll take all day long

Few shite performances of course, notably Beaton. Searle and Smudger lost with good averages, roll on tomorrow
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon May 22, 2023 5:56 pm

Not as grand a day yesterday but another good run from Cross to the last 16 and lost with a 111 average.

Lennon also made the last 16 which is huge in his tour card fight

Nothing else too notable other than a Beaton board final which is good for the matchplay race, would be great to see him there
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Post by The Thorn » Mon May 22, 2023 5:57 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 5:56 pm Not as grand a day yesterday but another good run from Cross to the last 16 and lost with a 111 average.

Lennon also made the last 16 which is huge in his tour card fight

Nothing else too notable other than a Beaton board final which is good for the matchplay race, would be great to see him there
Lennon fights for a card thats sad. I hope he will keep it I don't mind him
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon May 22, 2023 9:08 pm



I've just orgasmed, check out that beard from J Lowe!!
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Post by tungsten tossers » Mon May 22, 2023 9:14 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 9:08 pm

I've just orgasmed, check out that beard from J Lowe!!
:lol: You need therapy

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Post by TheMalteseDart » Mon May 22, 2023 9:27 pm

I dunno what the fuck the UKDA singles finals is but i'm glad to see Lowe has actually entered something. It does seem like he only wants to just play with his mates these days though :( wish he had more belief
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Post by The Thorn » Mon May 22, 2023 9:33 pm

Sexy bitch
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The Thorn wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 9:33 pm Sexy bitch
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri May 26, 2023 2:33 pm

Joyce hasn’t bothered turning up and Edhouse lost 6-5 to Razma after being 5-0 down. A disasterous start to the Euro Tour
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Post by daveboygreen » Fri May 26, 2023 5:14 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 2:33 pm Joyce hasn’t bothered turning up and Edhouse lost 6-5 to Razma after being 5-0 down. A disasterous start to the Euro Tour
Surely thats grounds for kicking Joyce out of Team Malt!!

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Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun May 28, 2023 10:16 pm

daveboygreen wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 5:14 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri May 26, 2023 2:33 pm Joyce hasn’t bothered turning up and Edhouse lost 6-5 to Razma after being 5-0 down. A disasterous start to the Euro Tour
Surely thats grounds for kicking Joyce out of Team Malt!!
I will let him off but it's infuriating how lazy he is
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun May 28, 2023 10:18 pm

Great weekend!

Cross wins his first euro tour title which was long awaited

Smudger makes the semi final
Asp made the quarters albeit made a massive choke
Beaton won a game to keep his good year going

Disappointing from Searle and Edhouse, Searle has been shite on the Euro Tour since forever
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed May 31, 2023 10:59 pm

Jason Lowe turned up to the first week of the wednesday night black country superleague, averaged about 80 and then hasn't turned up for the next 2 weeks. FFS!
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Post by tungsten tossers » Wed May 31, 2023 11:14 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 10:59 pm Jason Lowe turned up to the first week of the wednesday night black country superleague, averaged about 80 and then hasn't turned up for the next 2 weeks. FFS!
You sure do like jobbers with a lack of motivation :D

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Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Jun 01, 2023 2:59 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 11:14 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 10:59 pm Jason Lowe turned up to the first week of the wednesday night black country superleague, averaged about 80 and then hasn't turned up for the next 2 weeks. FFS!
You sure do like jobbers with a lack of motivation :D
They treat me mean and it keeps me keen
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Re: The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Jun 01, 2023 3:02 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Jun 01, 2023 2:59 pm
tungsten tossers wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 11:14 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 10:59 pm Jason Lowe turned up to the first week of the wednesday night black country superleague, averaged about 80 and then hasn't turned up for the next 2 weeks. FFS!
You sure do like jobbers with a lack of motivation :D
They treat me mean and it keeps me keen
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