Upcoming darts comps with my mate DBG

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I'll be on marking duty next weekend for the Challenge Tour (fri, sat, sun) and will miss the Rileys uk open qualifiers.

The week after it's the Seniors in Reading so I might give it a go. £50 for seniors tour card membership, plus entry fee on top. I've done the round robin best of 3 legs, time to get back into proper tournament mode and best of 5 straight knockout.

Don't think I'll get anywhere close to Dave's 100+ averages, though mid to high 70's averages could yield me a win

[daveboygreen]

Suspect Cunt has been a little quiet over the last 2 days on here.

[Ross, Bob]

Suspect Cunt has been a little quiet over the last 2 days on here.

Learn from it and fuck off please.

[daveboygreen]

Suspect Cunt has been a little quiet over the last 2 days on here.

Learn from it and fuck off please.

Go fuck yourself Bob....It will save IFAG from doing it.

[Suspect Device]

Suspect Cunt has been a little quiet over the last 2 days on here.

Sorry you missed me. I've been busy with Ebay and enjoying life. Is that the reply you were seeking?

[Suspect Device]

Darts tournament this Saturday, in one of the most racist towns in England according to statistics. Surely worth entering for that reason alone. Playing for King and country and all that stuff.

DBG, your attendance is required if for only wearing your Union Jack darts shirt.

[Cooking with Sandra]

Can we get this deleted?

[daveboygreen]

Can we get this deleted?

We need you deleting you vile little fat cunt.

[Ross, Bob]

Can we get this deleted?

We need you deleting you vile little fat cunt.

Fuck off and die?

[Cooking with Sandra]

Can we get this deleted?

We need you deleting you vile little fat cunt.

And as you always have and always will, you will do absolutely fuck all. Bollockless little parasite.

[Suspect Device]

Can we get this deleted?

We need you deleting you vile little fat cunt.

And as you always have and always will, you will do absolutely fuck all. Bollockless little parasite.

[Suspect Device]

Not sure when banter and bickering over steps the mark with some of these posts. I find them hilarious myself.

So there I was at Nuneaton yesterday and I'm seeing players I've not seen in years. In the darkened corner of the darting dungeon it's none other than "menace to society" himself Mr Honey. Had a chat and a throw and waited over 2hrs for my 1st match which is a long time considering 6 boards were in use.

Some even played their 2nd match before I'd played 1 and I thought I've been left out the draw.

I played Rich Hosey on one of the stage boards. Having played Rich 3 times before I knew what to expect, but won't count the match where he threw a dart across the room and continued using 2 only saying he'd still beat me hahaha.

He was out the traps running wild smashing everything, lovely darts. 2nd leg he gifted me darts at doubles to level 1-1. It soon became 3-0 before I checked out 125 - 25, T20, D20. Rich eventually winning 4-1 and my first loss to him. I wished my best mate all the best, eventually getting ko'd in 1/4's. He was out the door before anyone could say "loser chalks."

Danny Lauby won the event. A great day for a great cause.

[daveboygreen]

Not sure when banter and bickering over steps the mark with some of these posts. I find them hilarious myself.

So there I was at Nuneaton yesterday and I'm seeing players I've not seen in years. In the darkened corner of the darting dungeon it's none other than "menace to society" himself Mr Honey. Had a chat and a throw and waited over 2hrs for my 1st match which is a long time considering 6 boards were in use.

Some even played their 2nd match before I'd played 1 and I thought I've been left out the draw.

I played Rich Hosey on one of the stage boards. Having played Rich 3 times before I knew what to expect, but won't count the match where he threw a dart across the room and continued using 2 only saying he'd still beat me hahaha.

He was out the traps running wild smashing everything, lovely darts. 2nd leg he gifted me darts at doubles to level 1-1. It soon became 3-0 before I checked out 125 - 25, T20, D20. Rich eventually winning 4-1 and my first loss to him. I wished my best mate all the best, eventually getting ko'd in 1/4's. He was out the door before anyone could say "loser chalks."

Danny Lauby won the event. A great day for a great cause.

Im surprised you never took the chance to ask Dave about the Nigel Heydon incident, Noticed Dave is back playing regular again after winning a couple of local events in Droitwich recently.

[Suspect Device]

Not sure when banter and bickering over steps the mark with some of these posts. I find them hilarious myself.

So there I was at Nuneaton yesterday and I'm seeing players I've not seen in years. In the darkened corner of the darting dungeon it's none other than "menace to society" himself Mr Honey. Had a chat and a throw and waited over 2hrs for my 1st match which is a long time considering 6 boards were in use.

Some even played their 2nd match before I'd played 1 and I thought I've been left out the draw.

I played Rich Hosey on one of the stage boards. Having played Rich 3 times before I knew what to expect, but won't count the match where he threw a dart across the room and continued using 2 only saying he'd still beat me hahaha.

He was out the traps running wild smashing everything, lovely darts. 2nd leg he gifted me darts at doubles to level 1-1. It soon became 3-0 before I checked out 125 - 25, T20, D20. Rich eventually winning 4-1 and my first loss to him. I wished my best mate all the best, eventually getting ko'd in 1/4's. He was out the door before anyone could say "loser chalks."

Danny Lauby won the event. A great day for a great cause.

Im surprised you never took the chance to ask Dave about the Nigel Heydon incident, Noticed Dave is back playing regular again after winning a couple of local events in Droitwich recently.

Thoughts of you or Nige never entered my mind, sorry

[daveboygreen]

Not sure when banter and bickering over steps the mark with some of these posts. I find them hilarious myself.

So there I was at Nuneaton yesterday and I'm seeing players I've not seen in years. In the darkened corner of the darting dungeon it's none other than "menace to society" himself Mr Honey. Had a chat and a throw and waited over 2hrs for my 1st match which is a long time considering 6 boards were in use.

Some even played their 2nd match before I'd played 1 and I thought I've been left out the draw.

I played Rich Hosey on one of the stage boards. Having played Rich 3 times before I knew what to expect, but won't count the match where he threw a dart across the room and continued using 2 only saying he'd still beat me hahaha.

He was out the traps running wild smashing everything, lovely darts. 2nd leg he gifted me darts at doubles to level 1-1. It soon became 3-0 before I checked out 125 - 25, T20, D20. Rich eventually winning 4-1 and my first loss to him. I wished my best mate all the best, eventually getting ko'd in 1/4's. He was out the door before anyone could say "loser chalks."

Danny Lauby won the event. A great day for a great cause.

Im surprised you never took the chance to ask Dave about the Nigel Heydon incident, Noticed Dave is back playing regular again after winning a couple of local events in Droitwich recently.

Thoughts of you or Nige never entered my mind, sorry

Well there was no better person to ask as he was a first hand witness and seen it all.

[Cooking with Sandra]

Can we get this deleted?

[Suspect Device]

Can we get this deleted? Who are these morons?

Upcoming events:
Sunday March 26th
1:30pm Stafford ADC*
6pm Rugby ADC*

Saturday 1st April
Coventry - Level Up - ADC comp for players with a running average below 70.
Sunday 2nd April
Coventry - Comp for top 32 from Midlands ADC with the winner playing on tv in Modus Super Series.
Must have a running average on the day of over 77.5 for 5 days at Modus or will be offered 2 days only.

Saturday 8th April - Capped at 192 players - sold out
Manchester - Winmau Open Series 1 & 2
Sunday 9th April - Capped at 192 - 11 spots remaining
Manchester - Winmau Open Series 3 & 4

*Pending / haven't decided / can't be bothered

[Cooking with Sandra]

[Suspect Device]

Alert received on FB. One for you Dave. Saturday 20th May.
Kidderminster

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 1610420770

[daveboygreen]

Alert received on FB. One for you Dave. Saturday 20th May.
Kidderminster

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 1610420770

I won't play in that venue after the shit show there last year at one of their events, I would happily play in any of the other events promoted/ran by those involved but the fuckers in that venue really took the piss last year, You may be able to see the exchanges between me and the venue manager on their facebook page following it all.