Michael Smith shits himself again thread

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Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Emulsfier » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:55 pm

Today Michael once again mucked three darts at a double to allow Jose de Sousa to crush his hopes.

Just another day in the life of Michael Shit.
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Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:56 pm

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Another day of disaster for the "World #4".

Will "Bully Boy" ever add to his prestigious 2018 Shanghai Darts Masters and 2013 World Youth Champion titles?
When do commentators and pundits alike realise he's never going to be the threat they make him out to be?
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:57 pm

This thread should have been made years ago. So much wasted post potential
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm

This can double up as the fuck off Michael smith thread
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Richard Clock » Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm

Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by The Thorn » Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:01 pm

Richard Clock wrote: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.
You sound like someone who tortured ants and kittens as a child
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Richard Clock » Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:06 pm

The Thorn wrote: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:01 pm
Richard Clock wrote: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.
You sound like someone who tortured ants and kittens as a child
As a cat owner, never. But I just enjoy seeing that moron Smith get more and more upset.

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:12 pm

Richard Clock wrote: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.
Take off the 1st 2 sentences and I agree
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Post by Ross, Bob » Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:19 pm

Richard Clock wrote: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:00 pm Used to be a fan. Until he started acting more and more like a baby. Now it brings me joy to see him lose. I sometimes even like it when he goes far in a tournament and then loses as it makes his pain all that much better for me.
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Post by SRW » Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:22 pm

I jumped and cheered when De souza hit the winning double fuck off bullybitch.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:23 pm

SRW wrote: Sun Nov 22, 2020 4:22 pm I jumped and cheered when De souza hit the winning double fuck off bullybitch.
I woke the dogs up with my celebration
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Tommo » Sun Nov 22, 2020 5:40 pm

Smith needs these....

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by shenmue » Sun Nov 22, 2020 5:57 pm

Smith is a fat cunt.

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Post by ILAD » Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:13 pm

Made my day.

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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:51 pm

A timely bump.

4-1 down against Wright, gets it back to 6-4, misses D10 for 7-5, misses D12 for a 9 to break the throw and gives up.

Embarrassing.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:53 pm

A tad harsh?
Granted he is a cunt
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Fiss Plaps » Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:55 pm

Randall wrote: Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:53 pm A tad harsh?
Granted he is a cunt
Perhaps, given what Wright threw in the last session, but that last leg was a joke.
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:56 pm

Fiss Plaps wrote: Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:55 pm
Randall wrote: Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:53 pm A tad harsh?
Granted he is a cunt
Perhaps, given what Wright threw in the last session, but that last leg was a joke.
I'm sure when he missed the 9 he mimicked choking?
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Re: Michael Smith shits himself again thread

Post by Randall » Sun Nov 29, 2020 3:57 pm

Randall wrote: Sun Nov 22, 2020 7:00 pm
I'd forgotten this :mrgreen:
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