News of the World

[Randall]

lindsey dawn mckenzie, whatever happened to that slag!

[Justin Credible]

lindsey dawn mckenzie, whatever happened to that slag!

porn movies and stuff.
One of the most popular "internet models" on forums with hundreds of pages dedicated to her on some.

[Randall]

cannot be doing with chests that large.

[D & B]

Sure I've seen the ropey old tart on those live TV chat lines whilst moving through the channels to get to the sky customer channel.

[Dartfrog]

haha, ten minutes of glory?

[doG]

Shit loads of emails have already been deleted and evidence lost.
Best thing to do is behead all employee's and send down all idiot's who actually reguarly bought it.

biggest selling paper by a mile, prisons are going to be full.

mass panic at our gaffe, million quids worth of business in the balance apparently.

Apparently they sold 2.5 million papers per day, how will the local Chippie wrap their goods if their supply of newssheet vanishes over night.

This is going to have a massive follow on effect to the English Dining and Entertainment Industry.

doG

[M H]

Health and safety means they can't wrap chips in newspaper any more Dog

[doG]

Health and safety means they can't wrap chips in newspaper any more Dog

Oh, they still do here, there is of course 2-3 layers of clean white paper sheet inner wrapping, then the Newsprint around that for insultation and strength of the parcel.

Also what about all the homeless people around London that sleep ruff in the streets, what will they use for bedding now ? Newspaper is very good insultation, this could cause the homeless to to resort to plastic packaging for bed coverings which will lead to poor health and increased pressure on the health service.

doG

[Dartfrog]

Health and safety means they can't wrap chips in newspaper any more Dog

Oh, they still do here, there is of course 2-3 layers of clean white paper sheet inner wrapping, then the Newsprint around that for insultation and strength of the parcel.

Also what about all the homeless people around London that sleep ruff in the streets, what will they use for bedding now ? Newspaper is very good insultation, this could cause the homeless to to resort to plastic packaging for bed coverings which will lead to poor health and increased pressure on the health service.

doG

The high class homeless use The Independent as insulation, the sheets are larger.

[Randall]

people were buying arm fulls of the damn thing today as its "going to be worth loads of money"

im far from convinced.

[Dartfrog]

Did you keep a copy for yourself?

[Randall]

no, we returned nearly 40 copies so demand wasnt stratospheric.

one guy moaned it had no news in just old covers, i said when did it ever have news in!

[Randall]

no, we returned nearly 40 copies so demand wasnt stratospheric.

one guy moaned it had no news in just old covers, i said when did it ever have news in!

Haha very true, if you want news buy a proper paper.

exactly, i pointed him towards the times or telegraph but as miss cole wasnt on the cover he just looked confused and left.

[doG]

no, we returned nearly 40 copies so demand wasnt stratospheric.

one guy moaned it had no news in just old covers, i said when did it ever have news in!

Haha very true, if you want news buy a proper paper.

exactly, i pointed him towards the times or telegraph but as miss cole wasnt on the cover he just looked confused and left.

Must have been one of the returned ones, page 3 missing after being splattered by some furious hand action.
doG

[M H]

With five million copies floating around anyone who thinks it's gonna be worth anything must be nuts!

[M H]

Now it's warming up!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-14105225

[M H]

Wasn't only NoTW up to it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14112097

[hang the dj]

Wasn't only NoTW up to it!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14112097

Sunday Times - also part of the News International group

[M H]

Yep, rotten to the core it would appear

[Justin Credible]

dont matter though as per usual those high up will only get a slap on the wrist , while some other cunt will be made the scapegoat