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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:59 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 1:49 pm
shenmue wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:16 pm Zero composure from the fat mess.
One of the reasons I don’t like about Smith ( as well as how he comes across) is his complete black of composure when throwing a double. I accept he is a flair player, but surely somebody must have suggested for him to take his time?? Particularly at a crucial double. To my mind, he throws with an air or arrogance whereby he expects to win all the time. That’s all well and good if you have won multiple majors. Last time i checked he hadn’t won any.
Thing is it’s his quick rhythm that makes him such a good player, you try and change that and I’m sure he would be worse, so it is what it is one day he will take out big 3 dart checkouts for fun and the next he won’t get near

I don’t think changing or slowing down on doubles would make him hit more, MVG never tends to and at his best wouldn’t miss no matter how quickly he was throwing
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:18 pm

I don't want Smith to change anything... Because I don't want the cunt to win anything...

Just carry on choking you spoilt little cunt

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:20 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:59 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 1:49 pm
shenmue wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:16 pm Zero composure from the fat mess.
One of the reasons I don’t like about Smith ( as well as how he comes across) is his complete black of composure when throwing a double. I accept he is a flair player, but surely somebody must have suggested for him to take his time?? Particularly at a crucial double. To my mind, he throws with an air or arrogance whereby he expects to win all the time. That’s all well and good if you have won multiple majors. Last time i checked he hadn’t won any.
Thing is it’s his quick rhythm that makes him such a good player, you try and change that and I’m sure he would be worse, so it is what it is one day he will take out big 3 dart checkouts for fun and the next he won’t get near

I don’t think changing or slowing down on doubles would make him hit more, MVG never tends to and at his best wouldn’t miss no matter how quickly he was throwing
You're possibly right. We'll never know I guess. But he still doesn't seem to be up for it in the big moments. The cunt said he doesn't practice doubles so can't be surprised
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:33 pm

The Thorn wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:20 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:59 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 1:49 pm
shenmue wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:16 pm Zero composure from the fat mess.
One of the reasons I don’t like about Smith ( as well as how he comes across) is his complete black of composure when throwing a double. I accept he is a flair player, but surely somebody must have suggested for him to take his time?? Particularly at a crucial double. To my mind, he throws with an air or arrogance whereby he expects to win all the time. That’s all well and good if you have won multiple majors. Last time i checked he hadn’t won any.
Thing is it’s his quick rhythm that makes him such a good player, you try and change that and I’m sure he would be worse, so it is what it is one day he will take out big 3 dart checkouts for fun and the next he won’t get near

I don’t think changing or slowing down on doubles would make him hit more, MVG never tends to and at his best wouldn’t miss no matter how quickly he was throwing
You're possibly right. We'll never know I guess. But he still doesn't seem to be up for it in the big moments. The cunt said he doesn't practice doubles so can't be surprised
He believes he has the natural ability to win a major without practising, and he probably has, it is the grey matter between his ears that stops him winning a major...
That's the difference between Belly and early Fatpot....
Adey has strong belief in his game, and hit the doubles under pressure, which was something he probably learnt from Philth

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue Oct 05, 2021 5:29 pm

The Thorn wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:20 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:59 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 1:49 pm
shenmue wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:16 pm Zero composure from the fat mess.
One of the reasons I don’t like about Smith ( as well as how he comes across) is his complete black of composure when throwing a double. I accept he is a flair player, but surely somebody must have suggested for him to take his time?? Particularly at a crucial double. To my mind, he throws with an air or arrogance whereby he expects to win all the time. That’s all well and good if you have won multiple majors. Last time i checked he hadn’t won any.
Thing is it’s his quick rhythm that makes him such a good player, you try and change that and I’m sure he would be worse, so it is what it is one day he will take out big 3 dart checkouts for fun and the next he won’t get near

I don’t think changing or slowing down on doubles would make him hit more, MVG never tends to and at his best wouldn’t miss no matter how quickly he was throwing
You're possibly right. We'll never know I guess. But he still doesn't seem to be up for it in the big moments. The cunt said he doesn't practice doubles so can't be surprised
If he has seriously said he doesn’t practice his doubles ( I can’t believe any dart player wouldn’t tbh) then he is arrogant beyond belief.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:17 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 5:29 pm
The Thorn wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:20 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:59 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 1:49 pm
shenmue wrote: Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:16 pm Zero composure from the fat mess.
One of the reasons I don’t like about Smith ( as well as how he comes across) is his complete black of composure when throwing a double. I accept he is a flair player, but surely somebody must have suggested for him to take his time?? Particularly at a crucial double. To my mind, he throws with an air or arrogance whereby he expects to win all the time. That’s all well and good if you have won multiple majors. Last time i checked he hadn’t won any.
Thing is it’s his quick rhythm that makes him such a good player, you try and change that and I’m sure he would be worse, so it is what it is one day he will take out big 3 dart checkouts for fun and the next he won’t get near

I don’t think changing or slowing down on doubles would make him hit more, MVG never tends to and at his best wouldn’t miss no matter how quickly he was throwing
You're possibly right. We'll never know I guess. But he still doesn't seem to be up for it in the big moments. The cunt said he doesn't practice doubles so can't be surprised
If he has seriously said he doesn’t practice his doubles ( I can’t believe any dart player wouldn’t tbh) then he is arrogant beyond belief.
Joe Cullen has also said that he only ever really practises on T20.
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:19 pm

Jimmi wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:17 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 5:29 pm
The Thorn wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:20 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:59 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 1:49 pm

One of the reasons I don’t like about Smith ( as well as how he comes across) is his complete black of composure when throwing a double. I accept he is a flair player, but surely somebody must have suggested for him to take his time?? Particularly at a crucial double. To my mind, he throws with an air or arrogance whereby he expects to win all the time. That’s all well and good if you have won multiple majors. Last time i checked he hadn’t won any.
Thing is it’s his quick rhythm that makes him such a good player, you try and change that and I’m sure he would be worse, so it is what it is one day he will take out big 3 dart checkouts for fun and the next he won’t get near

I don’t think changing or slowing down on doubles would make him hit more, MVG never tends to and at his best wouldn’t miss no matter how quickly he was throwing
You're possibly right. We'll never know I guess. But he still doesn't seem to be up for it in the big moments. The cunt said he doesn't practice doubles so can't be surprised
If he has seriously said he doesn’t practice his doubles ( I can’t believe any dart player wouldn’t tbh) then he is arrogant beyond belief.
Joe Cullen has also said that he only ever really practises on T20.
I don't get that, isn't that just boring? Why wouldn't you practice checkouts or at least playing 501? It's so fucking retarded.

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:51 pm

The Thorn wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:19 pm
Jimmi wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:17 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 5:29 pm
The Thorn wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:20 pm
TheMalteseDart wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:59 pm

Thing is it’s his quick rhythm that makes him such a good player, you try and change that and I’m sure he would be worse, so it is what it is one day he will take out big 3 dart checkouts for fun and the next he won’t get near

I don’t think changing or slowing down on doubles would make him hit more, MVG never tends to and at his best wouldn’t miss no matter how quickly he was throwing
You're possibly right. We'll never know I guess. But he still doesn't seem to be up for it in the big moments. The cunt said he doesn't practice doubles so can't be surprised
If he has seriously said he doesn’t practice his doubles ( I can’t believe any dart player wouldn’t tbh) then he is arrogant beyond belief.
Joe Cullen has also said that he only ever really practises on T20.
I don't get that, isn't that just boring? Why wouldn't you practice checkouts or at least playing 501? It's so fucking retarded.

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Hence why he’s never lived up to his potential.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Tue Oct 05, 2021 7:06 pm

Jimmi wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:51 pm
The Thorn wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:19 pm
Jimmi wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 6:17 pm
HalloweenJack wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 5:29 pm
The Thorn wrote: Tue Oct 05, 2021 4:20 pm

You're possibly right. We'll never know I guess. But he still doesn't seem to be up for it in the big moments. The cunt said he doesn't practice doubles so can't be surprised
If he has seriously said he doesn’t practice his doubles ( I can’t believe any dart player wouldn’t tbh) then he is arrogant beyond belief.
Joe Cullen has also said that he only ever really practises on T20.
I don't get that, isn't that just boring? Why wouldn't you practice checkouts or at least playing 501? It's so fucking retarded.

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Hence why he’s never lived up to his potential.
Possibly. He was never a good double hitter. But with him I mostly put it down to being terribly inconsistent. He's probably not a big practicer in general which could definitely affect his consistency.

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Tue Oct 05, 2021 8:13 pm

Cullen has said in the past he doesn't practice much

I think to give Smith credit where it's due he's apparently one of the biggest practicers there is, so i don't think its not due to laziness that he hasn't made it
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Shit will be fuming
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Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:21 am Shit will be fuming
Was the curry too rough?
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:44 am

The Thorn wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:40 am
Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:21 am Shit will be fuming
Was the curry too rough?
I see what you did there
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Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:44 am
The Thorn wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:40 am
Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:21 am Shit will be fuming
Was the curry too rough?
I see what you did there
Do you?
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

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The Thorn wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:54 am
Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:44 am
The Thorn wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:40 am
Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:21 am Shit will be fuming
Was the curry too rough?
I see what you did there
Do you?
Just about
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:47 am

Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:58 am
The Thorn wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:54 am
Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:44 am
The Thorn wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:40 am
Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:21 am Shit will be fuming
Was the curry too rough?
I see what you did there
Do you?
Just about
Squinting a bit
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:53 am

The Thorn wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 11:47 am
Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:58 am
The Thorn wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:54 am
Randall wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:44 am
The Thorn wrote: Sun Oct 10, 2021 10:40 am

Was the curry too rough?
I see what you did there
Do you?
Just about
Squinting a bit
Not getting any better
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