Which commentators are NOT total shite?

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Which commentators are NOT total shite?

Stuart Pyke
15
10%
Wayne Mardle
14
9%
Rod Harrington
19
12%
Devon Peterson
2
1%
John Rawling
5
3%
Alan Warriner
31
20%
Mark Webster
30
20%
Paul Nicholson
5
3%
Dan Dawson
19
12%
Chris Murphy
13
8%
 
Total votes: 153

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Re: Which commentators are NOT total shite?

Post by mad jock » Tue Nov 19, 2019 12:05 pm

Randall wrote: Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:04 pm What's Jermaine wattimena like?
Oink Oink Oink :lol:

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Re: Which commentators are NOT total shite?

Post by Rogg » Wed Mar 29, 2023 8:36 pm

I was listening to a thingy and I got thinking.

They could bring back dead commentators in AI. It's only soundwaves.
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Mar 29, 2023 8:54 pm

14 people said Pyke isn't total shite??
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Post by TheMalteseDart » Wed Mar 29, 2023 8:59 pm

Safc wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 7:06 pm
Emulsfier wrote: Sun Nov 10, 2019 6:42 pm Seems like everyone hates everyone on coms nowdays, so who would you want to KEEP?

Vote for each person you are happy to listen to. You can and should vote for more than one.

I have left off John part and Nigel Pearson and Rod Studd as I haven't heard much against them in a while, but feel free to say if you hate them and I am a moron for leaving them off. I've left off John Gwynne as it's not nice to beat up an old man.
Studd is one of most tedious biased wankers in sports commentary ever I cant stand the twat
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Post by Jimmi » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:00 pm

Whoever voted for John Rawling needs their head examining.
Fuck off Stuart Pyke and John Rawling!

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Post by Greipel » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:05 pm

I don’t really follow watch darts with original commentary, because all the PDC (excluding PCs naturally) tournaments are on tv in Hungary now, even the Euro Tours, so I haven't voted on anyone yet. Some Hungarian snobs who always watch darts on streams love Mardle.
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Post by The Thorn » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:07 pm

Greipel wrote: Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:05 pm I don’t really follow watch darts with original commentary, because all the PDC (excluding PCs naturally) tournaments are on tv in Hungary now, even the Euro Tours, so I haven't voted on anyone yet. Some Hungarian snobs who always watch darts on streams love Gobshite Mardle.
Mardle went from the most hated commentator to middle of the pack. Shows you how the standard has gone down
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:10 pm

1. Part and Webby
2. Dawson
3. Mason, Warriner and Lloydy
4. Mardle and Murphy

Rest are completely vile
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:13 pm

Studd is the worst of the worst bc he's a shite commentator and a whopping cunt to boot

Pyke, although shite on comms, seems a decent guy. A bit like poor old Nigel Pearson who we gave too much shit.

Nicholson if he turned down the nonsense and the narcissism, could be good. Him, Dawson and Webster know more about the tour than anyone else, which is to be expected.

Chris Mason is the opposite to Pyke. Total bellend of a man but a quality commentator. Partial to the odd Price bias but his in studio analysis, especially in the World Series studios, is absolutely top notch.
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Post by Emulsfier » Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:19 pm

The Studd hate has grown a large amount since this poll. For good reason.
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Post by Suspect Device » Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:28 am

DeepFriedRat wrote: Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:13 pm Studd is the worst of the worst bc he's a shite commentator and a whopping cunt to boot

Pyke, although shite on comms, seems a decent guy. A bit like poor old Nigel Pearson who we gave too much shit.

Plastic Aussie Cunt if he turned down the nonsense and the narcissism, could be good. Him, Dawson and Webster know more about the tour than anyone else, which is to be expected.

Chris Mason is the opposite to Pyke. Total bellend of a man but a quality commentator. Partial to the odd Price bias but his in studio analysis, especially in the World Series studios, is absolutely top notch.
Hear plenty more of Mason here...


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Post by Captain Hobo » Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:52 am

Rogg wrote: Wed Mar 29, 2023 8:36 pm I was listening to a thingy and I got thinking.

They could bring back dead commentators in AI. It's only soundwaves.
If they do it with Sid Waddell, they can forget about me watching darts.
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Post by Captain Hobo » Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:54 am

The only 3 I voted for were Warriner, Webster and Dawson.

And I'm reconsidering Warriner and Dawson now.
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Post by sennafan24 » Thu Mar 30, 2023 3:06 pm

Duzza is okay.
HalloweenJack wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:09 pm
Randall wrote: Sat Oct 17, 2020 7:05 pm Dulla has never faced anything like Taylor in top gear.
Maybe he could have dragged Taylor down, we will never know.

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Re: Which commentators are NOT total shite?

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Mar 30, 2023 3:58 pm

Duzza just bangs on about how he’s thoroughly enjoying the event
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Post by The Thorn » Thu Mar 30, 2023 4:01 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 3:58 pm Duzza just bangs on about how he’s thoroughly enjoying the event
Better than a lot of the negative comments on forums
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Thu Mar 30, 2023 5:15 pm

TheMalteseDart wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 3:58 pm Duzza just bangs on about how he’s thoroughly enjoying the event
"It's just a real privilege to be here"
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Post by DeepFriedRat » Thu Mar 30, 2023 5:16 pm

Suspect Device wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 1:28 am
DeepFriedRat wrote: Wed Mar 29, 2023 9:13 pm Studd is the worst of the worst bc he's a shite commentator and a whopping cunt to boot

Pyke, although shite on comms, seems a decent guy. A bit like poor old Nigel Pearson who we gave too much shit.

Plastic Aussie Cunt if he turned down the nonsense and the narcissism, could be good. Him, Dawson and Webster know more about the tour than anyone else, which is to be expected.

Chris Mason is the opposite to Pyke. Total bellend of a man but a quality commentator. Partial to the odd Price bias but his in studio analysis, especially in the World Series studios, is absolutely top notch.
Hear plenty more of Mason here...


Will have to give this a watch!
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Re: Which commentators are NOT total shite?

Post by TheMalteseDart » Thu Mar 30, 2023 5:19 pm

I listened to it, nothing new than what he’s said before, he’s right about 80% of things tbf
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