The Trials and Tribulations of Team Malt
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Looking forward to itThe Thorn wrote: ↑Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:49 pmI will make a full squad list mateTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Wed Jan 11, 2023 7:49 pm I think you and DFR should make similar threads when the Q School places are confirmed
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Fucking hell; after a fairly decent day yesterday today has been a disaster
Pallett fucked off home
Boulton loses in the last 64
Furness loses in last 128
Jiwa loses in last 128
De Zwaan loses in last 64
Nil Points
Pallett fucked off home
Boulton loses in the last 64
Furness loses in last 128
Jiwa loses in last 128
De Zwaan loses in last 64
Nil Points
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I like Pallett, Jiwa and Jeffrey
I don't know Furness in depth but all evidence points to him being shite
Boulton is the ultimate tour jobber
I don't know Furness in depth but all evidence points to him being shite
Boulton is the ultimate tour jobber
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My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was
1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness
Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness
Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
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Hopefully Boulton will get the runs tomorrow and SundayTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:19 pm My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was
1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness
Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
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tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:37 pmHopefully Boulton will get the runs tomorrow and SundayTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:19 pm My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was
1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness
Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
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I didn’t know you were also a fan?tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:37 pmHopefully Boulton will get the runs tomorrow and SundayTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:19 pm My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was
1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness
Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
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Neither did ITheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:43 pmI didn’t know you were also a fan?tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:37 pmHopefully Boulton will get the runs tomorrow and SundayTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Fri Jan 13, 2023 3:19 pm My order in terms of likelihood of getting a card back before q school started was
1. Boulton
2. De Zwaan
3. Pallett
4. Jiwa
5. Furness
Still don’t think Furness has the experience. Boulton has 2 points at least already, so still has a decent chance. Will need runs tomorrow and Sunday though
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Team Malt is the last place I'd expect to find His Lordship hanging out. Not really sure what to make of it.
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Worrying times for the UK boys
Boulton has been pretty good but only has 2 points. A last 4 tomorrow will get him on 6 points, i'm not sure if that'd be enough
Jiwa is on 0 and Furness is on 1, realistically I didn't expect either of these to get a card.
In better news JDZ might be about to win his card
Boulton has been pretty good but only has 2 points. A last 4 tomorrow will get him on 6 points, i'm not sure if that'd be enough
Jiwa is on 0 and Furness is on 1, realistically I didn't expect either of these to get a card.
In better news JDZ might be about to win his card
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Guys. I actually can’t believe what happened today. You cannot write it.
One of the few men I called out as a vile tour card winner was Nick Kenny. Andy Boulton has played well all week in my eyes but been a bit unlucky, he goes on a run today and who does he get paired with in a winner takes all? Nick fucking Kenny.
I don’t know what the end averages were but on his own throw Kenny was genuinely world class. 140,140,100. Scores like this every leg on throw. Boulton was always firing back with similar trying to break, but Kenny wasn’t slipping up. Fair play to the fucker, he was unbelievable on his throw and earned his card. I’m gutted as I think Boulton played well enough, and is good enough to be top 128. But alas, I won’t remove him from the team cos I feel like he will grind the tour and come back, if not I will fuck him off.
It wasn’t all over. Jiwa was on a Hail Mary run. He had to pretty much win the final to get his card. Who stopped him? Smith cunt neale. Ffs!
Baker fucked it as well from having a comfortable lead, and Furness also choked. But it was more hope than expectation for these boys.
My team is in fucking tatters now as I’ve lost a lot of good men.
Here is the PDC team going into 2023
Rob Cross
Nathan Aspinall
Ryan Searle
Ross Smith
William O’Connor
Ryan Joyce
Richie Edhouse
Joe Murnan
Steve Lennon
Steve Beaton
Jeffrey De Zwaan
Devon Petersen
Non TC holders that I still love:
Andy Boulton
Jason Lowe
One of the few men I called out as a vile tour card winner was Nick Kenny. Andy Boulton has played well all week in my eyes but been a bit unlucky, he goes on a run today and who does he get paired with in a winner takes all? Nick fucking Kenny.
I don’t know what the end averages were but on his own throw Kenny was genuinely world class. 140,140,100. Scores like this every leg on throw. Boulton was always firing back with similar trying to break, but Kenny wasn’t slipping up. Fair play to the fucker, he was unbelievable on his throw and earned his card. I’m gutted as I think Boulton played well enough, and is good enough to be top 128. But alas, I won’t remove him from the team cos I feel like he will grind the tour and come back, if not I will fuck him off.
It wasn’t all over. Jiwa was on a Hail Mary run. He had to pretty much win the final to get his card. Who stopped him? Smith cunt neale. Ffs!
Baker fucked it as well from having a comfortable lead, and Furness also choked. But it was more hope than expectation for these boys.
My team is in fucking tatters now as I’ve lost a lot of good men.
Here is the PDC team going into 2023
Rob Cross
Nathan Aspinall
Ryan Searle
Ross Smith
William O’Connor
Ryan Joyce
Richie Edhouse
Joe Murnan
Steve Lennon
Steve Beaton
Jeffrey De Zwaan
Devon Petersen
Non TC holders that I still love:
Andy Boulton
Jason Lowe
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TheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:53 pm Guys. I actually can’t believe what happened today. You cannot write it.
One of the few men I called out as a vile tour card winner was Nick Kenny. Andy Boulton has played well all week in my eyes but been a bit unlucky, he goes on a run today and who does he get paired with in a winner takes all? Nick fucking Kenny.
I don’t know what the end averages were but on his own throw Kenny was genuinely world class. 140,140,100. Scores like this every leg on throw. Boulton was always firing back with similar trying to break, but Kenny wasn’t slipping up. Fair play to the fucker, he was unbelievable on his throw and earned his card. I’m gutted as I think Boulton played well enough, and is good enough to be top 128. But alas, I won’t remove him from the team cos I feel like he will grind the tour and come back, if not I will fuck him off.
It wasn’t all over. Jiwa was on a Hail Mary run. He had to pretty much win the final to get his card. Who stopped him? Smith cunt neale. Ffs!
Baker fucked it as well from having a comfortable lead, and Furness also choked. But it was more hope than expectation for these boys.
My team is in fucking tatters now as I’ve lost a lot of good men.
Here is the PDC team going into 2023
Rob Cross
Nathan Aspinall
Ryan Searle
Ross Smith
William O’Connor
Ryan Joyce
Richie Edhouse
Joe Murnan
Steve Lennon
Steve Beaton
Jeffrey De Zwaan
Devon Petersen
Non TC holders that I still love:
Andy Boulton
Jason Lowe
2023 will be a good one for Team Malt, keep the chin up!
Boulton will smash the CT and our Joyce will get his arse in gear
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I forgot Joyce existed
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I appreciate the optimism. But going onto the pro tours and not seeing Boulton and Lowe’s names will be tough Joyce has to have a mega year to make it up!DeepFriedRat wrote: ↑Sun Jan 15, 2023 10:35 pmTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:53 pm Guys. I actually can’t believe what happened today. You cannot write it.
One of the few men I called out as a vile tour card winner was Nick Kenny. Andy Boulton has played well all week in my eyes but been a bit unlucky, he goes on a run today and who does he get paired with in a winner takes all? Nick fucking Kenny.
I don’t know what the end averages were but on his own throw Kenny was genuinely world class. 140,140,100. Scores like this every leg on throw. Boulton was always firing back with similar trying to break, but Kenny wasn’t slipping up. Fair play to the fucker, he was unbelievable on his throw and earned his card. I’m gutted as I think Boulton played well enough, and is good enough to be top 128. But alas, I won’t remove him from the team cos I feel like he will grind the tour and come back, if not I will fuck him off.
It wasn’t all over. Jiwa was on a Hail Mary run. He had to pretty much win the final to get his card. Who stopped him? Smith cunt neale. Ffs!
Baker fucked it as well from having a comfortable lead, and Furness also choked. But it was more hope than expectation for these boys.
My team is in fucking tatters now as I’ve lost a lot of good men.
Here is the PDC team going into 2023
Rob Cross
Nathan Aspinall
Ryan Searle
Ross Smith
William O’Connor
Ryan Joyce
Richie Edhouse
Joe Murnan
Steve Lennon
Steve Beaton
Jeffrey De Zwaan
Devon Petersen
Non TC holders that I still love:
Andy Boulton
Jason Lowe
2023 will be a good one for Team Malt, keep the chin up!
Boulton will smash the CT and our Joyce will get his arse in gear
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Malt, your ramblings are legendaryTheMalteseDart wrote: ↑Sun Jan 15, 2023 9:53 pm Guys. I actually can’t believe what happened today. You cannot write it.
One of the few men I called out as a vile tour card winner was Nick Kenny. Andy Boulton has played well all week in my eyes but been a bit unlucky, he goes on a run today and who does he get paired with in a winner takes all? Nick fucking Kenny.
I don’t know what the end averages were but on his own throw Kenny was genuinely world class. 140,140,100. Scores like this every leg on throw. Boulton was always firing back with similar trying to break, but Kenny wasn’t slipping up. Fair play to the fucker, he was unbelievable on his throw and earned his card. I’m gutted as I think Boulton played well enough, and is good enough to be top 128. But alas, I won’t remove him from the team cos I feel like he will grind the tour and come back, if not I will fuck him off.
It wasn’t all over. Jiwa was on a Hail Mary run. He had to pretty much win the final to get his card. Who stopped him? Smith cunt neale. Ffs!
Baker fucked it as well from having a comfortable lead, and Furness also choked. But it was more hope than expectation for these boys.
My team is in fucking tatters now as I’ve lost a lot of good men.
Here is the PDC team going into 2023
Rob Cross
Nathan Aspinall
Ryan Searle
Ross Smith
William O’Connor
Ryan Joyce
Richie Edhouse
Joe Murnan
Steve Lennon
Steve Beaton
Jeffrey De Zwaan
Devon Petersen
Non TC holders that I still love:
Andy Boulton
Jason Lowe
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