amazon reviews

[Randall]

posted the veet one the other day, which i will find in a moment, next

[Randall]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R231U4ZG ... U4ZG0YDNHD

[Randall]

some people clearly have to much time on their hands!

[Randall]

josh's review on page two is a particular favourite.

This review is from: A Whole New World (Audio CD)
In anticipation of this records momentous and triumphant release, I purposefully blinded myself in order to heighten my sense of hearing, and thereby enjoy every well placed note and haunting melody of this inordinately beautiful album all the more.

To this day, I have no regrets.

Breathtaking sunsets, sun kissed beaches, stunning mountain vistas, and even the smiling faces of my own small children simply cannot compare to this work of modern musical genius, easily comparable to, if not surpassing - in their pure, unbridled genius - any work of Mozart, or even the SpongeBob Squarepants theme tune.
This record truly is an unexpected oasis of love and talent, shimmering defiantly in an arid desert of blasé pop.

After my (excruciatingly painful) blinding, the first thing I trained my Guide Dog to do was locate, load and play this album.
This took two weeks to perfect, and during that time I forwent food, water and sleep; surviving only on the wholesome nourishment for the soul that this record provides.

Occasionally, in the dark, brief span of silence between tracks, I feel a crushing heartache induced by the knowledge that I'll never love anything or anyone as much as I love this record.
This searing sorrow is eclipsed, however, by the pity I feel for anyone who hasn't yet heard this superlative album, and who hasn't basked in the undying love that Katie and Pete have for each other.

[Randall]

This review is from: A Whole New World (Audio CD)
My hands were shaking so hard with anticipation placing the CD into the slot, I was sobbing uncontrollably, my body convulsing in a mixture of ecstasy and euphoria.
When the first track played my body went into anaphylactic shock. I came round 2 weeks later lying in a pool of my own tears.
It literally makes you want to scratch your ears off in panic, just so you can place them closer to the speakers.

One word: Totally Faultless

[Knots & crosses]

some literary geniuses in there.

[Randall]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-LAND-ROV ... 1e6e803eeb

sillyness has spread to ebay it seems!

[Randall]

for anyone who sells on ebay, add the user marianrich to your blocked list, an arch piss taker.

[D & B]

for anyone who sells on ebay, add the user marianrich to your blocked list, an arch piss taker.

Tell us more.

[Randall]

luckily despite ebays rules they didnt get the chance to piss me around.

sellers cannot leave negative as you may know, this members score is virtually 100%, on checking all the comments are actually warnings at what a cunt the member is! in the last month has reneged on 30-40 purchases by the looks. not that ebay give a shit.

cancelled bids and added to blocked list just in time. nothing worse than a non paying bidder who negs you!

[Rogg]

Neglected thread?

[Safc]

Neglected thread?

I was laughing at the one for Mr Bates vs the Post Office DVD on Amazon yesterday

[Ross, Bob]

Neglected thread?

We have quite a few.

[ChrisW]

Neglected thread?

We have quite a few.

Keep bumping. Your work is appreciated.