The Darts Forum

Pick 10 celebrities who you think may not have much time left with us. Points will be allocated based on their age as of January 1 2023. If it has previously been announced they had cancer or a terminal illness, I may reduce the point total for that celebrity. See post 8 for updates.

90+ - 1 point
80-89 - 2 points
70-79 - 3 points
60-69 - 4 points
50-59 - 5 points
49 and under - 10 points

All entries must be finalised by January 13 at latest.

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CAPTAIN HOBO

William Daniels
Lucile Randon
Donald Trump
Jimmy Carter
George Soros
Rupert Murdoch
Dick van Dyke
Charlie Sheen
Ron Barassi
Dan Rather

THE GINGE REAPER

Patricia Routledge
Trevor Hicks
Yungblud
David Walliams
David Attenborough
Tony Green
Bob Geldof
Robert Kraft
Iris Apfel
Rob Burrow

RANDALL

Henry Kissinger
Jimmy Carter
Tom Baker
William Roache
Garth Crooks
Noel Edmonds
Keir Starmer
Philip Schofield
Prince Harry
Raymond van Barneveld

TUNGSTEN TOSSERS

Bruce Willis
Paul Gascoigne
Linda Nolan
Shannen Doherty
Harrison Ford
David Attenborough
Bobby George
Jimmy Carter
Iris Apfel
Michael J Fox

ROGG

Patricia Routledge
Michael Knowles
Stanley Baxter
Brian Murphy
Richard Wilson
Annette Crosbie
Doreen Mantle
John Cleese
Bobby Charlton
Roy Clarke

THE THORN

Bobby George
Bob Potter
Dwayne Johnson
Andy Boulton
Tom Daley
Piers Morgan
Michael Gove
Corey Cadby
Peter Kay
Joe Biden

SAFC

Eileen Derbyshire
Nigel Lawson
Paul Gascoigne
Ringo Starr
Jim Dale
Berry Gordy
Tony Green
Chris Rea
Gene Hackman
Bobby Vinton

DEEP FRIED RAT

Tony Green
Robert Duvall
Dick van Dyke
James Earl Jones
Jimmy Carter
Robert Wagner
Harry Belafonte
Mel Brooks
Rosemary Harris
Pam St Clement

TOMMO

Rhod Gilbert
Clint Eastwood
Daniella Westbrook
Richard Attenborough
David Jason
Celine Dion
Sean McGowan
Jessica Alvez
Bruce Willis
Prince Harry

OCHE BALBOA

Rhod Gilbert
George Soros
Joe Biden
Henry Kissinger
Harry Belafonte
Jay Z
David Attenborough
Rod Laver
Klaus Schwab
Patricia Routledge

PIGPEN

Adam Ant
Britney Spears
Dick van Dyke
Gene Hackman
Bob Potter
Andy Taylor
Garth Hudson
King Simeon of Bulgaria
Duke of Kent
Richard O'Sullivan

ZOMBI

Martina Navratilova
Clint Eastwood
David Attenborough
Phil Taylor
The Pope
Salman Rushdie
Billy Connolly
Ritchie Bennett
Alex Salmond
Paul Gascoigne

THE MALTESE DART

Bobby George
Simon Cowell
Bobby Charlton
Rupert Murdoch
Demi Lovato
Ozzy Osborne
Joe Pesci
Van Morisson
Mary Berry
Ronnie Wood

WOLFLANTERNBUMBAG

Tony Bennett
Dick Van Dyke
Tom Jones
Phil Taylor
John Lowe
Bob Anderson
Michael Schumacher
Jeremy Renner
Rolf Harris
Wanda Sykes

D & B

Neil Ruddock
Donovan
Bob Dylan
King Charles
Prince Harry
Phillip Schofield
Harry Redknapp
Camilla
Juan Carlos
Ted Hankey

MABBSY

Kim Jong-un
David Attenborough
Clint Eastwood
Sir Garfield Sobers
Bobby George
Neil Kinnock
Bobby Charlton
Arthur Scargill
Dennis Skinner
Volodymyr Zelensky

Rhod Gilbert.

Far be it from me to tell you how to run this but wouldnt it be better and more amusing if everyone picked 10 names and then points were distributed based on the age of death?

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 7:44 am Far be it from me to tell you how to run this but wouldnt it be better and more amusing if everyone picked 10 names and then points were distributed based on the age of death?

+1

Bruce Willis

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 7:44 am Far be it from me to tell you how to run this but wouldnt it be better and more amusing if everyone picked 10 names and then points were distributed based on the age of death?

My first post was a direct copy of SAFC's previous one that Randall won.



OK, I'll edit the first one and see how we go.

Happy now Ginge?

Patricia Routledge
Trevor Hicks (Hillsborough Family Support Group)
Yungblud
David Walliams
David Attenborough
Tony Green
Bob Geldof
Robert Kraft (owner of the New England Patriots)
Iris Apfel
Rob Burrow. Yes I am a cunt.

This post will be updated with my rulings on points adjustments for pre-existings conditions of celebrities chosen. All rulings are final, although as I may not have heard of some of these people, please let me know if anyone else needs to be added.

Rhod Gilbert - 1
Bruce Willis - 3
Yungblud - 5
Rob Burrow - 2
Noel Edmonds - 1
Garth Hudson - 1
Martina Navratilova - 2
Britney Spears 5
Demi Lovato 5
Michael Schumacher 2

Fucking hell had no idea Rhod Gilbert had stage 4 cancer

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:06 am Fucking hell had no idea Rhod Gilbert had stage 4 cancer

Who is he?

Randall wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:19 am

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:06 am Fucking hell had no idea Rhod Gilbert had stage 4 cancer

Who is he?

A comedian. Now go away and pick ten people you have actually fucking heard of

Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:03 am
Yungblud - 3

Eh?

Why?

Henry kissenger
Jimmy carter
Tom baker
William roache
Garth Brooks
Noel edmonds
Keir starmer
Philip schofield
Prince Harry
Ray barneveld

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:23 am

Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:03 am
Yungblud - 3

Eh?

Why?

I just Wikipedia'd him and he's attempted suicide twice. You can't want 10?

Captain Hobo wrote:

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:23 am

Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:03 am
Yungblud - 3

Eh?

Why?

I just Wikipedia'd him and he's attempted suicide twice. You can't want 10?

Is attempting suicide "cancer or a serious illness"?

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:38 am

Captain Hobo wrote:

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:23 am

Captain Hobo wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:03 am
Yungblud - 3

Eh?

Why?

I just Wikipedia'd him and he's attempted suicide twice. You can't want 10?

Is attempting suicide "cancer or a serious illness"?

Serious mental illness.

You really reckon it should be 10?

I certainly dont think it should be the total you have decreed.
Also "mental illness" is a personal opinion, seemingly.

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:40 am I certainly dont think it should be the total you have decreed.
Also "mental illness" is a personal opinion, seemingly.

But you didn't pick him because you thought he'd die of old age. See why I said the rulings are final?

If I make it 5 will you shut up?

No i picked him as I think he is a Peaches Geldof-esque drug nutter, didnt even realise about the suicide attempts.

Yes, if you like.

The Ginge Reaper wrote: ↑Fri Jan 06, 2023 9:46 am No i picked him as I think he is a Peaches Geldof-esque drug nutter, didnt even realise about the suicide attempts.

Yes, if you like.

Already done.

On another note, I had forgotten that Henry Kissinger was still alive. He might be like Tom Hanks in The Green Mile.