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Is it right I am reading on Twatter 2 no shows? Trying to look up which BDO event it is but the lack of info is pathetic

Give the poor pigeon a chance

See there's shitloads of interest in this

This weekend is the cut-off for Fakeside. There is probably a stream of this somewhere seeing as they've put a camera in every broom cupboard on earth by now.

Here it is. 674 currently trying to spot wherever the fuck the darts are landing. Hinges looking terminally unmotivated and just beat Mormon-Tuft in a classic.


Allan Hutton​
Barry Hearn is backstage shoving 3 million quid up Jacklin’s jacksey a fiver at a time

Allan making the best of it. And I think bigworm has now appeared on the chat.


Allan Hutton
​MvG didn’t qualify????? I’m sure he’s got better things to do than play Kermit and Fozzy Bear in Bridlington or wherever this is

Heads up for cannibal - Casey Gallagher is playing.

Bless the proper darts.


Oche Balboa‏ @OcheBalboa1
Getting a few messages saying the Organisation of the #BDO Classic & Pairs last night is shambolic

Paul @elhijodehodges
My mate played yesterday, Won his game 3-2. Went and told registration got told it could be 90mins till his next game He went back in plenty of time and got told both him and his next round opponent had been timed out even though there were still 1st round games to be played.

He then went and spoke to another official who went round and found that there had been numerous mistakes on that board, he got put back in and lost in the last 64

Dennie Olde Kalter won this. Hm. The MUFFINMAN reached the last 16, more importantly.



Wesley Harms 4-3 Ross Montgomery
Jason Heaver 2-4 Dennie Olde Kalter
Jim Williams 3-4 Dave Parletti
Chris Lacey 0-4 Richard Veenstra

90.05 Wesley Harms 3-5 Dennie Olde Kalter 90.77
88.14 Dave Parletti 5-1 Richard Veenstra 76.59

84.70 Dennie Olde Kalter 6-4 Dave Parletti 81.47

Wait so if this is done is lakeshite all set now?

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:56 am Wait so if this is done is lakeshite all set now?

The British Open is today I believe. The final event before the cut-off.

Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:02 am

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:56 am Wait so if this is done is lakeshite all set now?

The British Open is today I believe. The final event before the cut-off.

Ah right my bad, thanks boss.

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:13 am

Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:02 am

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:56 am Wait so if this is done is lakeshite all set now?

The British Open is today I believe. The final event before the cut-off.

Ah right my bad, thanks boss.

Shame on you, not remembering such a prestigious event. Your punishment shall be, you have to watch all of it on the stream.

Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:02 am

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:56 am Wait so if this is done is lakeshite all set now?

The British Open is today I believe. The final event before the cut-off.

So the next events are the World Masters and Indigo O2 qualifiers?

thegentle wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:39 am

Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:02 am

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:56 am Wait so if this is done is lakeshite all set now?

The British Open is today I believe. The final event before the cut-off.

So the next events are the World Masters and Indigo O2 qualifiers?

The new season starts next weekend with the usual opens etc. A season runs from October to September.

I've no idea why. Anyone? It means the end of season 'majors' (piss/masters) are never actually played in the season they were based on.

Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:59 am

thegentle wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:39 am

Rogg wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:02 am

Emulsfier wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:56 am Wait so if this is done is lakeshite all set now?

The British Open is today I believe. The final event before the cut-off.

So the next events are the World Masters and Indigo O2 qualifiers?

The new season starts next weekend with the usual opens etc. A season runs from October to September.

I've no idea why. Anyone? It means the end of season 'majors' (piss/masters) are never actually played in the season they were based on.

So the majors can be used to qualify for the next years' majors maybe? No clue.

Spineless gone in round 1. Think he's already safe for Lakeside though, having matured an all.

Martin Adams (69.41) 0-3 (86.71) Allan Edwards

Hankey v Hogan. Glory be.

Leighton Bennett lost to Ben Hazel, stormed off stage without even shaking the ref's hand. What a prick.

The Thorn wrote: ↑Sun Sep 22, 2019 2:57 pm Leighton Bennett lost to Ben Hazel, stormed off stage without even shaking the ref's hand. What a prick.

A prick is what a prick does.