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Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 6:23 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
Dont remember Liam giving it large about back to back 12 darters, 171s and nine darters with a shit in the middle tbh.

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:12 pm
by Cooking with Sanchez
Didn’t know Maidenhead had a super league.

Didn’t know I’d claimed to be good at darts since I was, y’know, good at darts.

Must be a slow day at the hospice :pointing:

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:14 pm
by Cooking with Sanchez
That said, I’d still smash DBG.

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 9:28 pm
by ILAD
Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Mon Feb 03, 2020 8:14 pm That said, I’d still smash DBG.
I bet you could......if you sat on him.

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2020 10:12 pm
by Cooking with Sanchez
No doubt 😂

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 4:19 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
The excuse is here!!!!! ImageImage

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Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:01 pm
by Emulsfier
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Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:05 pm
by Mabbsy
Glasses, that's a new one isn't it ?
What's next, it was too cold, too hot, the bus was late, the crowd put me off etc etc etc,.

I need some new pillows.

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 5:37 pm
by Pigpen
Maybe him and Chizzy got switched at the optician

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:20 pm
by sennafan24
"just been a struggle to try and play with and without the glasses"

Then how the fuck is he going to get it sorted? Laser surgery?

He's had glasses for years btw, so he should have sorted it out by now -

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 6:31 pm
by The Ginge Reaper

sennafan24 wrote:"just been a struggle to try and play with and without the glasses"

Then how the fuck is he going to get it sorted? Laser surgery?

He's had glasses for years btw, so he should have sorted it out by now -
Ha, good find. 2009 ffs!

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Fri Feb 07, 2020 7:12 pm
by Jimmi
Get contact lenses, it's not hard.
They work wonders for me.

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:00 pm
by Mabbsy
Bumped for comedy value.

Time to return Dave, we could all do with a good laugh at the moment.

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 4:24 pm
by sennafan24
From the infamous 2007 interview with Dartoid:
Firstly Dartoid, I must say that although I have adopted the nickname Dave ‘Boy’ Green I am not the boxer. The nickname itself was given to me back in 2000 by several players who played within Oxfordshire after some banter between myself and other players. I have always had great belief in my ability and show a lot of aggression and am a very confident player – maybe I should have taken up boxing!!

It was a player named Jimmy Jukes who was the first of many players to call me Dave ‘Boy’ Green after an incident at the Super League finals night when he handed my pairs partner an envelope inviting him to play in a grand prix tournament. On asking my pairs partner what it was for I was quickly told by Jimmy that it didn’t matter to me as I was not good enough to play in it. Of course me being me, I had to have my say and quickly told Jimmy exactly how good I was in a manner of speaking!!

The following day was the play offs for the Friday Night League Singles in Oxford. With four venues and only one winner advancing from each I took the opportunity to back up my words from the night before and won through to the semi finals without losing a single leg of darts on the night. The following Tuesday I had a league match and soon spotted Jimmy at the bar of the venue I was playing at. On ordering a drink I heard him as he was reading the paperwork for the Friday Night Singles finals night say, “Who’s this Dave Green cunt?”

Straight away I pulled him on this and offered to play him for 200 pounds there and then. He managed to get an offer of a loan for the money but unfortunately the game was halted before the start and I was handed a warning for gambling on the premises.

This then brought us to Friday night again, the 11th August 2000, playing for the Cricketer’s Arms in Cowley Oxford, one to nil up in my singles match. Jimmy enters the pub, asking me if he could have a word with me I promptly told him to wait until I had won my game. After doing so he handed me an envelope with Dave ‘Boy’ Green wrote on the front of it. On opening it I was stunned to see an invite to Jimmy’s Grand Prix tournament, so shocked so that I tore it in two and threw it at his feet.

A week later was the Friday night league finals night which I played my semi final and won 2-0. Then lo and behold I had to play Jimmy in the final. If I am 100% honest and if those who saw the game are as well, I will say that I destroyed Jimmy and never gave him a dart at a winning double in any leg. It was a great night for me winning a tournament from start to finish without dropping a leg throughout but I have to say that without the anger and determination to get one over on Jimmy I would not have won as convincingly and without the bad blood between the two of us I wouldn’t have the nickname Dave ‘Boy’ Green.

http://dartoidsworld.net/2007/09/column ... boy-green/

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 6:33 pm
by Mabbsy
That never gets old :lol: :lol:

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2020 9:49 pm
by ILAD
Some boy :D :D

Re: DBG's return to the big time.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:52 pm
by sennafan24
HalloweenJack wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:06 pm I may have missed something here, but why the vitriol towards this guy? He has given Q school a go. Surely he deserves to be commended for that?
Oh dear.

Re: DBG's return to the big time.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:45 pm
by HalloweenJack
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:52 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:06 pm I may have missed something here, but why the vitriol towards this guy? He has given Q school a go. Surely he deserves to be commended for that?
Oh dear.
Wow, you have trawled through a post that is months old, I’m sorry but that is rather sad and for what exactly? 😂😂😂My question was genuine, i only joined this forum in January 2019 so I am not aware of any back story regarding this.
Maybe you could enlighten me. I assume something has happened.

Re: DBG's return to the big time.

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:50 pm
by sennafan24
HalloweenJack wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:45 pm
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Sep 21, 2020 5:52 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:06 pm I may have missed something here, but why the vitriol towards this guy? He has given Q school a go. Surely he deserves to be commended for that?
Oh dear.
Wow, you have trawled through a post that is months old, I’m sorry but that is rather sad and for what exactly? My question was genuine, i only joined this form in January 2019 so I am not aware of any back story regarding this.
Maybe you could enlighten me. I assume something has happened.
You made that post 70 pages into the thread, after DBG demonstrated several times why there is so much "vitriol" towards him. The thread was also started after you signed up.

It's clear you were/are on the wind up.

Re: DBG's career (Challenge Tour edition)

Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:57 pm
by The Ginge Reaper
What a thread.