2019 Grand Slam of Darts

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Safc » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:10 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:04 pm Ok here's a poll for you retards .
Would you like me to
A. LOG OFF never to return .
B Keep giving you a passport to profit

????
Just answer A or B
I realise dialogue is clearly difficult for most 13 year olds on here .....
A
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:11 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:04 pm Ok here's a poll for you retards .
Would you like me to
A. LOG OFF never to return .
B Keep giving you a passport to profit

????
Just answer A or B
I realise dialogue is clearly difficult for most 13 year olds on here .....
C
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by tungsten tossers » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:12 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:04 pm Ok here's a poll for you retards .
Would you like me to
A. LOG OFF never to return .
B Keep giving you a passport to profit

????
Just answer A or B
I realise dialogue is clearly difficult for most 13 year olds on here .....
Definitely A

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Wolflanternbumbag » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:15 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:37 pm
Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:23 pm Say Brain Damage again hahahahaha
What ? Brian Damage is MVG, first met him on a tram back to Eindhoven after a tournament many years ago , him and Stompe were trying to lock Klassen in the toilet as a gag to not pay the fare . Me and my mate Paul were dressed as Batman and Robin and tried to throw Klaasen off the train at the next stop.
A gang of young guys threw their kebab left overs at Damage shouting " you sound like you have brain damage " and a lady called Celia sat on a nearby seat ,asked me if Brian was a ' mental patient '...I ended up at Celias flat that night which was very nice ...Paul ended up sharing a twin room with Van der Voort... Damage came in during the night shouting " I like indoor hand gliding " and he waved a torch around the room whilst squinting everyone with grated cheese .... in the morning Damage had the top half of a Chicken outfit but no bottom half.

Van def vort had eaten a dozen mandarin yoghurts and thrown toothpaste on his shoes.
Phil Taylor was on the phone because they were sending him abusive texts .
'...and I was rummaging around in the attic and I found the original copy of the Bible. Which was nice.'
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:16 pm

😂
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:18 pm

Seems I've been voted off 5 things to end on.
1 . You lot are Fuvkin thick.
2 Most are below 16.
3 probably explains why u dont understand making money .
4 You lot are Fuvkin thick
5 Most are below 16

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:19 pm

Only by 2-1, Nige.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:22 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:18 pm Seems I've been voted off 5 things to end on.
1 . You lot are Fuvkin thick.
2 Most are below 16.
3 probably explains why u dont understand making money .
4 You lot are Fuvkin thick
5 Most are below 16
Ps , Never posted on here before , Nige's mate Paul here ... been reading this , dont know why he bothers, you lot have chucked his info back in his face , you want fucking the lot of you... I agree most of you are probably kids....or wannabees who stack shelves on shifts for minimum wage ..
Wankers
You will miss a fortune at the worlds but most of you either too young too bet or too skint to be able to raise a stake ..

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:24 pm

Jimmi wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:19 pm Only by 2-1, Nige.
Hes gone ... your loss .
His mate Paul

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by PT13 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:35 pm

Good tournament. Great to see Price win it again, and even better this time.

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:41 pm

Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:07 pm
Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:00 pm
Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:52 pm Ok mate. Less is more.
Less is what you made out of this event
More £££££ is what I made .
You need to get up for work in the morning.
I dont .
My first appointment is cashing my winnings
Then open my gym late afternoon.
You can take a thirsty knob head to a fountain .
But you cant make the thick fucker take a slurp.
What the fuck is it with you people on here???
Seriously
If someone offered you £20 notes for a quid you would attack him and call him names ..
Seriously thick bastards
Well done. Looking forward to the screenshots of the winning bets.
All tips given in advance you thick bastard .
Good luck with the minimum wage job this week.
People like you are limited by your own stupidity

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by mikey_1871 » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:44 pm

Thought you'd gone?

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Jimmi » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:48 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:41 pm
Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:07 pm
Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:00 pm
Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:52 pm Ok mate. Less is more.
Less is what you made out of this event
More £££££ is what I made .
You need to get up for work in the morning.
I dont .
My first appointment is cashing my winnings
Then open my gym late afternoon.
You can take a thirsty knob head to a fountain .
But you cant make the thick fucker take a slurp.
What the fuck is it with you people on here???
Seriously
If someone offered you £20 notes for a quid you would attack him and call him names ..
Seriously thick bastards
Well done. Looking forward to the screenshots of the winning bets.
All tips given in advance you thick bastard .
Good luck with the minimum wage job this week.
People like you are limited by your own stupidity
What about Ron Meulenkamp's spare bedroom?
Did he have a double bed in there or a single?
“I don’t want you lumbering me with some old bow-wow who don’t know the difference between a Liebfraumilk and a can of Tizer!“

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:56 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:41 pm
Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:07 pm
Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:00 pm
Cooking with Sanchez wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:52 pm Ok mate. Less is more.
Less is what you made out of this event
More £££££ is what I made .
You need to get up for work in the morning.
I dont .
My first appointment is cashing my winnings
Then open my gym late afternoon.
You can take a thirsty knob head to a fountain .
But you cant make the thick fucker take a slurp.
What the fuck is it with you people on here???
Seriously
If someone offered you £20 notes for a quid you would attack him and call him names ..
Seriously thick bastards
Well done. Looking forward to the screenshots of the winning bets.
All tips given in advance you thick bastard .
Good luck with the minimum wage job this week.
People like you are limited by your own stupidity
Ah so you didn’t back them. That’s pretty stupid of you.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by HalloweenJack » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:11 pm

Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:04 pm Ok here's a poll for you retards .
Would you like me to
A. LOG OFF never to return .
B Keep giving you a passport to profit

????
Just answer A or B
I realise dialogue is clearly difficult for most 13 year olds on here .....
Don’t log off, I think you are hilarious. 😂
‘Captain Bazball’

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by HalloweenJack » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:14 pm

miguelking wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 9:09 pm Panto cunt face getting hid arse handed to him lovely
Oh that is brutal.
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop » Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:52 pm

HalloweenJack wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 11:11 pm
Nigel Cheeseman-Blenkinsop wrote: Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:04 pm Ok here's a poll for you retards .
Would you like me to
A. LOG OFF never to return .
B Keep giving you a passport to profit

????
Just answer A or B
I realise dialogue is clearly difficult for most 13 year olds on here .....
Don’t log off, I think you are hilarious. 😂
Its Paul here , Nige's mate ... dont worry, he will be back , although I dont know why he bothers, hes actually given some unbelievable tips on here that wouldve made people good money , we are very friendly with alot of the darts guys.
Nige is quite a serious fellow, if these guys met him they wouldnt piss him off , he was a British champ boxer in his day .
The tram story in Eindhoven was true and ive seen other stories , all true , he is very good mates with Wadey and I am pally with alot of the Dutch lads . The St Helens gang are good pals of mine though Nige has no patience with the fat ones.
Price has got someone to do Nige's bathroom which is true. Nige gets on well with Price , their families are both from Wales and he is is boxing coach.
The storys about Bob Anderson and Peter Manley were both true . I've an even funnier one about Taylor , he was always buying terraced houses and then renting them out , hed bought another and arranged for a guy to view it , the guy wanted to rent it but stressed he wanted bright decor and it must be clean, Taylor was abroad but had arranged for the viewing via his wife Yyvonne who he was in the middle of splitting with, a friend of hers had the house doctored a little, so when he the guy was shown in all the wallpaper had been stripped , a couple of tramps had been invited to sleep there and a poster of Taylor with a swastika on his forehead was nailed up above the fireplace.
Nige is a good mate of Warriners , that's where he gets alot of the info and me from Chizzy .

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Cooking with Sanchez » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:03 am

Is it the Nige that turned out to be a paedo from the old forum?
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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by ILAD » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:05 am

Since you’re on the subject of paedos............

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Re: 2019 Grand Slam of Darts

Post by Gidra » Mon Nov 18, 2019 12:24 am

This is fun. Much more than clown raping.
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