RIP Glen Durrant's Meaningful Darts Career (20/1/19-28/11/22)

[The Thorn]

Jocky and Priestley the 2 criminal omissions there

[vizIIsto]

Priestley is on there. Still below Duzza though.

[Suspect Device]

No Jocky Wilson
No Bob Anderson
Fuck this I'm heading back over to the world masters coverage.

[sennafan24]

Jocky and Priestley the 2 criminal omissions there

Dennis is 10th.

[The Thorn]

Jocky and Priestley the 2 criminal omissions there

Dennis is 10th.

I know

[oche balboa]

Oche is doing alright. He has to hold the WDF's pride in a very hostile environment

Dunno why, the BDO didnt shag him for doing do and neither will the WDF.

Thank god

[TheMalteseDart]

I cant find I. Nevermind. Insignificant anyway as he's not even close to being one of the all time greats

Fuck me it was literally posted on the page before by me

[Ross, Bob]

Why’s the headshaking cheating cunt on 4? Fucker only won 1 world title.

[Suspect Device]

I cant find I. Nevermind. Insignificant anyway as he's not even close to being one of the all time greats

Fuck me it was literally posted on the page before by me

No need to have a meltdown.

Where was I?

Seeing Adam's name on the world masters thread reminded me of a forgotten loss for Glenda as he got owned by the Nuneaton cunt in the final when 1/6 fav.

The previous year Glenda bdo No1 got mauled by Ratajski in the semi. Rat's then won the final which led to ridicule of the bdo boys from the pdc boss Uncle Barry.

Adam won't mind me calling him a cunt as our paths have crossed many times over the years as they have with his mum when he was a youngster. She is top of the pops of darts players mum's.

Three cheers for darts players mum's!

[vizIIsto]

I asked an AI to say some appreciative things about Glen Durrant. Here is what it wrote:


"Glen Durrant is a highly accomplished and respected professional darts player who has achieved numerous accolades throughout his career. He is a three-time BDO World Champion and has also been successful in the PDC, making it to the quarterfinals of the PDC World Championship in his debut season.

Durrant is known for his calm and focused demeanor on the oche, as well as his impressive accuracy and consistency. He has a strong work ethic and is known for his dedication to improving his game. In addition to his on-stage success, Durrant is also highly respected for his sportsmanship and graciousness, both on and off the darts board.

Durrant's skills and abilities on the darts board are undeniable, and he has consistently performed at a high level throughout his career. He has a natural talent for the game and has worked hard to hone his skills and become one of the top players in the world.

In addition to his successes on the darts board, Durrant is also known for his commitment to giving back to the community. He is actively involved in various charitable endeavors and is always willing to lend his time and support to worthy causes.

Overall, Glen Durrant is a true professional and a credit to the sport of darts. He is a role model for aspiring players and is widely respected by his peers and fans alike. His dedication to the game, his sportsmanship, and his charitable spirit make him an invaluable member of the darts community, and he is sure to continue making a positive impact for years to come."


I say, keep on going, Duzza! You will climb back some day. Cheers, TDF.

Let me know if you want more AI generated stuff.

[The Thorn]

Only if you do it with funny things like Ted Hankeys sex life

Durrant is fine

[Dennis The Menace]

I heard Poker face is getting a new job as a Simon Weston lookalike.

[vizIIsto]

Only if you do it with funny things like Ted Hankeys sex life

Ted Hankey, proud and true
A loving father through and through
His daughter, the light of his life
Bringing joy and love, without any strife

Together they laugh and they play
Side by side, night and day
Ted's love for his daughter, deep and true
A bond that will last, the whole life through

So here's to Ted Hankey and his girl
A love that will blossom and unfurl
A bond that will grow, with each passing year
A love that will shine, bright and clear

[Ross, Bob]

Only if you do it with funny things like Ted Hankeys sex life

Ted Hankey, proud and true
A loving father through and through
His daughter, the light of his life
Bringing joy and love, without any strife

Together they laugh and they play
Side by side, night and day
Ted's love for his daughter, deep and true
A bond that will last, the whole life through

So here's to Ted Hankey and his girl
A love that will blossom and unfurl
A bond that will grow, with each passing year
A love that will shine, bright and clear

Stop returning mate.

[The Thorn]

Yup that is shite

[tungsten tossers]

Only if you do it with funny things like Ted Hankeys sex life

Ted Hankey, proud and true
A loving father through and through
His daughter, the light of his life
Bringing joy and love, without any strife

Together they laugh and they play
Side by side, night and day
Ted's love for his daughter, deep and true
A bond that will last, the whole life through

So here's to Ted Hankey and his girl
A love that will blossom and unfurl
A bond that will grow, with each passing year
A love that will shine, bright and clear

Stop returning mate.

[sennafan24]

Holland's contributions to darts forums:

Viz
Bob Ross
Pieter
ChrisW

Nice to see they sent their best.

[The Thorn]

Holland's contributions to darts forums:

Viz
Bob Ross
Pieter
ChrisW

Nice to see they sent their best.

Was Myers Dutch?

[sennafan24]

Holland's contributions to darts forums:

Viz
Bob Ross
Pieter
ChrisW

Nice to see they sent their best.

Was Myers Dutch?

Nope.

From Norwich IIRC.

[The Thorn]

Holland's contributions to darts forums:

Viz
Bob Ross
Pieter
ChrisW

Nice to see they sent their best.

Was Myers Dutch?

Nope.

From Norwich IIRC.

That's what he said at least

Mothy was Dutch