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by micko » Fri Jun 01, 2012 8:17 pm
M H wrote:micko wrote:MH you seem to be in a serious state of denial here.
"The Commander-in-Chief of Her Majesty's Armed Forces is the British monarch, at present Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II, to whom members of the forces swear allegiance"
You are a closet royalist, time to come out and embrace your true self.
Oh behave mate, she's got as much control over the armed forces as I have of when I shit!
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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by micko » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:03 am
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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by ITG » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:08 am
You forgot to change the blue shirt to a Rangers shirt.
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by micko » Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:14 am
in the gravy wrote:You forgot to change the blue shirt to a Rangers shirt.
Would that not be in the crapper?
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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by M H » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:44 pm
Can someone please shoot the bitch and make this worth watching? it was on in the pub and just got back and Irish Betty's watching it! I've lost the will to live!
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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by Justin Credible » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:46 pm
no sympathy for you ,,,,you were watching it
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by micko » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:47 pm
M H wrote:Can someone please shoot the bitch and make this worth watching? it was on in the pub and just got back and Irish Betty's watching it! I've lost the will to live!
Yeah yeah yeah, admit it MH, you love all that crap.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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by M H » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:52 pm
Believe me I fucking don't!
Have never watched a wedding or funeral and never will. Diana's funeral I took the kids out just to get away from it. The whole thing drives me mad!
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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by M H » Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:39 pm
The beginning of the end. There's nothing fucks the olduns like UTI's!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18325522When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life
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by Randall » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:34 pm
looking at the shite on the bill this evening he is better off in hospital frankly.
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by DrZoidberg » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:40 pm
hes clearly pulled a sicky. dont blame him.
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by DrZoidberg » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:42 pm
rolf has them in the palm of his hand!
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by Randall » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:43 pm
has anyone seen or heard of a street party? fuck all around here, thank the lord.
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by DrZoidberg » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:46 pm
Darth Randall wrote:has anyone seen or heard of a street party? fuck all around here, thank the lord.
ive not heard of one thing round this way.
wouldve ended in tears anyway.
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by Randall » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:47 pm
must be a southern thing. ive not spoken to one person who gives a toss.
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by Justin Credible » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:57 pm
Street parties in Ireland mostly consist of can swigging tracksuit wearing scumbag with rollie cigarettes welded to the bottom lip with their fat 5 bellied obese hoop wearing bitches chewing gum and spitting while screaming like a cat with a strangulated hernia with their orange fake tan and their fat belly hanging out out their lycra bellytops
skinny mongrel dogs on half eaten ropes raoming around pissing and shitting everywhere.
The smell of hash in the air
The sound of sirens in the background
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by micko » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:59 pm
You were at one of our parties then?
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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by DrZoidberg » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:00 pm
tom jones didnt perform 'its not unusual'
this night is a fucking tragedy!
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by micko » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:02 pm
Robbie ( the new Tom Jones) is on now lads.
One year I got a bike for my birthday. So I went peddling off down the road and knocked an old lady down.
'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'
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by Justin Credible » Mon Jun 04, 2012 9:04 pm
why are ye people watching this shit....
instead of torturing yourself turn it off
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