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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Oct 17, 2021 3:23 pm

Dfc180 wrote: Sun Oct 17, 2021 12:07 pm
ILAD wrote: Sun Oct 17, 2021 12:01 am What time and date is the next episode?
Tuesday in the super series after a 1st round defeat to Joe murnan
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Tue Oct 19, 2021 3:25 pm

Today Belly missed 3 match darts and lost to Fatpot

Fuck off Michael Shit

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Tue Oct 19, 2021 4:54 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Tue Oct 19, 2021 3:25 pm Today Belly missed 3 match darts and lost to Fatpot

Fuck off Michael Shit
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:07 pm

Today Michael Shit was beaten 6-2 by Maik Kuivenhoven....

" how did he beat me , I can't even pronounce his name FFS "

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:08 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:07 pm Today Michael Shit was beaten 6-2 by Maik Kuivenhoven....

" how did he beat me , I can't even pronounce his name FFS "
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Wed Oct 20, 2021 3:12 pm

Beautiful
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by ILAD » Thu Oct 21, 2021 6:00 pm

Shit himself again I see, but at least he has the balls to keep trying unlike Duzza.

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Oct 22, 2021 6:02 pm

Today Belly hit bullseye and won Players Championship 27

Fuck off Michael Shit
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Fri Oct 22, 2021 6:45 pm

Choking cunt was pushed over the line. Beat a field of jobbers of course. No doubt he will claim this as his second major victory, almost on par with the coveted Shanghai Masters
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Mabbsy » Fri Oct 22, 2021 7:17 pm

Today, Belly Boy left the lavatory paper at home

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Dfc180 » Fri Oct 22, 2021 7:36 pm

Today he won a lottery apparently

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by LoweBristowWilson » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:31 pm

Fucked out in the first round by Kimmy

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:31 pm

Bump :D
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:32 pm

Excellent.
Boring Brendas number one and (almost) only fan.

Smithys number one and (definitely not) only hater.

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by LoweBristowWilson » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:35 pm

How is a gerbil beating me?

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by TheMalteseDart » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:57 pm

Tbf qualifying for this event should give him a great shout of being picked for the Premier League
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:04 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:57 pm Tbf qualifying for this event should give him a great shout of being picked for the Premier League
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Safc » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:33 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:57 pm Tbf qualifying for this event should give him a great shout of being picked for the Premier League
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:36 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:57 pm Tbf qualifying for this event should give him a great shout of being picked for the Premier League
Surely Sky will pick him, he's a crowd pleaser
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Tue Nov 02, 2021 2:57 pm

Minced by de Dekker. Excellent.
Boring Brendas number one and (almost) only fan.

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