Piss Palace Disaster Festivities, 2019

[Greipel]

Lakeside isn't Lakeside without a Canadian's deep run. Cameron is the new Jeff Smith.

[Fiss Plaps]

Excluding Adam Smith-Neale's self-inflicted injury, Robson's average is the worst of the men's draw so far.

[Rogg]

Warming up nicely now.

[D'Artagnan]

Jobson excited

Die.

[Fiss Plaps]

End of session 8 and the men's first round.

JOBBERS' PRELIM ROUND (AVERAGE: 82.40, 2018: 81.85)
(86.27) Jim Widmayer 2 - 3 Nigel Heydon (88.60)
(88.09) Paul Hogan 3 - 1 Wes Newton (78.28)
(81.60) Mal Cuming 0 - 3 Justin Thompson (91.17)
(77.17) Brian Løkken 1 - 3 Krzysztof Kciuk (79.37)
(82.43) Roger Janssen 3 - 0 Wouter Vaes (78.68)
(87.00) Mark McGrath 3 - 0 Adam Smith-Neale (66.54)
(86.13) David Cameron 3 - 0 Andy Hamilton (83.53)
(82.47) Oliver Ferenc 3 - 1 Ryan Hogarth (81.17)

JOBBERS' FIRST ROUND (AVERAGE: 86.36, 2018: 86.61)
(87.73) Mark McGeeney 3 - 1 Derk Telnekes (85.14)
(82.23) Martin Phillips 2 - 3 Conan Whitehead (83.34)
(87.89) Wesley Harms 3 - 2 Tony O'Shea (84.90)
(82.69) Willem Mandigers 3 - 0 Paul Hogan (88.31)
(86.55) Scott Waites 3 - 1 Jeffrey Van Egdom (82.08)
(89.68) Richard Veenstra 3 - 2 Nigel Heydon (93.08)
(90.13) Michael Unterbuchner 3 - 2 Justin Thompson (86.72)
(97.71) Wayne Warren 3 - 0 Mark Layton (86.91)
(93.90) Glen Durrant 3 - 0 Mark McGrath (82.89)
(79.29) Ross Montgomery 0 - 3 Scott Baker (83.16)
(74.34) Gary Robson 1 - 3 David Cameron (89.65)
(89.01) Chris Landman 2 - 3 Kyle McKinstry (91.16)
(94.64) Scott Mitchell 3 - 0 Oliver Ferenc (85.60)
(83.82) Dave Parletti 1 - 3 Krzysztof Kciuk (85.93)
(92.26) Jim Williams 3 - 2 Roger Janssen (85.97)
(80.29) Daniel Day 1 - 3 Dean Reynolds (76.59)

MUNTERS' FIRST ROUND
(69.25) Lorraine Winstanley 2 - 1 Casey Gallagher (71.46)
Trina Gulliver v Karolina Podgorska
(81.98) Anastasia Dobromyslova 2 - 0 Laura Turner (59.11)
(72.11) Aileen de Graaf 2 - 0 Paula Jacklin (65.35)
(75.81) Lisa Ashton 0 - 2 Mikuru Suzuki (79.83)
(63.76) Sharon Prins 2 - 0 Roz Bulmer (65.45)
(67.52) Deta Hedman 0 - 2 Maria O'Brien (70.81)
(89.67) Fallon Sherrock 2 - 0 Corrine Hammond (80.94)

The men have pretty much performed the same overall as last year. The prelims were slightly better even with ASN's self-inflicted injury, but the first round was marginally worse.

[thegentle]

Marcus Stead @MarcusStead 5m
Well done to Dean Reynolds. I can understand why he rejected his PDC tour card to gain more stage experience in the BDO system but I would recommend he doesn't stay there too long.He's good enough to compete on the biggest stage of all & I think he's nearly ready #darts #BDOdarts

I legit thought that tweet was from 2 years ago

[Randall]

Dear God jobbo.
What a pile of shit.

[Greipel]

Jobson excited

Die.

+1

[Hutchy72]

Jobson excited

Die.

Hello Frenchy.
Check yer inbox.

[The Thorn]

They're all here, as the good Tony Green would say

[D & B]

Lister will be having a meltdown.

[Malanax]

Dear God jobbo.
What a pile of shit.

One of the worst TV performances I've seen.

[dartsweekly]

A couple from last night:
Glen Durrant - https://soundcloud.com/user-154642527/glen-durrant-r1
Lorraine Winstanley - https://soundcloud.com/user-154642527/l ... stanley-r1

[sennafan24]

The men have pretty much performed the same overall as last year. The prelims were slightly better even with ASN's self-inflicted injury, but the first round was marginally worse.

The overall average is slightly down on last year I believe. The first round average outweighs the prelim matches on account of there being more first round games.

Essentially, there have been 1 very good performance (Warren), 7 or 8 reasonable performances (Williams, Duzza, Mitchell, McKinstry etc) and a lot of average/poor performances. It's been the same way for years now.

The real value is in the pratfalls and meltdowns.

[Randall]

Dear God jobbo.
What a pile of shit.

One of the worst TV performances I've seen.

I won't see the afternoon session today so that is some small mercy.

[The Thorn]

Indeed it's hard to deny this first round was pretty crap. The entertainment was mostly for non darts related reasons. Arguably the women's comp had as many decent games as the men's

Hopefully it will pick up a bit in the later rounds now that the shit is being weeded out. I don't mind watching Warty or Robbo in all honesty, but both have been a low point for the event.

Durrant didn't start off particularly well, there is a chance someone will be able to stick with him for a few sets and then he might fold. You'd still be a fool to predict anyone else winning but it's not unfathomable that someone like McKinstry in the last 8 or Mitchell in the semis can beat him. Obviously against a played like McGrath you would not have seen his full potential, but there is the possibility of him already thinking about Q-School and that affecting his game

[DartJack Horseman]

Dear God jobbo.
What a pile of shit.

So happy I also went to sleep after Kyle, good game that was, first time I saw him.
Sound on YT went south after Kyle's game too, not only the level...

[sennafan24]

You couldn't make it up:

[The Ginge Reaper]

Hes going to be gutted then when the event moves next year.

[Zeyes]

Hes going to be gutted then when the event moves next year.

To Wembley!