The Scottish fitba thread.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:04 pm

His place is reserved.

Post by **DrZoidberg** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:13 pm

"Hearts' owner was back in Scotland for an attempt to set a world record for the fastest width swim of Loch Ness to help mark the 50th anniversary of the K-19 Russian nuclear submarine accident, when eight crew died in 1961."

genius.

Post by **Dartfrog** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:50 pm

Snakehipsx2 wrote:
Dartfrog wrote:The mum of the 12 year old said there was alot more. Also said he was a friend of the family and his statement saying he didn't know them was bullshit.
There will be more revalations to come no doubt.
I'd heard he basically picked out girls in their late teens who had younger sisters and would do stuff on the pretence of trying to get in the older girl's knickers like taking the younger one to McDonalds, buying them presents etc, all the time he was up to this filth. I'd chop his cock off.

Not entirely true in the case of the 12 year old at least, he had known her sister for a long time as she was in his year at school so was technically a family friend as the mum put it, guess that makes it more sinister in a sense, she thought nothing of the attention he was showing and just put it down to him being a nice boy and a friend she thought she knew.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:52 pm

who ye on about ?

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 8:54 pm

Wee ned cunt should be thrown in prison.

Post by **Dartfrog** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:00 pm

Gaz the Hearts footballer who got done for being a kiddy lover.

Post by **Justin Credible** » Sun Jul 10, 2011 9:01 pm

Dartfrog wrote:Gaz the Hearts footballer who got done for being a kiddy lover.

never heard about it...must check it out

Post by **Jockenaria** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:32 pm

Justin Credible wrote:
hang the dj wrote:
Dartfrog wrote:Rangers getting pumped, good stuff.
They lost 3-0

Now I know it's only a friendly but I still find it funny as fuck

alway good to see those horrible hun cunts get beaten....pity it was not with sticks and baseball bats though

I'm liking (Yes I said Liking) the cut of your jib, Sir!!!!!

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:34 pm

Seems super ally is realising just how hard the job is.

Post by **hang the dj** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 9:54 pm

Knots & crosses wrote:Seems super ally is realising just how hard the job is.

I see they lost again

3 games played, 3 defeats, 0 goals

Post by **DrZoidberg** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:07 pm

badge kisser is on the way back to iPox, by the looks of things.

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:09 pm

Gigantic wage cut on the way.

Post by **hang the dj** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:25 pm

DrZoidberg wrote:badge kisser is on the way back to iPox, by the looks of things.

Knots & crosses wrote:Gigantic wage cut on the way.

They won't be able to afford him, he'll end up in the lower half of the Premiership

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:26 pm

hang the dj wrote:
DrZoidberg wrote:badge kisser is on the way back to iPox, by the looks of things.

Knots & crosses wrote:Gigantic wage cut on the way.
They won't be able to afford him, he'll end up in the lower half of the Premiership

Depends how much he's trousered so far.

Post by **hang the dj** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:30 pm

Knots & crosses wrote:
hang the dj wrote:
DrZoidberg wrote:badge kisser is on the way back to iPox, by the looks of things.

Knots & crosses wrote:Gigantic wage cut on the way.
They won't be able to afford him, he'll end up in the lower half of the Premiership
Depends how much he's trousered so far.

He has already shown he has no loyalty, he goes to whoever is the highest bidder

Post by **Knots & crosses** » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:32 pm

hang the dj wrote:
Knots & crosses wrote:
hang the dj wrote:
DrZoidberg wrote:badge kisser is on the way back to iPox, by the looks of things.

Knots & crosses wrote:Gigantic wage cut on the way.
They won't be able to afford him, he'll end up in the lower half of the Premiership
Depends how much he's trousered so far.
He has already shown he has no loyalty, he goes to whoever is the highest bidder

I dunno. His missus is the one who hates turkey. And comes back to Scotland a lot. Wife > football

Post by **Dartfrog** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 11:53 am

11-1 win for the Dandies against the mighty Inverurie Loco's yesterday.

Post by **hang the dj** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 12:25 pm

Dartfrog wrote:11-1 win for the Dandies against the mighty Inverurie Loco's yesterday.

Saw that this morning, I'm sure this result has sent shcokwaves throughout Europe

Post by **Dartfrog** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:40 pm

hang the dj wrote:
Dartfrog wrote:11-1 win for the Dandies against the mighty Inverurie Loco's yesterday.
Saw that this morning, I'm sure this result has sent shcokwaves throughout Europe

True, probably rate on the richter scale the same as Celtic had on European competition last year.
Arabs drawing 0-0 at half time in Poland.

Post by **hang the dj** » Thu Jul 14, 2011 4:48 pm

Dartfrog wrote:
hang the dj wrote:
Dartfrog wrote:11-1 win for the Dandies against the mighty Inverurie Loco's yesterday.
Saw that this morning, I'm sure this result has sent shcokwaves throughout Europe
True, probably rate on the richter scale the same as Celtic had on European competition last year.
Arabs drawing 0-0 at half time in Poland.

I fancy Celtic's chances of going further in Europe than Aberdeen