Fuck off "Darts Journalists" thread

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Fuck off "Darts Journalists" thread

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Jan 03, 2021 11:56 pm

Rereading some of Phil Barrs dribblings has made me decide yes we do need this thread. And for more posts of course.

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State of this, 20 man PL
With some more utter garbage from various people sure to follow in the next week or so, post anything that in particular really pissed you off. Historical awfulness is also much appreciated.
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:46 am

Dutch Pieter had a crack at the Development tour a few years back - https://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerD ... rKey=71930
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:09 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Post by oche balboa » Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:27 am

Barrs has weird opinions. I don't take him that seriously
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Post by Randall » Mon Jan 04, 2021 9:29 am

Nobody else will either after that bollocks
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Post by Ross, Bob » Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:14 am

sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:46 am Dutch Pieter had a crack at the Development tour a few years back - https://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerD ... rKey=71930
Is he still active here?
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Post by sennafan24 » Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:21 am

Ross, Bob wrote: Mon Jan 04, 2021 10:14 am
sennafan24 wrote: Mon Jan 04, 2021 7:46 am Dutch Pieter had a crack at the Development tour a few years back - https://www.dartsdatabase.co.uk/PlayerD ... rKey=71930
Is he still active here?
His account is.

He never posts though.
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:09 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Post by Emulsfier » Wed Jan 05, 2022 6:36 pm

Bump to say fuck Phil Barrs.
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Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:30 pm

Barrs is a cunt

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Post by Rogg » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:31 pm

How many games would players play in a 20-player PL? They couldn't all play each other unless you use a comedy micro-format. 3-3 draws, anyone?
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Post by Randall » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:32 pm

Don't think he had thought it through
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Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:37 pm

Does he think anything through?

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Post by Rogg » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:42 pm

The answer to my question may be in the actual tweet but it's largely unreadable, surely.
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Post by The Thorn » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:44 pm

Rogg wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:42 pm The answer to my question may be in the actual tweet but it's largely unreadable, surely.
Well yes. 19 rounds then. 10 games per round but players wouldn't play every week he said. So we are looking at 38 weeks.
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Post by Rogg » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:48 pm

The Thorn wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:44 pm
Rogg wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:42 pm The answer to my question may be in the actual tweet but it's largely unreadable, surely.
Well yes. 19 rounds then. 10 games per round but players wouldn't play every week he said. So we are looking at 38 weeks.
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Post by Randall » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:48 pm

Fucking hell
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Post by The Thorn » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:49 pm

Rogg wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:48 pm
The Thorn wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:44 pm
Rogg wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:42 pm The answer to my question may be in the actual tweet but it's largely unreadable, surely.
Well yes. 19 rounds then. 10 games per round but players wouldn't play every week he said. So we are looking at 38 weeks.
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What's there to laugh at. Football PL is 38 weeks isn't it?
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Post by Randall » Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:49 pm

I don't go that long between bowel movements
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Post by Rogg » Wed Jan 05, 2022 10:14 pm

Randall wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 9:49 pm I don't go that long between bowel movements
In 38 weeks you could experience an entire pregnancy Randy. Giving birth would be less painful than the night Duzza won it too. Ok this is getting weird.

Erm. So has anyone suggested a 2-tier PL yet? That's a favourite.
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Post by The Thorn » Wed Jan 05, 2022 10:20 pm

So who's gonna be the father?
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Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Jan 05, 2022 10:23 pm

The Thorn wrote: Wed Jan 05, 2022 10:20 pm So who's gonna be the father?
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