DBG's career: Q School 2023?

[Stran]

what a delight.

[sennafan24]

With his Bad Boy past behind him Darts Legend Dave(boy) Green is set to return to the big time. Never far away from controversy in his youth, Green has now settled down with his partner and is looking forward to return meeting up with old friends and to enjoy his darts.
We wish you well Dave

- https://community.betfair.com/darts/go/ ... comeHeader

[The Ginge Reaper]

RETURN to the big time? He was never fucking in it ffs.

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Looks to be a troll account.

[SolidSCB]

The walking lump of Cirrhosis known as Dave Green emerged from his slumber at exactly 3.30pm on a Monday afternoon. He had hydrated with a great thirst through the night on cans of silver Lynx and would now not be able to feed for another several evenings, until giro day.

As the pulsating tub of cunt ambled from the urine soaked matress he had called home for the last several hours. Across the sea of empty cans, Jameson's bottles, cigarette butts and chinese cartons that had masked the true colour of the bedsit floor since a time before Thirsty Matt had pubes and to the computer desk he had fashioned out of two breezeblocks and a bit of plywood he found in a skip out back, Dave wondered what he could lie about today.

A metallic groan emerged as Dave cracked his mechanically enhanced knuckles. "I know exactly what to lie about, I've got it!". Dave always knew.

He would now brace himself for a long wait until 1am, when he could safely steal his neighbour's Wi-Fi without them knowing. It would be a long and testing road until that time; Dave would have to navigate several hours of cold turkey and not just from the alcohol. Dave hadn't told a lie in almost 8 hours now and parts of his gelatinous body were slowly beginning to shut down. But Dave would hold on. He knew he would soon have sustainance enough for a week when he was able to log on to darts forums and start typing.

Outside he could hear the bailiff who had already attempted 3 visits to Dave's squat this week asking his neighbour if he'd seen him. "Fuck's it gotta do with you?" thought Dave as he waited patiently.

[Sprocket501]

The walking lump of Cirrhosis known as Dave Green emerged from his slumber at exactly 3.30pm on a Monday afternoon. He had hydrated with a great thirst through the night on cans of silver Lynx and would now not be able to feed for another several evenings, until giro day.

As the pulsating tub of cunt ambled from the urine soaked matress he had called home for the last several hours. Across the sea of empty cans, Jameson's bottles, cigarette butts and chinese cartons that had masked the true colour of the bedsit floor since a time before Thirsty Matt had pubes and to the computer desk he had fashioned out of two breezeblocks and a bit of plywood he found in a skip out back, Dave wondered what he could lie about today.

A metallic groan emerged as Dave cracked his mechanically enhanced knuckles. "I know exactly what to lie about, I've got it!". Dave always knew.

He would now brace himself for a long wait until 1am, when he could safely steal his neighbour's Wi-Fi without them knowing. It would be a long and testing road until that time; Dave would have to navigate several hours of cold turkey and not just from the alcohol. Dave hadn't told a lie in almost 8 hours now and parts of his gelatinous body were slowly beginning to shut down. But Dave would hold on. He knew he would soon have sustainance enough for a week when he was able to log on to darts forums and start typing.

Outside he could hear the bailiff who had already attempted 3 visits to Dave's squat this week asking his neighbour if he'd seen him. "Fuck's it gotta do with you?" thought Dave as he waited patiently.

Wasn’t really worth typing, was it?


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[SolidSCB]

We can't all be as cool as you, don't forget.

[ILAD]

We can't all be as fat and smelly as you, don't forget.

Yes he is a stinky twat.

[Captain Hobo]

With his Bad Boy past behind him Darts Legend Dave(boy) Green is set to return to the big time. Never far away from controversy in his youth, Green has now settled down with his partner and is looking forward to return meeting up with old friends and to enjoy his darts.
We wish you well Dave

- https://community.betfair.com/darts/go/ ... comeHeader

That's the same guy who posted that JC was Willie O'Connor.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Not online since Sunday afternoon. So thats the next excuse.

[Stran]

no wonder he's not logged in , too embarrassed to admit he took on a bet he cant afford to pay.

[oche balboa]

What a horrible cunt hey

[Cooking with Sanchez]

He’s banned from the PDC.

[Stran]

"I was ill and couldnt get on"

"The local bank has burned down"

"My robotic hand was stuck on wanking mode"

Or some other lame ass excuse no doubt.

[SolidSCB]

My bet is on "Fuck's it gotta do with you?"

[Captain Hobo]

He’s banned from the PDC.

In his absence, here is DBG's response from earlier in the thread.

Hopefully with everything I will be able to give it a crack in Jan, Not being self employed and having to answer to others now has made things a bit more difficult with my choices in darts but now im freeing up more weekends and time to play again and for the first time in 10 years im even trying Superleague although it is nor never has been top of the pops with me.

Hope your ban gets lifted and you are allowed to give it a go.

Might be more like it.

No ban in place....Try again

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Ah he’s said it, must be true.

[oche balboa]

Would be funny if he's still banned

[Cooking with Sanchez]

No idea why they would overturn it, given the actions of the cunt.

And the fact that he offers nothing positive (darts wise).

[TheGoose]

What an absolute rollercoaster of a thread!!

i voted yes by the way, i have faith