Things you see in darts that annoy you

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Things you see in darts that annoy you

Post by Dicie » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:05 am

Merv King on 80 with 3 darts going for T 16 with the first one.

Taylor interviews claiming to be dieting and training, thou he is obese.

Uk open events where they (sky or the pdc) put all the faces we see all the time on tv, but then mention how it is the FA cup of darts at least 500 times over the 4 days

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Post by Stran » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:52 am

Dicie wrote:Merv King on 80 with 3 darts going for T 16 with the first one.

Taylor interviews claiming to be dieting and training, thou he is obese.


Uk open events where they (sky or the pdc) put all the faces we see all the time on tv, but then mention how it is the FA cup of darts at least 500 times over the 4 days
i always think that as well surely he should be 10 stone by now ? id like to know his training routine....
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Post by TomH » Fri Apr 06, 2012 10:59 am

Dartitis
Dave Clark
19s players
Shit women players who think they're ace
People who believe in the theory that if you use a heavy dart, then you don't need to throw it as hard as you'd throw a light dart.

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Post by Dicie » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:06 pm

Stran wrote:
Dicie wrote:Merv King on 80 with 3 darts going for T 16 with the first one.

Taylor interviews claiming to be dieting and training, thou he is obese.


Uk open events where they (sky or the pdc) put all the faces we see all the time on tv, but then mention how it is the FA cup of darts at least 500 times over the 4 days
i always think that as well surely he should be 10 stone by now ? id like to know his training routine....

Burger king, mac donalds, or KFC, all drive thrus of course!!

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Post by Stran » Fri Apr 06, 2012 12:51 pm

With Adrian Lewis in passenger seat eating all left overs
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Post by Dicie » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:05 pm

Stran wrote:With Adrian Lewis in passenger seat eating all left overs

It isnt that hard to imagine happening, thou a little off putting at lunch hour non the less :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

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Post by Stran » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:08 pm

Can just imagine Phil finishing of his fry up in morning while on phone to aidy telling him to get to macds and bring him over a couple of breakie specials then for lunch its a 8 person family bucket each washed down with a few pints then they go for game of darts while ordering everything off the bar menu for desert .... I'm more than sure they do it 5x a week... Wish my training was like that ...
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Post by DrZoidberg » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:05 pm

the fact adrian lewis is turning into a phil taylor clone.

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Post by Randall » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:06 pm

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Post by micko » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:34 pm

Players dripping in cheap gold.
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'Can't you ring your bell?' She said. 'I can ring my bell,' I said 'But I can't ride my bike'

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Things you see in darts that annoy you

Post by gonk » Fri Apr 06, 2012 3:51 pm

Players man boobs and bellies wobbling in super slow-mo high definition on sky
I wished for this, I bitched at that
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Post by skweezit » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:25 pm

a triple twenty dart throw by a certain short squat player that defies the laws of physics.
the laws should be adhered to by everyone to maintain a level playing field.

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Post by skweezit » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:28 pm

gary anderson never once getting a mouthful of flight when he drinks from his water glass onstage

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Post by skweezit » Fri Apr 06, 2012 4:39 pm

after a really good combination pressure-filled gameshot,
adrian lewis turning his back to the crowd and rapidly pulling up and down
on the shoulders of his jackpot dart shirt.
I mean, if the shirt needs that kind of radical adjusting he should just get
a looser less sticky shirt

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Post by TomH » Sat Apr 07, 2012 5:47 pm

People who brown nose darts players on Facebook.

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