Tis the time for a new season
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Re: Tis the time for a new season
Mabs, just make up something up.
Obviously something that puts you in an extremely positive light.
Obviously something that puts you in an extremely positive light.
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“
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Lost 12-9 last night, I lost 3-0 against a really decent player so no complaints.
Last game of the season and the skipper bought the beers all night which was unexpected.
Spread was very acceptable, a selection of savouries with french bread and cheese.
No fights to report but it's all a bit hazy from about 10.30 onwards !!!
Last game of the season and the skipper bought the beers all night which was unexpected.
Spread was very acceptable, a selection of savouries with french bread and cheese.
No fights to report but it's all a bit hazy from about 10.30 onwards !!!
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Fixed it for you.Mabbsy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:23 am Won 21-0 last night, I won all 21 games against a wheelchair bound transsexual, hitting 18 nine darters and 3 170 checkouts. Last game of the season and I bought the beers all night and got totally spasticated like every night. For the spread I cooked up a whole 7 course meal and then threw it all away, so ordered ‘a big fat chinky’ Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury fancied a few games but they both coughed when I was throwing for my 23rd and 24th nine darters! So I challenged them to a tear up outside and I knocked both of them out, “Pop, pop, bang! On the floor!” The spirit of Muhammad Ali then rose up from the dead and I filled him in too.
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“
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FFS Jimmi you have a lot of spare time
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, a typical night outJimmi wrote:Fixed it for you.Mabbsy wrote: ↑Wed Feb 16, 2022 10:23 am Won 21-0 last night, I won all 21 games against a wheelchair bound transsexual, hitting 18 nine darters and 3 170 checkouts. Last game of the season and I bought the beers all night and got totally spasticated like every night. For the spread I cooked up a whole 7 course meal and then threw it all away, so ordered ‘a big fat chinky’ Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury fancied a few games but they both coughed when I was throwing for my 23rd and 24th nine darters! So I challenged them to a tear up outside and I knocked both of them out, “Pop, pop, bang! On the floor!” The spirit of Muhammad Ali then rose up from the dead and I filled him in too.
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We start again next Tuesday.
Cue abuse, sarcasm and other bile from DBG incoming !!!
Cue abuse, sarcasm and other bile from DBG incoming !!!
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lost in the playoff finals this past weekend.
league darts. yeah, I still throw and enjoy it.
my highlights were a 16 and an 18 darter.
highscore was a 174. if you're going to drift with the last dart, it's better to be lucky than good!
plus a bunch of good cricket counts, which I won't bore you with.
oops. too late!
I shot in the finals with new different darts and set-up. peter wright would have approved.
a 13-12 heartbreaker.
league darts. yeah, I still throw and enjoy it.
my highlights were a 16 and an 18 darter.
highscore was a 174. if you're going to drift with the last dart, it's better to be lucky than good!
plus a bunch of good cricket counts, which I won't bore you with.
oops. too late!
I shot in the finals with new different darts and set-up. peter wright would have approved.
a 13-12 heartbreaker.
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oh. I had plenty of low-lights too. it wasn't all rhinestones and roses.
not by a long shot.
not by a long shot.
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Good work skweezit
I couldnt play tueaday due to personal reasons but we lost 13-8, no news on the spread
I couldnt play tueaday due to personal reasons but we lost 13-8, no news on the spread
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This thread needs renaming......
The Mabbsy shits himself again thread!!
The Mabbsy shits himself again thread!!
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I agree.daveboygreen wrote: ↑Fri Mar 18, 2022 7:49 pm This thread needs renaming...... The Fantasy Dave shits himself again at Q school thread!!
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IFAG hanging on my every word again there....He must be like a pig in shit today as ive replied to him more than once!!
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It’s just so easy Ross, Bob.
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got myself a new board in the mail.
replacing a winmau blade 5 w/ same.
bullseye is totally destroyed, it mounded up and pushed the numbers wires out.
typical ant hills at the triples.
based on the locations, I more often shoot lower than higher, which suggests I'm an overstacker, which I am!
ok, I'm not really that excited about that what with the exclamation point and all
will give the old board to my gun-toting friends for target practice as usual.
will also make myself a veggie wrap for a late lunch and although that's not pertinent to this particular matter,
I wanted to end this on a high note.
yay veggie-wraps!
replacing a winmau blade 5 w/ same.
bullseye is totally destroyed, it mounded up and pushed the numbers wires out.
typical ant hills at the triples.
based on the locations, I more often shoot lower than higher, which suggests I'm an overstacker, which I am!
ok, I'm not really that excited about that what with the exclamation point and all
will give the old board to my gun-toting friends for target practice as usual.
will also make myself a veggie wrap for a late lunch and although that's not pertinent to this particular matter,
I wanted to end this on a high note.
yay veggie-wraps!
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Randall likes a good wrap.skweezit wrote: ↑Thu Mar 24, 2022 6:10 pm got myself a new board in the mail. replacing a winmau blade 5 w/ same. bullseye is totally destroyed, it mounded up and pushed the numbers wires out. typical ant hills at the triples. based on the locations, I more often shoot lower than higher, which suggests I'm an overstacker, which I am! ok, I'm not really that excited about that what with the exclamation point and all will give the old board to my gun-toting friends for target practice as usual. will also make myself a veggie wrap for a late lunch and although that's not pertinent to this particular matter, I wanted to end this on a high note. yay veggie-wraps!
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We lost in the team cup last week but I've not been playing.
Other priorities at present unfortunately ( more important things going on in my life) but I shall be attending this evening but don't expect to play, and rightly so.
Other priorities at present unfortunately ( more important things going on in my life) but I shall be attending this evening but don't expect to play, and rightly so.
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