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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

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" How did that fat sweaty fucker beat me? "

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Aug 03, 2021 2:40 pm

" How did he beat me.....I am the Shanghai Master and he is just a Ferry-master."

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

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" how the hell did Uter beat me?"

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

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Well done Gremlin.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Aug 04, 2021 2:06 pm

Today Belly shat himself against Schindler.... priceless

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by shenmue » Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:40 am

Needs to put the weight back on to regain his form, he is still obese but he was even more obese when he got to TV finals and hilariously choked.

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by DeepFriedRat » Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:41 pm

"How's John Henderson won the World Cup before me??"

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:42 pm

DeepFriedRat wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 9:41 pm "How's John Henderson won the World Cup before me??"

:lol: :lol: cunt (not Hendo)
He’ll be crying himself to sleep tonight.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by thegentle » Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:48 pm

shenmue wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:40 am Needs to put the weight back on to regain his form, he is still obese but he was even more obese when he got to TV finals and hilariously choked.
After John Henderson heroically proved that wrong tonight, can we just admit that Tory Boy is shite? :mrgreen:
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:50 pm

thegentle wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:48 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:40 am Needs to put the weight back on to regain his form, he is still obese but he was even more obese when he got to TV finals and hilariously choked.
After John Henderson heroically proved that wrong tonight, can we just admit that Tory Boy is shite? :mrgreen:
Jimmi?

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:51 pm

thegentle wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:48 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:40 am Needs to put the weight back on to regain his form, he is still obese but he was even more obese when he got to TV finals and hilariously choked.
After John Henderson heroically proved that wrong tonight, can we just admit that Tory Boy is shite? :mrgreen:
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:52 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:51 pm
thegentle wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:48 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:40 am Needs to put the weight back on to regain his form, he is still obese but he was even more obese when he got to TV finals and hilariously choked.
After John Henderson heroically proved that wrong tonight, can we just admit that Tory Boy is shite? :mrgreen:
Been told you all along, HJ is useless
tungsten tossers wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:50 pm
thegentle wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:48 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:40 am Needs to put the weight back on to regain his form, he is still obese but he was even more obese when he got to TV finals and hilariously choked.
After John Henderson heroically proved that wrong tonight, can we just admit that Tory Boy is shite? :mrgreen:
Jimmi?
Do we need a poll to find out who the biggest tory boy is? Jimmi HJ or Michael Shit?
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:56 pm

Emulsfier wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:52 pm
The Thorn wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:51 pm
thegentle wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:48 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:40 am Needs to put the weight back on to regain his form, he is still obese but he was even more obese when he got to TV finals and hilariously choked.
After John Henderson heroically proved that wrong tonight, can we just admit that Tory Boy is shite? :mrgreen:
Been told you all along, HJ is useless
tungsten tossers wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:50 pm
thegentle wrote: Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:48 pm
shenmue wrote: Thu Aug 05, 2021 7:40 am Needs to put the weight back on to regain his form, he is still obese but he was even more obese when he got to TV finals and hilariously choked.
After John Henderson heroically proved that wrong tonight, can we just admit that Tory Boy is shite? :mrgreen:
Jimmi?
Do we need a poll to find out who the biggest tory boy is? Jimmi HJ or Michael Shit?
Good idea
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Sep 12, 2021 10:58 pm

Bob will be very happy

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Sat Sep 25, 2021 3:11 pm

Shit beaten by Shitlock.

Ironic.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Sat Sep 25, 2021 3:12 pm

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