The BDO Family Potters Piss Up Jamboree 2018

[The Ginge Reaper]

Apparently it wasn't even filmed today as Fordham is off doing an exbo

[cannibal]

Oh dear.
Is the draw done?

Was on the Channel 4 website almost 2 hours before the time the BDO put on social media.

So wasn't live either

fucking hell, how useless can an org be. BDO setting the bar lower every chance they get.

[Rogg]

Amazing. So who claimed it was going to be shown live?

[The Ginge Reaper]

Amazing. So who claimed it was going to be shown live?

Winmau on Twitter

[Rogg]

Amazing. So who claimed it was going to be shown live?

Winmau on Twitter

Crying

[sennafan24]

Probably the most talked about draw will be Mark McGeeney (Seeded 2) v Martin Adams (3 x World Professional Champion 2007/2010/2011) and appearing at the Lakeshite for the 25th time. What a match this will be as although Mark is the inform player Martin has so much experience under his belt especially on the Lakeshite stage where he loves nothing better than to go all the way with his matches, he doesn't do easy.

The field for Lakeside 2011 said otherwise.

[Rogg]

They can announce the schedule and the prize money now.

[Tommo]

Fanatics are fuming.

[Zeyes]

The BDO might have officially become a cargo cult. I mean, there's nothing technically wrong with pre-recording the draw and the videos as such are professionally done, but everything else about how they've gone about it just screams "not only do we not have any clue what we're doing, we don't even have any clue why we're doing it".

[Sin]

Cirrhosis Teeth's thoughts on the BDO Lakeshite 2018 Draw

Well that was a draw and a half; at least number fucking 5 did not come out twice eh !
there are some dull as fucking dishwater matches for the mushrooms and fucktards that are bang into this fetid puddle of anal seepage. Starting with the shit cunts draw, our number 1 seed stroke features Glen Durrant starts his campaign with a match against the winner of a preliminary round game between Penguin Mohamed v Gary "Parked Car Chaser" Jobson. Pengiuinn is a Jihadist making his debut on the Lakeshite stage and will also be making history as the first player to shoe bomb on stage.

But, he faces very tough opposition as Gary is a very experienced player who is a regular on the Lakeshite stage usually collecting the rubbish. Penguin is an unknown quantity as he's one of them swarthy camel jockey sand niggers.

Ross Mcnoloyalty (seeded 5) v Scott "Armitage Shanks" Waites (2 x previous winner in 2013 and 2016). The poisoned dwarf has been standing on a bucket to help his game. He currently holds two titles, Most realistic Gnome, Chelsea Flower Show 2017 and the Dog & Hammer Friday Night Killer Knockout. Ross is also a complete cunt and sex pest, whereas Scotty Yorkie Shelf putter up[er has had a quiet year on the circuit as he has become the proud daddy who dotes on his little half human half pigeon mutant. But just last month he won the Jersey VAT Avoiders Open so appears to be coming into form at the right time for another shit arse tournament. Both of these players are jobbing shit cunts and the match will be fucking arse piss and unwatchable

Scott "The cunt" Mitchell (That Carrot Munching Bovine Fucker) World Amateur Champion in 2015 v Darius Foreinger (Lithuania) again another tough call to make but hope the Fat Fuck from Dorset will beat Johhny Foreigner and then hopefully Immigration will make sure the sponging cunt is set straight back to the backward 3rd world shit hole he came from, Yorkshire to you and me/

Probably the most talked about draw will be Mark McGeeney (Seeded 2) v Martin "Spineless lack of principles Cunty McCunt Face" Adams (3 x World Amateur Champion 2007/2010/2011) and appearing at the Lakeshite for 25 times to many. What a dire load of cat sick this will be as although Mark is the inform player Martin is an utter cunt.



Cirrhosis Teeth Williams

Clueless Cunt of The BDO

[Randall]

Cunty mcunt face

[Tommo]

David Marsh Like many ive been looking forward to the draw all day. What really takes the mick is that the players didn't know.

[Randall]

Anyone who was looking forward to it seriously needs to reevaluate their lives.

[Tommo]

Remco van Eijden And you are surprised every time?! you must be used to it by now.

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[The Ginge Reaper]

The BDO might have officially become a cargo cult. I mean, there's nothing technically wrong with pre-recording the draw and the videos as such are professionally done, but everything else about how they've gone about it just screams "not only do we not have any clue what we're doing, we don't even have any clue why we're doing it".

Wouldn't be surprised if it was filmed weeks ago and Channel 4 kept messing them around saying they would find a spot soon to put it on telly and would tell the BDO soon what that date was, before giving up and saying "nah, we are just gonna show it on the website instead".

[D'Artagnan]

Cirrhosis Teeth's thoughts on the BDO Lakeshite 2018 Draw

Well that was a draw and a half; at least number fucking 5 did not come out twice eh !
there are some dull as fucking dishwater matches for the mushrooms and fucktards that are bang into this fetid puddle of anal seepage. Starting with the shit cunts draw, our number 1 seed stroke features Glen Durrant starts his campaign with a match against the winner of a preliminary round game between Penguin Mohamed v Gary "Parked Car Chaser" Jobson. Pengiuinn is a Jihadist making his debut on the Lakeshite stage and will also be making history as the first player to shoe bomb on stage.

But, he faces very tough opposition as Gary is a very experienced player who is a regular on the Lakeshite stage usually collecting the rubbish. Penguin is an unknown quantity as he's one of them swarthy camel jockey sand niggers.

Ross Mcnoloyalty (seeded 5) v Scott "Armitage Shanks" Waites (2 x previous winner in 2013 and 2016). The poisoned dwarf has been standing on a bucket to help his game. He currently holds two titles, Most realistic Gnome, Chelsea Flower Show 2017 and the Dog & Hammer Friday Night Killer Knockout. Ross is also a complete cunt and sexy beast, whereas Scotty Yorkie Shelf putter up[er has had a quiet year on the circuit as he has become the proud daddy who dotes on his little half human half pigeon mutant. But just last month he won the Jersey VAT Avoiders Open so appears to be coming into form at the right time for another shit arse tournament. Both of these players are jobbing shit cunts and the match will be fucking arse piss and unwatchable

Scott "The cunt" Mitchell (That Carrot Munching Bovine Fucker) World Amateur Champion in 2015 v Darius Foreinger (Lithuania) again another tough call to make but hope the Fat Fuck from Dorset will beat Johhny Foreigner and then hopefully Immigration will make sure the sponging cunt is set straight back to the backward 3rd world shit hole he came from, Yorkshire to you and me/

Probably the most talked about draw will be Mark McGeeney (Seeded 2) v Martin "Spineless lack of principles Cunty McCunt Face" Adams (3 x World Amateur Champion 2007/2010/2011) and appearing at the Lakeshite for 25 times to many. What a dire load of cat sick this will be as although Mark is the inform player Martin is an utter cunt.



Cirrhosis Teeth Williams

Clueless Cunt of The BDO

[Tommo]

The BDO might have officially become a cargo cult. I mean, there's nothing technically wrong with pre-recording the draw and the videos as such are professionally done, but everything else about how they've gone about it just screams "not only do we not have any clue what we're doing, we don't even have any clue why we're doing it".

Wouldn't be surprised if it was filmed weeks ago and Channel 4 kept messing them around saying they would find a spot soon to put it on telly and would tell the BDO soon what that date was, before giving up and saying "nah, we are just gonna show it on the website instead".

[The Ginge Reaper]

The BDO might have officially become a cargo cult. I mean, there's nothing technically wrong with pre-recording the draw and the videos as such are professionally done, but everything else about how they've gone about it just screams "not only do we not have any clue what we're doing, we don't even have any clue why we're doing it".

Wouldn't be surprised if it was filmed weeks ago and Channel 4 kept messing them around saying they would find a spot soon to put it on telly and would tell the BDO soon what that date was, before giving up and saying "nah, we are just gonna show it on the website instead".

Wayne thinking the same then, good lad

Who did the draw? Was it Little Richard?

Maybe someone should ask him when it was filmed

[D'Artagnan]

Let's not forget Little Richard's part in all this deceit..

[Tommo]

The BDO might have officially become a cargo cult. I mean, there's nothing technically wrong with pre-recording the draw and the videos as such are professionally done, but everything else about how they've gone about it just screams "not only do we not have any clue what we're doing, we don't even have any clue why we're doing it".

Wouldn't be surprised if it was filmed weeks ago and Channel 4 kept messing them around saying they would find a spot soon to put it on telly and would tell the BDO soon what that date was, before giving up and saying "nah, we are just gonna show it on the website instead".

Wayne thinking the same then, good lad

Who did the draw? Was it Little Richard?

Maybe someone should ask him when it was filmed

Him and Fordham I think.