Best things happened to you today

[Randall]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Where did you take the young lady?
The happy days of courting

[tungsten tossers]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Where did you take the young lady?
The happy days of courting

They stood outside Jason Lowe's house

[HalloweenJack]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Where did you take the young lady?
The happy days of courting

They stood outside Jason Lowe's house

Maybe they went dogging?
(Waits for Randall to come on and ask where they took the dog for a walk)

[Randall]

It was explained to me recently

[TheMalteseDart]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Did you have a wank before?

No I’ve not wanked since Tuesday to keep my testosterone levels high

[TheMalteseDart]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Where did you take the young lady?
The happy days of courting

I booked a rooftop bar in London. Problem was it was pissing down and busy as fuck she didn’t seem to care though. Haven’t been on a date in a long time so I’m just glad my arse didn’t fall out. Went pretty well I think

[The Thorn]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Did you have a wank before?

No I’ve not wanked since Tuesday to keep my testosterone levels high

That's 5 days!! How?

[TheMalteseDart]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Did you have a wank before?

No I’ve not wanked since Tuesday to keep my testosterone levels high

That's 5 days!! How?

It gets easier after day 3. Actually, I genuinely went about 3 weeks without as a test. Some days I was in actual pain but it’s a good mental test

[sennafan24]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Where did you take the young lady?
The happy days of courting

I booked a rooftop bar in London. Problem was it was pissing down and busy as fuck she didn’t seem to care though. Haven’t been on a date in a long time so I’m just glad my arse didn’t fall out. Went pretty well I think

Well played Malt.

[Jimmi]

Well played Malt and DFR again

I guess I should add that I’ve been back with the same girl I mentioned ages ago since January

[The Thorn]

Keep the little soldiers up folks

[TheMalteseDart]

Well played Malt and DFR again

I guess I should add that I’ve been back with the same girl I mentioned ages ago since January

Fuck sake what’s the forum gonna do when all the young nerds with the energy have girlfriends

[Jimmi]

Well played Malt and DFR again

I guess I should add that I’ve been back with the same girl I mentioned ages ago since January

Fuck sake what’s the forum gonna do when all the young nerds with the energy have girlfriends

Young, nerd and energy.

Only one of those words relates to me.

Have you told her about your obsession with Jason Lowe and Ryan Joyce?

[TheMalteseDart]

Well played Malt and DFR again

I guess I should add that I’ve been back with the same girl I mentioned ages ago since January

Fuck sake what’s the forum gonna do when all the young nerds with the energy have girlfriends

Young, nerd and energy.

Only one of those words relates to me.

Have you told her about your obsession with Jason Lowe and Ryan Joyce?

I told her I really like darts but I only extended it to the fact I have a dartboard at home. Not that I watch challenge tour on dart connect all day cheering for Andy Boulton. If things get serious I will show her Lowe v Smith, and if she doesn’t get it then she’s not the one for me

[The Thorn]

Well played Malt and DFR again

I guess I should add that I’ve been back with the same girl I mentioned ages ago since January

Fuck sake what’s the forum gonna do when all the young nerds with the energy have girlfriends

No worries mate I'll always be here

[sennafan24]

Well played Malt and DFR again

I guess I should add that I’ve been back with the same girl I mentioned ages ago since January

Fuck sake what’s the forum gonna do when all the young nerds with the energy have girlfriends

No worries mate I'll always be here

Might as well close the forum now then.

[Jimmi]

Well played Malt and DFR again

I guess I should add that I’ve been back with the same girl I mentioned ages ago since January

Fuck sake what’s the forum gonna do when all the young nerds with the energy have girlfriends

Young, nerd and energy.

Only one of those words relates to me.

Have you told her about your obsession with Jason Lowe and Ryan Joyce?

I told her I really like darts but I only extended it to the fact I have a dartboard at home. Not that I watch challenge tour on dart connect all day cheering for Andy Boulton. If things get serious I will show her Lowe v Smith, and if she doesn’t get it then she’s not the one for me

[Tommo]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Where did you take the young lady?
The happy days of courting

I booked a rooftop bar in London. Problem was it was pissing down and busy as fuck she didn’t seem to care though. Haven’t been on a date in a long time so I’m just glad my arse didn’t fall out. Went pretty well I think

Did you get a fuck?

[TheMalteseDart]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Where did you take the young lady?
The happy days of courting

I booked a rooftop bar in London. Problem was it was pissing down and busy as fuck she didn’t seem to care though. Haven’t been on a date in a long time so I’m just glad my arse didn’t fall out. Went pretty well I think

Did you get a fuck?

Not yet but hopefully next time

[Ross, Bob]

Went on a date today. It was nice.

Where did you take the young lady?
The happy days of courting

I booked a rooftop bar in London. Problem was it was pissing down and busy as fuck she didn’t seem to care though. Haven’t been on a date in a long time so I’m just glad my arse didn’t fall out. Went pretty well I think

Did you get a fuck?

Not yet but hopefully next time

Why didn’t you just rape it?