DBG's career: Q School 2023?

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Just trying to make the easiest £100 of my life, leave me alone!

[Sprocket501]

Right then, its done as of 7.56am this morning.

Not having you hang around here Dave, pay it before 8am next Monday or it's off. Martin can confirm he has received it

Bump

Anyone else paid yet, Martin?

Not yet mate but here's proof of your payment

Vanquis.


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[The Ginge Reaper]

Someone's knocking at the door....somebody's ringing the bell....


Don't worry Martin, its not Wayne Williams.

[Sprocket501]

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[oche balboa]

Come on DBG you pussyhole get playing in Q School you sticky retard

[The Ginge Reaper]

Come on DBG you pussyhole get playing in Q School you sticky retard

You are in no position to get him to do something until you toddle off to the bank and remove yet another excuse he can use.

[oche balboa]

Come on DBG you pussyhole get playing in Q School you sticky retard

You are in no position to get him to do something until you toddle off to the bank and remove yet another excuse he can use.

yes yes

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Or you could just use internet banking like all the other under-80s in this country.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Even my 83 year old gran uses it

[oche balboa]

Even my 83 year old gran uses it

I'm a fossil but you are clearly right

[oche balboa]

Should be paid in now

[M H]

Have a £50 receipt form a certain Mr Hinton, will sort the proof later

[Stran]

The bionic man is in the headlights now.

[ILAD]

The bionic man is in the headlights now.

Fucks it gotta do with you.

[ILAD]

He won’t do it anyway, full of shite as normal, he’ll claim it was all a ploy to get you all dancing to his tune.

[TopLad180]

Just reading some of his match reports, I honestly don't know why he isn't on the circuit now winning televised majors. Take the below as an example.

"Bad night for me last night, Only got back from holiday and sorted at home in time to get there for 7pm, Stinking headache after the 5 hour drive home and hadn't thrown a dart since last Thursday but despite that played ok, Only lost out 3-2 in a prelim match to Graham Jenkins, Final leg I had scoring visits of 100,121 and 180 and still lost the leg, Graham said afterwards was only 2 scores under a ton in the match, Just one of those I suppose but decent tops tops finish from Graham nicked it for him, Still though no real damage done, Still sat in 6th."

Shows up with a headache after week without chucking a dart, and then plays a prelim game in which there are two scoring visits of less then 100 in five legs. For some comparison, Michael Smith averaged 113 over six legs on Sunday, and had five scoring visits of under a ton in the match on his own. In the same match Aspinall averaged 104 and had eight sub-100 visits.

So if Dave's account is accurate, then him and Graham Jenkins must have been averaging easily into the 120s each, which would make this preliminary match in a Thursday night league significantly better than any game ever recorded in the PDC or BDO.

[The Ginge Reaper]

[Cooking with Sanchez]

Good darts.

[ILAD]

Just reading some of his match reports, I honestly don't know why he isn't on the circuit now winning televised majors. Take the below as an example.

"Bad night for me last night, Only got back from holiday and sorted at home in time to get there for 7pm, Stinking headache after the 5 hour drive home and hadn't thrown a dart since last Thursday but despite that played ok, Only lost out 3-2 in a prelim match to Graham Jenkins, Final leg I had scoring visits of 100,121 and 180 and still lost the leg, Graham said afterwards was only 2 scores under a ton in the match, Just one of those I suppose but decent tops tops finish from Graham nicked it for him, Still though no real damage done, Still sat in 6th."

Shows up with a headache after week without chucking a dart, and then plays a prelim game in which there are two scoring visits of less then 100 in five legs. For some comparison, Michael Smith averaged 113 over six legs on Sunday, and had five scoring visits of under a ton in the match on his own. In the same match Aspinall averaged 104 and had eight sub-100 visits.

So if Dave's account is accurate, then him and Graham Jenkins must have been averaging easily into the 120s each, which would make this preliminary match in a Thursday night league significantly better than any game ever recorded in the PDC or BDO.

That’s fantasy Dave for you.

[The Ginge Reaper]

Just reading some of his match reports, I honestly don't know why he isn't on the circuit now winning televised majors. Take the below as an example.

"Bad night for me last night, Only got back from holiday and sorted at home in time to get there for 7pm, Stinking headache after the 5 hour drive home and hadn't thrown a dart since last Thursday but despite that played ok, Only lost out 3-2 in a prelim match to Graham Jenkins, Final leg I had scoring visits of 100,121 and 180 and still lost the leg, Graham said afterwards was only 2 scores under a ton in the match, Just one of those I suppose but decent tops tops finish from Graham nicked it for him, Still though no real damage done, Still sat in 6th."

Shows up with a headache after week without chucking a dart, and then plays a prelim game in which there are two scoring visits of less then 100 in five legs. For some comparison, Michael Smith averaged 113 over six legs on Sunday, and had five scoring visits of under a ton in the match on his own. In the same match Aspinall averaged 104 and had eight sub-100 visits.

So if Dave's account is accurate, then him and Graham Jenkins must have been averaging easily into the 120s each, which would make this preliminary match in a Thursday night league significantly better than any game ever recorded in the PDC or BDO.

Graham Jenkins, aka Grazer from the old D.F, still pops in here occasionally. Wonder if he can verify this story?

Anyone a friend of his on FB?