DBG's career: Q School 2023?
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what a delight.
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- https://community.betfair.com/darts/go/ ... comeHeaderWith his Bad Boy past behind him Darts Legend Dave(boy) Green is set to return to the big time. Never far away from controversy in his youth, Green has now settled down with his partner and is looking forward to return meeting up with old friends and to enjoy his darts.
We wish you well Dave
HalloweenJack wrote: ↑Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:25 am I will debate with anybody on here without becoming indignant and self righteous. I certainly never get angry.
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RETURN to the big time? He was never fucking in it ffs.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x
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Looks to be a troll account.
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The walking lump of Cirrhosis known as Dave Green emerged from his slumber at exactly 3.30pm on a Monday afternoon. He had hydrated with a great thirst through the night on cans of silver Lynx and would now not be able to feed for another several evenings, until giro day.
As the pulsating tub of cunt ambled from the urine soaked matress he had called home for the last several hours. Across the sea of empty cans, Jameson's bottles, cigarette butts and chinese cartons that had masked the true colour of the bedsit floor since a time before Thirsty Matt had pubes and to the computer desk he had fashioned out of two breezeblocks and a bit of plywood he found in a skip out back, Dave wondered what he could lie about today.
A metallic groan emerged as Dave cracked his mechanically enhanced knuckles. "I know exactly what to lie about, I've got it!". Dave always knew.
He would now brace himself for a long wait until 1am, when he could safely steal his neighbour's Wi-Fi without them knowing. It would be a long and testing road until that time; Dave would have to navigate several hours of cold turkey and not just from the alcohol. Dave hadn't told a lie in almost 8 hours now and parts of his gelatinous body were slowly beginning to shut down. But Dave would hold on. He knew he would soon have sustainance enough for a week when he was able to log on to darts forums and start typing.
Outside he could hear the bailiff who had already attempted 3 visits to Dave's squat this week asking his neighbour if he'd seen him. "Fuck's it gotta do with you?" thought Dave as he waited patiently.
As the pulsating tub of cunt ambled from the urine soaked matress he had called home for the last several hours. Across the sea of empty cans, Jameson's bottles, cigarette butts and chinese cartons that had masked the true colour of the bedsit floor since a time before Thirsty Matt had pubes and to the computer desk he had fashioned out of two breezeblocks and a bit of plywood he found in a skip out back, Dave wondered what he could lie about today.
A metallic groan emerged as Dave cracked his mechanically enhanced knuckles. "I know exactly what to lie about, I've got it!". Dave always knew.
He would now brace himself for a long wait until 1am, when he could safely steal his neighbour's Wi-Fi without them knowing. It would be a long and testing road until that time; Dave would have to navigate several hours of cold turkey and not just from the alcohol. Dave hadn't told a lie in almost 8 hours now and parts of his gelatinous body were slowly beginning to shut down. But Dave would hold on. He knew he would soon have sustainance enough for a week when he was able to log on to darts forums and start typing.
Outside he could hear the bailiff who had already attempted 3 visits to Dave's squat this week asking his neighbour if he'd seen him. "Fuck's it gotta do with you?" thought Dave as he waited patiently.
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Wasn’t really worth typing, was it?SolidSCB wrote:The walking lump of Cirrhosis known as Dave Green emerged from his slumber at exactly 3.30pm on a Monday afternoon. He had hydrated with a great thirst through the night on cans of silver Lynx and would now not be able to feed for another several evenings, until giro day.
As the pulsating tub of cunt ambled from the urine soaked matress he had called home for the last several hours. Across the sea of empty cans, Jameson's bottles, cigarette butts and chinese cartons that had masked the true colour of the bedsit floor since a time before Thirsty Matt had pubes and to the computer desk he had fashioned out of two breezeblocks and a bit of plywood he found in a skip out back, Dave wondered what he could lie about today.
A metallic groan emerged as Dave cracked his mechanically enhanced knuckles. "I know exactly what to lie about, I've got it!". Dave always knew.
He would now brace himself for a long wait until 1am, when he could safely steal his neighbour's Wi-Fi without them knowing. It would be a long and testing road until that time; Dave would have to navigate several hours of cold turkey and not just from the alcohol. Dave hadn't told a lie in almost 8 hours now and parts of his gelatinous body were slowly beginning to shut down. But Dave would hold on. He knew he would soon have sustainance enough for a week when he was able to log on to darts forums and start typing.
Outside he could hear the bailiff who had already attempted 3 visits to Dave's squat this week asking his neighbour if he'd seen him. "Fuck's it gotta do with you?" thought Dave as he waited patiently.
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We can't all be as cool as you, don't forget.
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That's the same guy who posted that JC was Willie O'Connor.sennafan24 wrote: ↑Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:00 pm- https://community.betfair.com/darts/go/ ... comeHeaderWith his Bad Boy past behind him Darts Legend Dave(boy) Green is set to return to the big time. Never far away from controversy in his youth, Green has now settled down with his partner and is looking forward to return meeting up with old friends and to enjoy his darts.
We wish you well Dave
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Not online since Sunday afternoon. So thats the next excuse.
Big changes on the way ! We've heard it before but it's different this time !!!! , I believe Bdo gonna grow x
Tony O'Shea, 6th January 2016
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no wonder he's not logged in , too embarrassed to admit he took on a bet he cant afford to pay.
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What a horrible cunt hey
The Thorn wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:39 pm
Rather top myself than watch 1 minute of this shite
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Rather top myself than watch 1 minute of this shite
Thorn about Modus Super Series in 2021 - He now is an avid fan
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He’s banned from the PDC.
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"I was ill and couldnt get on"
"The local bank has burned down"
"My robotic hand was stuck on wanking mode"
Or some other lame ass excuse no doubt.
"The local bank has burned down"
"My robotic hand was stuck on wanking mode"
Or some other lame ass excuse no doubt.
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My bet is on "Fuck's it gotta do with you?"
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In his absence, here is DBG's response from earlier in the thread.
daveboygreen wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:21 pmNo ban in place....Try againCaptain Hobo wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:30 amMight be more like it.Emulsfier wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2019 7:18 amHope your ban gets lifted and you are allowed to give it a go.daveboygreen wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2019 2:28 am Hopefully with everything I will be able to give it a crack in Jan, Not being self employed and having to answer to others now has made things a bit more difficult with my choices in darts but now im freeing up more weekends and time to play again and for the first time in 10 years im even trying Superleague although it is nor never has been top of the pops with me.
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Ah he’s said it, must be true.
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Would be funny if he's still banned
The Thorn wrote: ↑Fri Mar 26, 2021 11:39 pm
Rather top myself than watch 1 minute of this shite
Thorn about Modus Super Series in 2021 - He now is an avid fan
Rather top myself than watch 1 minute of this shite
Thorn about Modus Super Series in 2021 - He now is an avid fan
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No idea why they would overturn it, given the actions of the cunt.
And the fact that he offers nothing positive (darts wise).
And the fact that he offers nothing positive (darts wise).
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What an absolute rollercoaster of a thread!!
i voted yes by the way, i have faith
i voted yes by the way, i have faith