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Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:18 pm
by cannibal
let us see if this fat american cunt can do this proper this time as I totally messed my pants in the first window.
Out:
SEIGO ASADA - 2.5M
VINCENT VAN DER VOORT - 6M
RON MEULENKAMP - 4M
plus my 0.5 I had not spent for a total of 13M out
In:
DEVON Peterson - 3M
RYAN SEARLE - 3M
JAMIE HUGHES - 7M
13M in.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:17 pm
by Jimmi
Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.
Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.
'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'
I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:20 pm
by vizIIsto
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:17 pm
Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.
Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.
'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'
I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.
Have you asked Titch Bits a.k.a Fiss Plaps?
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:25 pm
by Jimmi
vizIIsto wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:20 pm
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:17 pm
Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.
Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.
'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'
I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.
Have you asked Titch Bits a.k.a Fiss Plaps?
Not sure what Fiss has to do with it?
But I'm going to guess he's from the UK.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:31 pm
by vizIIsto
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:25 pm
vizIIsto wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:20 pm
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:17 pm
Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.
Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.
'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'
I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.
Have you asked Titch Bits a.k.a Fiss Plaps?
Not sure what Fiss has to do with it?
But I'm going to guess he's from the UK.
Because his username in itself implies a swear word, and a very imaginative one too.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 8:30 pm
by tungsten tossers
Out..
MvG 25
White 13.5
Dobey 10
Harms 2
Total Out 50.5
IN
Wright 20
Aspinal 15
Ratajski 11.5
Peterson 3
Total In 49.5
Squad total 99m
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Mon Sep 21, 2020 10:45 pm
by Tommo
vizIIsto wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:31 pm
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:25 pm
vizIIsto wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:20 pm
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:17 pm
Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.
Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.
'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'
I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.
Have you asked Titch Bits a.k.a Fiss Plaps?
Not sure what Fiss has to do with it?
But I'm going to guess he's from the UK.
Because his username in itself implies a swear word, and a very imaginative one too.
Beef Curtains.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:14 am
by cannibal
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:17 pm
Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.
Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.
'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'
I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.
Actually I do. Im a big lover of fuck and cunt those are highly offensive terms here. Generally thank to those fucking Puritans you sent here years ago yanks are fucking uptight about cursing. Wanker and Bollox I use alot. Especially bollox as most yanks havent a cunting clue.
Git and plonker are some others that yanks look at you funny when used.
Over the years my steady diet of British TV and sports I use British slang. Never got into that cockney rhyming thing tho. I use the term take away over the American term take out. Drives the wife mad lol
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:00 am
by cannibal
Lol my wife just reminded me of the other one that sets her off. I use fancy instead of like. Cooking her dinner and asked what she fancied on her hamburger.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:07 am
by thegentle
cannibal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:14 am
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:17 pm
Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.
Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.
'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'
I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.
Actually I do. Im a big lover of fuck and cunt those are highly offensive terms here. Generally thank to those fucking Puritans you sent here years ago yanks are fucking uptight about cursing. Wanker and Bollox I use alot. Especially bollox as most yanks havent a cunting clue.
Git and plonker are some others that yanks look at you funny when used.
Over the years my steady diet of British TV and sports I use British slang. Never got into that cockney rhyming thing tho. I use the term take away over the American term take out. Drives the wife mad lol
I seem to recall the Simpsons got into a bit of trouble over the use of the word 'wanker' lol
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:03 am
by Randall
cannibal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:00 am
Lol my wife just reminded me of the other one that sets her off. I use fancy instead of like. Cooking her dinner and asked what she fancied on her hamburger.
I talk to a few guys in America on Instagram
I'm often amazed at how any of the terms and phrases I use are unknown to them.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:31 am
by vizIIsto
Randall wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 6:03 am
cannibal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:00 am
Lol my wife just reminded me of the other one that sets her off. I use fancy instead of like. Cooking her dinner and asked what she fancied on her hamburger.
I talk to a few guys in America on Instagram
I'm often amazed at how any of the terms and phrases I use are unknown to them.
"Intelligence?"
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:41 am
by Jimmi
cannibal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:14 am
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:17 pm
Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.
Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.
'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'
I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.
Actually I do. Im a big lover of fuck and cunt those are highly offensive terms here. Generally thank to those fucking Puritans you sent here years ago yanks are fucking uptight about cursing. Wanker and Bollox I use alot. Especially bollox as most yanks havent a cunting clue.
Git and plonker are some others that yanks look at you funny when used.
Over the years my steady diet of British TV and sports I use British slang. Never got into that cockney rhyming thing tho. I use the term take away over the American term take out. Drives the wife mad lol
That's amazing
You should start using cockney rhyming slang next.
It's hilarious.
Just as long as you don't say "Hey, can I bum a fag?" to someone.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:45 am
by Jimmi
thegentle wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 1:07 am
cannibal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 12:14 am
Jimmi wrote: ↑Mon Sep 21, 2020 7:17 pm
Cannibal, something I've been meaning to ask.
Do you use British colloquialisms in your everyday life?And by colloquialisms, I mean swear words, haha.
'Wanker'
'Bollox'
'Cunt'
'Twat'
I know the bottom two are obviously said in the U.S but not on the level that they are used across the pond.
Actually I do. Im a big lover of fuck and cunt those are highly offensive terms here. Generally thank to those fucking Puritans you sent here years ago yanks are fucking uptight about cursing. Wanker and Bollox I use alot. Especially bollox as most yanks havent a cunting clue.
Git and plonker are some others that yanks look at you funny when used.
Over the years my steady diet of British TV and sports I use British slang. Never got into that cockney rhyming thing tho. I use the term take away over the American term take out. Drives the wife mad lol
I seem to recall the Simpsons got into a bit of trouble over the use of the word 'wanker' lol
Would they have got in trouble?
Because it's inoffensive everywhere else in the world except the UK and Ireland
I know the first time I heard the word used, was on a documentary about the show that was shown on Channel 4 years ago.
There's also an episode where bollox is used repeatedly, in a homage to the Sex Pistols. Obviously cut out before the watershed here, much like the few episodes where "wank" or "wanker" is used.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:02 am
by Rogg
We've strayed off-topic in the past lads but Jesus.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:21 am
by Randall
Wait until bob realises
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:26 am
by Jimmi
Think a mod needs to move these posts to the appropriate thread.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:04 am
by Randall
Jimmi wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:26 am
Think a mod needs to move these posts to the appropriate thread.
The mods who aren't being paid for this you mean?
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:44 am
by Jimmi
Randall wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:04 am
Jimmi wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:26 am
Think a mod needs to move these posts to the appropriate thread.
The mods who aren't being paid for this you mean?
That'll be it, yes.
Re: FANTASY DARTS 2020
Posted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:11 am
by Randall
Jimmi wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:44 am
Randall wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:04 am
Jimmi wrote: ↑Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:26 am
Think a mod needs to move these posts to the appropriate thread.
The mods who aren't being paid for this you mean?
That'll be it, yes.
Dont hold your breath