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Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 6:02 pm
by Randall
Rogg wrote: ↑Wed Jan 16, 2019 4:49 pm
Superb.
Yet, take that moment of Lakeside-borne haplessness in last week’s quarter-finals, as shown on Eurosport, when Michael Unterbuchner of Germany had a chance to take out 167. He hit treble one, treble one and single two, making a somewhat disappointing eight in total and leaving himself on 159. This must surely have been the first time in the history of the Lakeshite, even, that a player has stepped up to the oche on a three-dart finish, only to walk away from it, three darts later, on a four-dart finish.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 7:34 pm
by Mabbsy
Wonderful, well found that man, shrooms will be replaying every PDC match now in a forlorn search for sonething similar.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:10 pm
by Rogg
It is fucking amazing. The best of the howlers need bumped in the near future, I think. The suffering must not have been for nothing.
What about this. Toilet roll, there.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:39 pm
by PT13
I've seen a small number of players on something under 120 who are near certainties to leave at least a 2-dart finish and then end up on 99, but going from 167 to 159 takes the biscuit. What on Earth was Unterbuchner going for when he hit the single 2? The 17s? Why?
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:28 pm
by SolidSCB
Well considering I saw him hit a single 4 going for treble 20 during the tournament, it's entirely possible he could have been going for any target on the board.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:29 pm
by Potter's Lake
They're all there (to be hit).
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:15 pm
by Fiss Plaps
Well this can be bumped now.
Reigning champion switches to the PDC along with last year's Lakeside finalist, a World Trophy quarter-finalist and a PDC reject who said he would definitely be back at Frimley Green next year.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:19 pm
by Rogg
Fiss Plaps wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 6:15 pm
Well this can be bumped now.
Reigning champion switches to the PDC along with last year's Lakeshite finalist, a World Trophy quarter-finalist and a PDC reject who said he would definitely be back at Potter's Piss Palace next year.
How splendid.
Having no defending champion can start off the 2020 howlers.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:09 pm
by Randall
How eurosport spin the 3 time back to back champion being missing and the event being no more than a hollow farce will be very interesting.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:35 pm
by PT13
Randall wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:09 pm
How eurosport spin the 3 time back to back champion being missing and the event being no more than a hollow farce will be very interesting.
They either won't mention him, or will mention him as if he were a legend of many years past.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:16 pm
by sennafan24
Randall wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:09 pm
How eurosport spin the 3 time back to back champion being missing and the event being no more than a hollow farce will be very interesting.
BBC managed to do it when Bunting left without defending.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:24 pm
by Randall
sennafan24 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:16 pm
Randall wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:09 pm
How eurosport spin the 3 time back to back champion being missing and the event being no more than a hollow farce will be very interesting.
BBC managed to do it when Bunting left without defending.
They've lost champions endless times but a 3 time in a row winner is going to be hard to excuse
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2019 10:52 pm
by PT13
Randall wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:24 pm
sennafan24 wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 9:16 pm
Randall wrote: ↑Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:09 pm
How eurosport spin the 3 time back to back champion being missing and the event being no more than a hollow farce will be very interesting.
BBC managed to do it when Bunting left without defending.
They've lost champions endless times but a 3 time in a row winner is going to be hard to excuse
They didn't have Barney in 2007, and wouldn't even let Sylvia sit in the crowd to talk to her old friends.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:19 pm
by Rogg
Is the massive fuckoff pic of a tour card holder holding the cherished piss pot on the website banner a howler? Not the best look even for Des' easygoing new era.
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:21 pm
by StevieBoy
On Amazon prime right now you can watch the whole lakeside disaster again curtesy of Eurosport
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:43 pm
by Mabbsy
StevieBoy wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 5:21 pm
On Amazon prime right now you can watch the whole Lakeshite disaster again curtesy of Eurosport
Prime Shroomery Sir
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:17 pm
by Randall
More howlers
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeshite Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:36 pm
by Jimmi
Rogg wrote: ↑Wed Jan 23, 2019 1:19 pm
Is the massive fuckoff pic of a tour card holder holding the cherished piss pot on the website banner a howler? Not the best look even for Des' easygoing new era.
Where is Rogg?
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:46 pm
by Randall
Said he needed a break late November
Not seen since
Re: Crawling's Mushroom Army - Your 2019 Lakeside Howlers
Posted: Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:53 pm
by Jimmi
Randall wrote: ↑Wed Jan 06, 2021 1:46 pm
Said he needed a break late November
Not seen since
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