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Man up and get some cream eggs down your neck ffs

Mabbsy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:00 pm Man up and get some cream eggs down your neck ffs

Fake eggs.

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:03 pm

Mabbsy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:00 pm Man up and get some cream eggs down your neck ffs

Fake eggs.

Im not a big fan of chocolate, I occasionally have some dark chocolate but not often at all, Prefer savoury to sweet.

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:16 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:03 pm

Mabbsy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:00 pm Man up and get some cream eggs down your neck ffs

Fake eggs.

Im not a big fan of chocolate, I occasionally have some dark chocolate but not often at all, Prefer savoury to sweet.

What sort of savoury?

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:21 pm

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:16 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:03 pm

Mabbsy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:00 pm Man up and get some cream eggs down your neck ffs

Fake eggs.

Im not a big fan of chocolate, I occasionally have some dark chocolate but not often at all, Prefer savoury to sweet.

What sort of savoury?

Crisps or crackers and cheese...Something along those lines.

Just cracked open a big bag of beef and ale flavoured crinkle cut crisps.

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:23 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:21 pm

daveboygreen wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:16 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:03 pm

Mabbsy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:00 pm Man up and get some cream eggs down your neck ffs

Fake eggs.

Im not a big fan of chocolate, I occasionally have some dark chocolate but not often at all, Prefer savoury to sweet.

What sort of savoury?

Crisps or crackers and cheese...Something along those lines.

Just cracked open a big bag of beef and ale flavoured crinkle cut crisps.

+lots for cheese.

Howling at these posts and told to pipe it down by the ladies darts teams.

Suspect Device wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:45 pm Howling at these posts and told to pipe it down by the ladies darts teams.

Why are you at the ladies darts?

Stipulation 7) No more than the equivalent of 3 pints of Guinness (see units chart for your equivalent alcohol intake max limit) to be consumed before or during commencement of games. FUCK OFF!!

There you go Suspect Cunt...Answered all your stipulations.

FUCK OFF!!


DBG letting everyone know he needs to be totally bladdered to play darts. What odds that he even turns up?

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:50 pm

Suspect Device wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:45 pm Howling at these posts and told to pipe it down by the ladies darts teams.

Why are you at the ladies darts?

I'd love to reply in a Thorn like way but with my card marked that won't now happen. Daughter is playing in a cup match semi final and I'm the taxi, though I'm sitting a couple of tables away

Suspect Device wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:12 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:50 pm

Suspect Device wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 10:45 pm Howling at these posts and told to pipe it down by the ladies darts teams.

Why are you at the ladies darts?

I'd love to reply in a Thorn like way but with my card marked that won't now happen. Daughter is playing in a cup match semi final and I'm the taxi, though I'm sitting a couple of tables away

Fair enough. If cheese is avaliable make sure to imbibe it.

Suspect Device wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:06 pm Stipulation 7) No more than the equivalent of 3 pints of Guinness (see units chart for your equivalent alcohol intake max limit) to be consumed before or during commencement of games. FUCK OFF!!

There you go Suspect Cunt...Answered all your stipulations.

FUCK OFF!!


DBG letting everyone know he needs to be totally bladdered to play darts. What odds that he even turns up?

Can you just name an amount of cash, a location, and an accessible format so we can make this happen please.

I've made some amendments around DBG suggestions and have come to a compromise with matches as follows:

301 straight start / double start
501 straight start / double start
701 straight start / double start
Halve It
Doubles race 1-20
Trebles race 1-20
501 only 25s & bulls count until on a finish

If you're as good as you make out you won't have any issues playing any of these games.

Suspect Device wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:20 pm I've made some amendments around DBG suggestions and have come to a compromise with matches as follows:

301 straight start / double start
501 straight start / double start
701 straight start / double start
Halve It
Doubles race 1-20
Trebles race 1-20
501 only 25s & bulls count until on a finish

If you're as good as you make out you won't have any issues playing any of these games.

Why not just keep it simple ffs?

Best of 7 sets or 21 legs.

When is this on?

No cricket, no interest.

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:27 pm No cricket, no interest.

No, no, no, it has to happen on the Hydro board and at the Welsh cinema that hosted the BDO World Trophy.

You can obviously get as pissed as you like.

We will both start from zero and determine the length of match (eg first to reach 101) in due course.

I have never played a money race match as money does not motivate me. This match will be played on a stage or not at all. This looks like a potential stumbling block that I will not budge from.

No Stage = No Match equates to end of money match conversation

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:28 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:27 pm No cricket, no interest.

No, no, no, it has to happen on the Hydro board and at the Welsh cinema that hosted the BDO World Trophy.

Who won said cinema world trophy?

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:33 pm

sennafan24 wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:28 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Feb 15, 2023 11:27 pm No cricket, no interest.

No, no, no, it has to happen on the Hydro board and at the Welsh cinema that hosted the BDO World Trophy.

Who won said cinema world trophy?

Peter Machin.