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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Sat Sep 25, 2021 3:13 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sat Sep 25, 2021 3:12 pm The forum will be going into mourning
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Sep 25, 2021 7:18 pm

Excellent result.. not a fan of Shitters, but anyone who beats Belly is fine by me
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Sat Sep 25, 2021 7:19 pm

" How did he beat me?.. He was rummaging through the bins 10 minutes ago "
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Sat Sep 25, 2021 7:41 pm

tungsten tossers wrote: ↑Sat Sep 25, 2021 7:19 pm " How did he beat me?.. He was rummaging through the bins 10 minutes ago "
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:38 pm

I discovered today that Shitty Smithy has a record of 6 R1 exits, 2 R2s and zero better at the GP. Must surely be the worst record of any of the established players at this years GP.

Looking forward to R1 exit number 7 :D
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:39 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:38 pm I discovered today that Shitty Smithy has a record of 6 R1 exits, 2 R2s and zero better at the GP. Must surely be the worst record of any of the established players at this years GP.

Looking forward to R1 exit number 7 :D
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by tungsten tossers » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:42 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:38 pm I discovered today that Shitty Smithy has a record of 6 R1 exits, 2 R2s and zero better at the GP. Must surely be the worst record of any of the established players at this years GP.

Looking forward to R1 exit number 7 :D
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:48 pm

Turns out I had forgotten Robbie Dross' contributions to the GP. He has won one game ever :lol:

So i guess Smith is even getting beat in terms of crapness. Poor him.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:59 pm

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:48 pm Turns out I had forgotten Robbie Dross' contributions to the GP. He has won one game ever :lol:

So i guess Smith is even getting beat in terms of crapness. Poor him.
Weird for a reliable double hitter like Cross
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by ILAD » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:59 pm
Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:48 pm Turns out I had forgotten Robbie Dross' contributions to the GP. He has won one game ever :lol:

So i guess Smith is even getting beat in terms of crapness. Poor him.
Weird for a reliable double hitter like Cross
It’s the double start that fucks him...
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm

ILAD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:59 pm
Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:48 pm Turns out I had forgotten Robbie Dross' contributions to the GP. He has won one game ever :lol:

So i guess Smith is even getting beat in terms of crapness. Poor him.
Weird for a reliable double hitter like Cross
It’s the double start that fucks him...
And his uncle
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Gidra » Fri Oct 01, 2021 2:10 am

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm
ILAD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:59 pm
Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:48 pm Turns out I had forgotten Robbie Dross' contributions to the GP. He has won one game ever :lol:

So i guess Smith is even getting beat in terms of crapness. Poor him.
Weird for a reliable double hitter like Cross
It’s the double start that fucks him...
And his uncle
:D :D :D
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:12 am

Gidra wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 2:10 am
The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm
ILAD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:59 pm
Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:48 pm Turns out I had forgotten Robbie Dross' contributions to the GP. He has won one game ever :lol:

So i guess Smith is even getting beat in terms of crapness. Poor him.
Weird for a reliable double hitter like Cross
It’s the double start that fucks him...
And his uncle
:D :D :D
Don't ask me where I got this info from
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Gidra » Fri Oct 01, 2021 11:59 am

The Thorn wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:12 am
Gidra wrote: ↑Fri Oct 01, 2021 2:10 am
The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm
ILAD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:59 pm

Weird for a reliable double hitter like Cross
It’s the double start that fucks him...
And his uncle
:D :D :D
Don't ask me where I got this info from
We have one rule here, never to ask you that
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Ross, Bob » Fri Oct 01, 2021 7:13 pm

The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm
ILAD wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 8:26 pm
The Thorn wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:59 pm
Emulsfier wrote: ↑Thu Sep 30, 2021 7:48 pm Turns out I had forgotten Robbie Dross' contributions to the GP. He has won one game ever :lol:

So i guess Smith is even getting beat in terms of crapness. Poor him.
Weird for a reliable double hitter like Cross
It’s the double start that fucks him...
And his uncle
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Jimmi » Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:08 pm

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:08 pm

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by shenmue » Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:16 pm

Zero composure from the fat mess.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by HalloweenJack » Tue Oct 05, 2021 1:49 pm

shenmue wrote: ↑Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:16 pm Zero composure from the fat mess.
One of the reasons I don’t like about Smith ( as well as how he comes across) is his complete black of composure when throwing a double. I accept he is a flair player, but surely somebody must have suggested for him to take his time?? Particularly at a crucial double. To my mind, he throws with an air or arrogance whereby he expects to win all the time. That’s all well and good if you have won multiple majors. Last time i checked he hadn’t won any.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Tue Oct 05, 2021 3:54 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Tue Oct 05, 2021 1:49 pm
shenmue wrote: ↑Sun Oct 03, 2021 10:16 pm Zero composure from the fat mess.
One of the reasons I don’t like about Smith ( as well as how he comes across) is his complete black of composure when throwing a double. I accept he is a flair player, but surely somebody must have suggested for him to take his time?? Particularly at a crucial double. To my mind, he throws with an air or arrogance whereby he expects to win all the time. That’s all well and good if you have won multiple majors. Last time i checked he hadn’t won any.
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