How's your health lads ? No joking matter

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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Mar 24, 2023 12:31 pm

Deadshot wrote: Fri Mar 24, 2023 11:48 am Managed to break my toe
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:39 am

Got so drunk last night i can’t remember getting home and also for some reason can’t open my right eye. Was at my friends surprise birthday party and I at least behaved myself when there so it’s all good. Health is in a sorry state this morning though
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Post by The Thorn » Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:44 am

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:39 am Got so drunk last night i can’t remember getting home and also for some reason can’t open my right eye. Was at my friends surprise birthday party and I at least behaved myself when there so it’s all good. Health is in a sorry state this morning though
Were you at the same party as Deadshot ffs

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Post by Jimmi » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:50 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:39 am Got so drunk last night i can’t remember getting home and also for some reason can’t open my right eye. Was at my friends surprise birthday party and I at least behaved myself when there so it’s all good. Health is in a sorry state this morning though
Did someone spunk in your eye?
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:54 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:50 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:39 am Got so drunk last night i can’t remember getting home and also for some reason can’t open my right eye. Was at my friends surprise birthday party and I at least behaved myself when there so it’s all good. Health is in a sorry state this morning though
Did someone spunk in your eye?
I don’t think so but it is a possibility
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Post by The Thorn » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:56 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:50 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:39 am Got so drunk last night i can’t remember getting home and also for some reason can’t open my right eye. Was at my friends surprise birthday party and I at least behaved myself when there so it’s all good. Health is in a sorry state this morning though
Did someone spunk in your eye?
I tried but I couldn't get it up
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Post by Jimmi » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:59 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:54 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:50 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:39 am Got so drunk last night i can’t remember getting home and also for some reason can’t open my right eye. Was at my friends surprise birthday party and I at least behaved myself when there so it’s all good. Health is in a sorry state this morning though
Did someone spunk in your eye?
I don’t think so but it is a possibility
So it was a bukkake party?
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Post by Jimmi » Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:59 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:56 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:50 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:39 am Got so drunk last night i can’t remember getting home and also for some reason can’t open my right eye. Was at my friends surprise birthday party and I at least behaved myself when there so it’s all good. Health is in a sorry state this morning though
Did someone spunk in your eye?
I tried but I couldn't get it up
Used up too many wanks?
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Post by The Thorn » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:03 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:59 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:56 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:50 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:39 am Got so drunk last night i can’t remember getting home and also for some reason can’t open my right eye. Was at my friends surprise birthday party and I at least behaved myself when there so it’s all good. Health is in a sorry state this morning though
Did someone spunk in your eye?
I tried but I couldn't get it up
Used up too many wanks?
Yeah I had a few tugs before I went there. We agreed with Malt that we wouldn't get sexual with each other as we value our friendship more.
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Post by Jimmi » Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:04 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 1:03 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:59 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:56 pm
Jimmi wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 12:50 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Sun Apr 02, 2023 11:39 am Got so drunk last night i can’t remember getting home and also for some reason can’t open my right eye. Was at my friends surprise birthday party and I at least behaved myself when there so it’s all good. Health is in a sorry state this morning though
Did someone spunk in your eye?
I tried but I couldn't get it up
Used up too many wanks?
Yeah I had a few tugs before I went there. We agreed with Malt that we wouldn't get sexual with each other as we value our friendship more.
That’s cute.
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Post by Suspect Device » Wed Apr 05, 2023 10:45 am

I have an Inguinal hernia, (just above the groin area). The female Dr at the surgery will see to me. Hope the bearded bloke doesn't step in as a late replacement.

Anyone here had it? Mine is a constant dull ache like having your balls half squeezed, but enough to make your eyes water.

Standing up can make it worse. Ie, on your feet for hours trying to throw darts. Eases by lying down...does it fuck!
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Post by The Thorn » Wed Apr 05, 2023 10:52 am

Never had it

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Post by Suspect Device » Thu Apr 06, 2023 1:53 pm

It's ok I'm not dead yet. A Dr will phone you. A text arrived with 1 new voicemail. I listened and it was a Dr saying he phoned etc. The Cunting phone never rang once! I phoned surgery to let them know. I Will let the Dr know what happened and phone you again. What a load of bollocks. Same thing is likely to happen. Get back into the surgery you Cunts and see Your patients face to face, not hiding at home with a bottle whiskey in hand. Cunts!
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Post by Suspect Device » Thu Apr 06, 2023 3:59 pm

2nd phone call, can you get here in 5 mins or I'll see you in 2 hrs? I'm on my way. Prodded and probed but no bollocks were tickled. It's a hernia, Ultrasound request sent to see if anything is underlying. Then I'll go on the list for surgery.
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Re: How's your health lads ? No joking matter

Post by Deadshot » Thu Apr 13, 2023 10:54 am

Made the mistake of going round to one of the missus' mates for tea last night. Dozy cow cooked chicken, it was dry and yet my arse is back on suicide watch today.

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Post by Deadshot » Sun Apr 16, 2023 10:48 pm

In a strange twist of fate, my arse has now gone on strike. Not curled out a fecal formation for over two days, and rather bloated at present. Advice needed

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Post by Captain Hobo » Mon Apr 17, 2023 1:33 am

Deadshot wrote: Sun Apr 16, 2023 10:48 pm In a strange twist of fate, my arse has now gone on strike. Not curled out a fecal formation for over two days, and rather bloated at present. Advice needed
Laxatives. I'm sure Randall can recommend his favourite brand.
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Post by Deadshot » Mon Apr 17, 2023 11:14 pm

Still no appearence from my arse. Starting to get a little bit concerned

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Post by Mabbsy » Mon May 15, 2023 6:52 pm

Left eye vision issues, most peculiar, hospital said it will clear in a couple.of months, ok thanks

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Post by Randall » Mon May 15, 2023 7:10 pm

Mabbsy wrote: Mon May 15, 2023 6:52 pm Left eye vision issues, most peculiar, hospital said it will clear in a couple.of months, ok thanks
What's happening mate?
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