Best things happened to you today
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Just found out someone has shoved a banana in the car's exhaust pipe. Little brats
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Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
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Please don't subject her to Barney and BiscuitDeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
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Congratulations to you and Greipel mateDeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
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The minute she looks at Ryan Joyce, I've lost her forevertungsten tossers wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:47 pmPlease don't subject her to Barney and BiscuitDeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
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Die.The Thorn wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:52 pmCongratulations to you and Greipel mateDeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
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Congratulations, but dear god, don't allow her to see Thorn's posts.DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:25 am I will debate with anybody on here without becoming indignant and self righteous. I certainly never get angry.
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DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 10:35 pmThe minute she looks at Ryan Joyce, I've lost her forevertungsten tossers wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:47 pmPlease don't subject her to Barney and BiscuitDeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
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The Joyce fan club only has 3 strong members here so you need to get your girlfriend to join up DFR.
I hope you’ve warned her to not talk to you for at least 3 hours when Clayton or Barney get dumped out in round 2 or a euro tour to the likes of Jose Justicia
And also congratulations!
I hope you’ve warned her to not talk to you for at least 3 hours when Clayton or Barney get dumped out in round 2 or a euro tour to the likes of Jose Justicia
And also congratulations!
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sennafan24 wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 10:49 pmCongratulations, but dear god, don't allow her to see Thorn's posts.DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
Wank Bank forbidden for now
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You know it Malt! Joyce could do with some more supportTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 11:44 pm The Joyce fan club only has 3 strong members here so you need to get your girlfriend to join up DFR.
I hope you’ve warned her to not talk to you for at least 3 hours when Clayton or Barney get dumped out in round 2 or a euro tour to the likes of Jose Justicia
And also congratulations!
Also, I do get very pissed after Round Twos on Euro Tours , ruins the whole weekend watching the 4k fade into the abyss
But yes thanks all!
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Well done, DFR.
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sennafan24 wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 10:49 pmCongratulations, but dear god, don't allow her to see Thorn's posts.DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
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The ideal dinner date, you and your girlfriend with Barney and his mate Ross Bob joining you both.DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
What could possibly go wrong?
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Well played
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I could think of a few things, most of them illegal.HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Thu May 04, 2023 8:09 pmThe ideal dinner date, you and your girlfriend with Barney and his mate Ross Bob joining you both.DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Mon May 01, 2023 9:16 pm Pleased to report that as of late last night, I now have a girlfriend
Even more pleased to report that she is aware of my great pals here and will be educated in our merry ways
What could possibly go wrong?
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Went on a date today. It was nice.
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Did you have a wank before?
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