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[Captain Hobo]

Which new member was thought to be Garry?

[Captain Hobo]

And now touting for members for the secret forum.

[Randall]

I'm not aware of any claim he is banned

[Rogg]

I will make a prediction, the highest average that will be recorded at lakeshite will be beaten by the time the last 64 of Ally Pally is over.

Justinsocks was right. It only took about 4 hours. How will the mushrooms spin this?

[Randall]

I will make a prediction, the highest average that will be recorded at lakeshite will be beaten by the time the last 64 of Ally Pally is over.

Justinsocks was right. It only took about 4 hours. How will the mushrooms spin this?

Pressure of the lakeshite stage
TV boards
Constipation
War in Ukraine and or gaza yadda yadda yadda

[The Thorn]

I will make a prediction, the highest average that will be recorded at lakeshite will be beaten by the time the last 64 of Ally Pally is over.

Justinsocks was right. It only took about 4 hours. How will the mushrooms spin this?

World number 1 played

[sennafan24]

I will make a prediction, the highest average that will be recorded at lakeshite will be beaten by the time the last 64 of Ally Pally is over.

Justinsocks was right. It only took about 4 hours. How will the mushrooms spin this?

World number 1 played

Even though the highest average at Lakeside was also beaten by the PDC player ranked 60th.

[Randall]

I will make a prediction, the highest average that will be recorded at lakeshite will be beaten by the time the last 64 of Ally Pally is over.

Justinsocks was right. It only took about 4 hours. How will the mushrooms spin this?

World number 1 played

Even though the highest average at Lakeside was also beaten by the PDC player ranked 60th.

An inconvenient truth

[ChrisW]

How's Gaz dealing with the bright young PDC star emerging from his chrysalis?

[Deadshot]

How's Gaz dealing with the bright young PDC star emerging from his chrysalis?

Could be a bad entry today. The problem is that there just isn't the content to cover weekly like the glory days of the BDO. Every single week some more hilarity. The PDC's offences are all "evil corporate bastard at the helm" based not "total fucking clown promoted well beyond his level making yet another hash". What in the last week has happened that is genuinely knob material? Perhaps Sky pushing Sherrock as they should only for her to fall at the first hurdle? Pietreczko having his little whinge and Walter Mitty style "ooh I'll do this if they boo me" bullshit?

Also the recaps are iffy. there will be a diatribe covering Sherrock who went out days ago which just feels out dated. One of the pitfalls of being a weekly recap at a massive tournament where things change quickly
if modus muck was on there will be a recap but I don't give a shit about modus. It's just bad darts. consistently bad darts. There's no comical organising, skulduggery with the board being fleeced by a conman. It's just boring darts.

Knob of the week was legendary. It lived rent free in the heads of the mushrooms and the BDO. The fanatics had a weekly reaction to it but the circumstances that made it great have disappeared or changed and so it cant be what it was. At this point it continues just because it winds up a select few.
Gaz... It has become Series 3 of Star Trek TOS.

[TheMalteseDart]

I’d give Knob of the week to Phil Barrs

[sennafan24]

I’d give Knob of the week to Phil Barrs

Aye, he would be deserving.

[Deadshot]

I’d give Knob of the week to Phil Barrs

If darts had a quiet year you could name the award after him like the premier league trophy with Sid. The man is a walking detritus on the world just making a fool of himself daily

[Cooking with Sanchez]

How's Gaz dealing with the bright young PDC star emerging from his chrysalis?

Could be a bad entry today. The problem is that there just isn't the content to cover weekly like the glory days of the BDO. Every single week some more hilarity. The PDC's offences are all "evil corporate bastard at the helm" based not "total fucking clown promoted well beyond his level making yet another hash". What in the last week has happened that is genuinely knob material? Perhaps Sky pushing Sherrock as they should only for her to fall at the first hurdle? Pietreczko having his little whinge and Walter Mitty style "ooh I'll do this if they boo me" bullshit?

Also the recaps are iffy. there will be a diatribe covering Sherrock who went out days ago which just feels out dated. One of the pitfalls of being a weekly recap at a massive tournament where things change quickly
if modus muck was on there will be a recap but I don't give a shit about modus. It's just bad darts. consistently bad darts. There's no comical organising, skulduggery with the board being fleeced by a conman. It's just boring darts.

Knob of the week was legendary. It lived rent free in the heads of the mushrooms and the BDO. The fanatics had a weekly reaction to it but the circumstances that made it great have disappeared or changed and so it cant be what it was. At this point it continues just because it winds up a select few.
Gaz... It has become Series 3 of Star Trek TOS.

Once he was exposed and everyone knew how tragic he really is in real life people simply stopped caring. He’s an old, lonely man yelling at clouds now.

[Randall]

How's Gaz dealing with the bright young PDC star emerging from his chrysalis?

Could be a bad entry today. The problem is that there just isn't the content to cover weekly like the glory days of the BDO. Every single week some more hilarity. The PDC's offences are all "evil corporate bastard at the helm" based not "total fucking clown promoted well beyond his level making yet another hash". What in the last week has happened that is genuinely knob material? Perhaps Sky pushing Sherrock as they should only for her to fall at the first hurdle? Pietreczko having his little whinge and Walter Mitty style "ooh I'll do this if they boo me" bullshit?

Also the recaps are iffy. there will be a diatribe covering Sherrock who went out days ago which just feels out dated. One of the pitfalls of being a weekly recap at a massive tournament where things change quickly
if modus muck was on there will be a recap but I don't give a shit about modus. It's just bad darts. consistently bad darts. There's no comical organising, skulduggery with the board being fleeced by a conman. It's just boring darts.

Knob of the week was legendary. It lived rent free in the heads of the mushrooms and the BDO. The fanatics had a weekly reaction to it but the circumstances that made it great have disappeared or changed and so it cant be what it was. At this point it continues just because it winds up a select few.
Gaz... It has become Series 3 of Star Trek TOS.

Still plenty of good episodes in season 3

[jimmyjazz]

It's the irony of getting angry and upset about so called woke snowflakes for being easily upset about trivial matters....every week for ten years.

Looking forward to hearing his latest Fallon Sherrock rant before explaining how he has nothing against her. Like he's having an imaginary argument.

I do enjoy reading it. KOTW and Richard Keys' Alan Partridge style blog are comedy gold.

[Captain Hobo]

He does the recaps because he wants the few hundred people who still read the blog to see all the funny stuff he posts during matches, not just the dozen or so members of the 'secret forum'

[DeepFriedRat]

Surely Peter Wright or Sky gets KOTW

Sky for something Sherrock related

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Doesn’t anybody really care?

[Captain Hobo]

When writing 2 sentences accusing someone else of having a low IQ, it's probably best to aim for fewer than 5 spelling mistakes.