Golf thread

[Rogg]

If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.

[Randall]

The comparison to pdc v bdo split seems erroneous
Golfers are hardly struggling for events

[Rogg]

Yes a sport would need to be in the gutter for the darts analogy to apply.

The darts rebels were heroes. These golf cunts... well. They don't seem especially heroic from here.

[tungsten tossers]

If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.

He would be offski

[Rogg]

If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.

He would be offski

Five events per year, invitation only, streamed live on something or other. A huge payday guaranteed with a £1m first prize at each. His dream scenario at his time of life.

[tungsten tossers]

If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.

He would be offski

Five events per year, invitation only, streamed live on something or other. A huge payday guaranteed with a £1m first prize at each. His dream scenario at his time of life.

Dream scenario for any of them tbh

[The Thorn]

Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level

[Rogg]

If Saudi money came for darts, we wouldn't see people like Gary Anderson for dust. Tour card flung into the same lake as his darts.

He would be offski

Five events per year, invitation only, streamed live on something or other. A huge payday guaranteed with a £1m first prize at each. His dream scenario at his time of life.

Dream scenario for any of them tbh

It's not quite the Seniors, admittedly...

[tungsten tossers]

Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level

Krusty and Whitlock would plummet down the rankings

[The Thorn]

Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level

Krusty and Whitlock would plummet down the rankings

Shitlock is doing just that anyway. And I give Coco a couple more years in the top 10 then he will fuck off

[Randall]

Players are being ripped apart

[tungsten tossers]

Imagine if the Arab cunts took over darts and banned alcohol. Averages dropping a solid 20 points across the board. Attendances back to BDO level

Krusty and Whitlock would plummet down the rankings

Shitlock is doing just that anyway. And I give Coco a couple more years in the top 10 then he will fuck off

If Jo lets him

[tungsten tossers]

Players are being ripped apart

I doubt that they will care too much

[Randall]

The Saudis are cunts but the west are happy to deal with and arm them so golf seems an odd thing to mount the high horse over

[Rogg]

Players are being ripped apart

I hope people are checking the firmness of their high ground first.

[tungsten tossers]

The Saudis are cunts but the west are happy to deal with and arm them so golf seems an odd thing to mount the high horse over

+1

[TheMalteseDart]

As a Newcastle fan the Saudi's are sound

[The Thorn]

I support homophobia, gender segregation and religious persecution

Ok.

[TheMalteseDart]

Whoosh

[The Thorn]

No.