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Post by Randall » Mon Dec 10, 2018 6:39 am

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Post by Randall » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:01 pm

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Post by Kimmy » Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:36 pm

Hope the Aussies win the fourth test, so neither of them teams full of cunts win the series.

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Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Jan 02, 2019 2:09 am

Kimmy wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:36 pm
Hope the Aussies win the fourth test, so neither of them teams full of cunts win the series.
Well said...

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Mabbsy » Wed Jan 02, 2019 5:33 pm

Kimmy wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:36 pm
Hope the Aussies win the fourth test, so neither of them teams full of cunts win the series.
Spot on, take a bow that man

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:39 am

Kimmy wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:36 pm
Hope the Aussies win the fourth test, so neither of them teams full of cunts win the series.
Ok Kimmy, I'll bite.

Name 1 Aussie playing in this series that is a cunt? Or 1 cuntish thing that has been done by an Aussie player?

Biggest cunt playing in this series by a mile is Kohli.

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Post by Randall » Thu Jan 03, 2019 9:10 am

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Kimmy » Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:21 am

Captain Hobo wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:39 am
Kimmy wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:36 pm
Hope the Aussies win the fourth test, so neither of them teams full of cunts win the series.
Ok Kimmy, I'll bite.

Name 1 Aussie playing in this series that is a cunt? Or 1 cuntish thing that has been done by an Aussie player?

Biggest cunt playing in this series by a mile is Kohli.
Starc and Hazlewood are massive cunts.

Odd they have been shite since the ball stopped being tampered. They should have been banned as well

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:09 am

Kimmy wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:21 am
Captain Hobo wrote:
Thu Jan 03, 2019 12:39 am
Kimmy wrote:
Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:36 pm
Hope the Aussies win the fourth test, so neither of them teams full of cunts win the series.
Ok Kimmy, I'll bite.

Name 1 Aussie playing in this series that is a cunt? Or 1 cuntish thing that has been done by an Aussie player?

Biggest cunt playing in this series by a mile is Kohli.
Starc and Hazlewood are massive cunts.

Odd they have been shite since the ball stopped being tampered. They should have been banned as well
Yep, proven that Aussies have no clue how to get reverse swing without breaking the rules. Other teams seem to manage it though. Even when the tampering was happening, Aussies were getting less reverse swing than most other teams.

Also, did anyone else notice that the umpires checked the ball after it had been sandpapered and didn't change it? I would seriously like to know what other teams do, so that a ball that had been sandpapered didn't raise any suspicions.

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Post by Kimmy » Fri Jan 04, 2019 4:23 am

Other teams are at it as well.

Faf has been done multiple times. This is the part of it that did annoy me. Faf never really got any significant ban when he did it and is a repeat offender

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Post by Captain Hobo » Fri Jan 04, 2019 9:06 am

They just do it more subtly than us, unfortunately.

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Randall » Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:25 pm

Aussies are fucked
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Post by 9farter » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:22 pm

Aussies are useless without Johnson, Smith and the c*nt Warner.

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Post by Randall » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:27 pm

Tough to lose arguably the best batter in the world in Smith and not struggle.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:44 pm

Fucking stupid selection not helping. Glenn Maxwell should have played 4th Test in South Africa and every one since. They drop Handscomb after 2nd Test here because his technique is shot and he can't make a run. He plays 1 Big Bash game and makes 80 so they bring him back for this Test and for the One Dayers to follow.

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Re: cricket thread

Post by M H » Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:44 pm

Is there an Aussie looking forward to the upcoming Ashes series
When you actually feel anger over a place like this it's time to get a life

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:55 pm

M H wrote:
Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:44 pm
Is there an Aussie looking forward to the upcoming Ashes series
There's an upcoming Ashes series? :roll:

Be interesting to see what pitches are served up. Aussie batting is so bad that if there is any life in the pitch, it's possible they may not even make it to a 3rd day.

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Re: cricket thread

Post by 9farter » Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:59 am

Usually wickets are prepared to suit the hosts, Aussies do it the other way around.

https://wwos.nine.com.au/cricket/india- ... bacb7f5477

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Captain Hobo » Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:57 pm

9farter wrote:
Sat Jan 05, 2019 11:59 am
Usually wickets are prepared to suit the hosts, Aussies do it the other way around.

https://wwos.nine.com.au/cricket/india- ... bacb7f5477
MCG pitch has been like that for years, they finally admitted as much and it will be replaced, but I believe the new one will take a couple of years to prepare.

Perth has been the only pitch that suited Aussies this series, due to the bounce. They need to work out how to make the MCG pitch like that.

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Re: cricket thread

Post by Randall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:08 pm

Two Indians sent home for innapropriate comments about women.
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